the lengths the man will go

[sum1sneaky 0]

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I'll bet it has your DNA

do you think it has/does/will (ever) come to this? if so, I'm wearing a hair net, my surgical suit, and gloves whenever i touch it - that way the lady who sold it to me did it!

is it free for the man to use his labs to analyze our breakcord?

is the man motivated by his inner angers and suppressed violent urges as a child? what motivates this man to go to such lengths? we are not rapists, pedophiles, or similar murderous scum (i haven't met any aussies yet - but i imagine they're not all still all exiled prisoners). most of us never hurt anyone except for the man's ego.

is he just giving us bridge day so he can form a data base of jumpers and their addresses etc...? at the same time make the community some money and gain publicity. they want a social sec. #? that seems odd! why not a driver's licence or state id? who else asks for that number? banks loaning large sums of money - why? - it's all they need to track you down should you fail to repay. unless you work just for cash - they'll find you at your next job. so are they tracking bridgedayer's down at a later date? maybe the object near their job was getting jumped?

maybe its just the game he likes to play - has anyone ever intentionally played with the man, like jumping a jail or sheriffs office, just to get to his underlying primal rage? maybe calling them after they've been jumped to let them know they missed their chance to beat your face and take your freedoms?

i know a man who likes wielding power over people who are having fun living their lives. he says it's harmful for my health and public safety for me to have fun. he has many resources in his power to make sure he wins when he wants to. this man sucks.

moral to the sucky man thoughts? be stealthy, don't talk, use a proxy & be unseen, the man stays sleeping and misses his prey.

[andy2 0]

you can legally BASE jump if youre that worried about it! I heard a rumor there is a legal span or two floating around out there. The man does suck though, I've had a few encounters with him. How does he get around so much? Seems like everybody has something bad to say about him.

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[Basejumperjeff 0]

Here we have a 270ft. "A" that is right beside the police dispatch center, it has a sweet landing area, easy climb, and I'm sure a beauty view from the top. Nobody has yet jumped it, but every time we drive by we stop and talk a little more about it and how it would go down if we were to try. It would be the altimate object to say that everything is jumpable and we are the ones who can do it, it would also be a good slap in the face, of the man.

[sum1sneaky 0]

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it would also be a good slap in the face, of the man.

slappity slap!

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you can legally BASE jump if youre that worried about it!

oh, i've never jumped anything illegal. but i'm not certain that trend will last for long. i'm not as worried as it may seem - i see the man as a capable foe - an added challenge to an object - particularly a few particular E's that the man proabably sillently wishes i'll jump so he can chase me, arrest me, and be really mean and angry and look really cool to all his other manly friends. he'll probably want to video the chase and sell the footage if he catches my so called sorry criminal ass. maybe i'll take my shirt off so it will fit in with all the other bad boys footage!

that'll be the proverbial day - i'm too fun-loving to have grand enemies of hatred, too mellow to put up a big show of F words and spit in a gravel wrestling, baton beating arrest - and most of all i'm too sneaky for him to realize any of his power tripping bad boy arresting dreams.