JohnDoe 0 #126 January 31, 2006 "If yer scared......go to church!" One towerhand to the Greenhorn at about the 800' level in 70+mph winds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base704 0 #127 January 31, 2006 "Well, I'm glad I did it, but don't ever invite me again." -base516 aka BASERIGGERYou can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
volleyballguy73 0 #128 January 31, 2006 "Hey don't piss/spit/etc. there!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaitken 0 #129 February 2, 2006 Here's a few: "Go Fast. Take Chances." --Mike S. "Ride It Like You Stole It!" --unknown "To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" --Homer Simpson "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti "Live and learn, or die and teach by example!" --The Monkey And finally, one I saw in someone's .sig on this forum (so sorry if the attribution is wrong): "It should be fine...I think I'll be able to see the wall before I hit it." --SBCMac"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #130 February 2, 2006 QuoteInterestingly enough, Jesus rejected the temptation to BASE jump. Therefore, BASE jumpers are Satan's followers. Yuri 02.02.2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nicrussell 0 #131 February 2, 2006 Quote "Go Fast. Take Chances." --Mike S. a DZO i know has been saying "drive fast. take chances." for years. i now use that as I close up my bar to all the drunk people stumbling out (i do my job well in that respect.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #132 February 2, 2006 Not BASE related.....but a good observation on life.... Quotei was just thinking about those Islamic-extremist terrorists.... ..if their religion would just allow them to have bacon or sausage & a few beers every once in awhile, don't you think it would make them a lot less likely to wanna blow themselves up all the time? like maybe life would be more worth living?? hmmm....something to think about..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Extrakt 0 #133 February 3, 2006 "If you treat someone like a slave, pritty soon they are gonna f**k your daughter" John Doyle to my boss when the boss told him what he would be earning if he took the job. "If murder and suicide are illegal, then why is it ok to kill yourself and others with cigarettes?????" www.myspace.com/Hypoxicmusic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
914 0 #134 February 3, 2006 "I may not be the best skier on the mountain, but i'm not the smartest either." - Damon Gold skiing extreme 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #135 February 3, 2006 My wife made me join a bridge club. I'm jumping off next Tuesday! -- Rodney Dangerfield.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomDancs 0 #136 February 4, 2006 "This landing in do or die! I do you die!" By Japp last weekend in ref. to a jump we were looking at... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaapSuter 0 #137 February 4, 2006 "This landing is do or die! I do, you die!" ...you mean. Thanks for stopping by Tom, next time I'll drink less, jump more! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDaemon 0 #138 February 4, 2006 Jaap, Quotenext time I'll drink less, jump more! Best of luck ;-) It's bad if the other Vancouver starts losing his sense of priorities... -=Raistlinfind / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaapSuter 0 #139 February 4, 2006 QuoteBest of luck ;-) It's bad if the other Vancouver starts losing his sense of priorities... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's a totally serious ROFLOL. Granted, I'm totally fucking hammered right now. But that's just fucking funny coming from the guy with the biggest liquor collection this side of the ocean. You're a goddamn Russian, Raistlin and I love you for it. Stay alive, cya soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeyo 1 #140 February 13, 2006 "His nickname is Rickochet, I dont wanna be near that shit" Someone said that when Rick started climbing an A to get away from mosquitoes.HISPA #93 DS #419.5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PerFlare 0 #141 February 14, 2006 Me to a yahoo at i exitpoint (actually heard a version of it in Norway years ago): He: Well, have a good one! Me: Well, I hope you get a lineover and die! He: What?! Me: I mean how likely is it that two guy’s will have a lineover and die at the same jump? So are you going or not? I did apologize afterwards, but the facial expression was priceless … PerFlare Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikki_ZH 0 #142 March 10, 2006 Seen on a picture in SDC of Carl Boenish jumping El Cap with a personal note to Roger Nelson: Roger, Happy are those who dream dreams And are willing to pay the price to see them come true Carl Boenish ‘78Michi (#1068) hsbc/gba/sba www.swissbaseassociation.ch www.michibase.ch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #143 March 12, 2006 Quote"Dude, don't piss there! I might have to PLF." . HAHAHA nice one! So.... I'll never forget when I heard this one: "I love farting and shitting. It's almost as fun as fucking and eating!" ---my boyfriend Nick (the brilliant linguist) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bsauer 0 #144 March 12, 2006 "Dream as you would live forever - live as you would die tomorrow" (James Dean) ...hope the translation from German to English works, Bernhard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redrocka 0 #145 March 13, 2006 ...the future's uncertain, and the end is always near... Sweet Gravity... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freedom1 0 #146 March 14, 2006 "Who I once was, I'll never be; Who I am now you'll never see." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfob 0 #147 March 14, 2006 On a first jump at the Perrine....."dont worry, Whats the worst that could happen?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #148 March 14, 2006 On another first jump at the Perrine..."hook it" -Nick________________________________________________________ Abbie drove me to Idaho and all I got was this lousy sigline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bert_man 0 #149 March 14, 2006 On yet another first jump at the perrine: "If you die it'll all be Brett's fault..." -Ghetto "The reason death cannot frighten me, is because life has cured me of fear." Web Design Cleveland Skydiving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornishe 0 #150 March 15, 2006 QuoteOn another first jump at the Perrine..."hook it" -Nick ...and sure enough... you hooked it smartass. nice plf though. :-) -- AbbieAbbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
