NickDG 23 #1 June 20, 2005 I've always considered Karen (ApexKaren) a ten. The day she walked into BR looking for a job years ago I was hoping Todd would say not only yes, but echo what I was thinking, and say "hell yes . . ." Well, she's dropped to a nine and three quarters and might be in need of some uplifting messages. A dog took the tip of her right social finger clean off. She's K763 here on DZcom. NickD BASE 194 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #2 June 20, 2005 QuoteA dog took the tip of her right social finger clean off. Are you serious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #3 June 20, 2005 Yes, Anne was in the emergency room with her last night. Karen will post details when able I'm sure. I hope she's not a touch typist . . . NickD BASE 194 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #4 June 20, 2005 I guess she now she qualifies for the pieces of eight skydiving team right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #5 June 20, 2005 Totally, she does . . . and the reason she does, and I don't, is she's an outty and I'm an inney. I even dropped my trousers to make my case, but despite the good impression I made, I still didn't get in. However, it was fully noted when my pants were down around my ankles in the Perris parking lot that even though I wasn't making it into Pieces of Eight, I was an excellent candidate for Air Trash, so it all worked out okay . . . NickD BASE 194 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #6 June 21, 2005 That stinks dude. Is she part of a union? I know the United Steel guys get a predetermined cash settlement for certain appendage losses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 June 21, 2005 Say, I know this may sound silly, but being a prior insurance agent... Does she have a life insurance policy? Sometimes they pay out a smaller portion of the total for loss of digits. -Some policies are thumb and forefinger, however it would not be unheard of to check the details for loss of forefinger.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #8 June 21, 2005 Quote I even dropped my trousers to make my case, but despite the good impression I made, I still didn't get in. BASE 194 In my best Beavis and Butthead voices "huh-uhh-huhh-huh..." You said 'get in.'Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornishe 0 #9 June 21, 2005 Quote...excellent candidate for Air Trash, so it all worked out okay.... I love Air Trash! That's a fun bunch of fockers. _Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K763 0 #10 June 27, 2005 Nick, you are too sweet! I'm finally online for the first time and was quite anxious to see this thread...Anne had told me about it but I was at home with lousy internet connection plus missing a piece of a finger...not very agreeable to getting online... Yes, the damn dog took the tip of my right middle finger clean off...well, the surgeon said there was a lot of damage so I guess it wasn't so clean. Infection was a huge issue so I sat in hospital for 3 days 2 nights on iv antibiotics and morphine...hooray for morphine. I was trying to break up a dog fight and the chow decided to show me his prowess...he could have taken my hole finger or mangled my hand but instead he just took the tippy tip. Lucky for me one of my best friends is an RN with a cellphone and was able to take my call to get me and my parts calmly to the e.r. "Buddy" will be euthanised (sp) this week. I wanted his right ear but then thought that would be too gruesome. I guess having the tip in formaldehyde in a jar is gross enough. I'm off work for 2-3 weeks while I heal and adjust, and am feeling much better now than I did a week ago. Thank you all for you love and support. I can't tell you how much it6 helps knowing you all were thinking of me and sending me strength. I'll be asking for a 10% discount on my next manicure and if you have problems getting massage from an amputee then I'll offer you a 10% discount. I guess that's only fair. More later, this took way too long to write! Thanks Nick, and F*ch them, we'll form our own pieces of 8! BASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts??? xo Love you all Karen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Faber 0 #11 June 27, 2005 Hi Karen Im happy your back home.. now im not gonna hold your hand as by the other injury we had at the same time,ill need all my fingers to mastrubation(hope you aint used for that finger) anyway sounds like your in good spiritIve got my mails popping back from your private mail could you mail me,thanks edit:typo as im drunk.. back off mac Stay safe Stefan Faber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BASE813 0 #12 June 27, 2005 Quoteill need all my figers to mastrubation yet another reason for my Faber / English Dictionary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyUtah 0 #13 June 27, 2005 QuoteI guess having the tip in formaldehyde in a jar is gross enough. What? They let you keep your tip? Thats not fair, they wouldnt let me keep my tumor. (bastards) Then again I guess I wasnt so attached to it like you and [I]the tip[/I]. Just trying to cheer you up K, OK.Have Fun, Don't Die! Johnny Utah My Website email:johnny@johnnyutah.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DexterBase 1 #14 June 27, 2005 Karen... You have to post a picture. Please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #15 June 27, 2005 Glad you're at home doing better. Nothing, I mean NOTHING beats prescription drugs. Oh, and like he couldn't have gone after something useless, like the pinky... but NOOOoooooo... he has to do a number on your birdie finger. Damn chows. QuoteBASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts??? I lost my mind. Does that count? - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaveO 0 #16 June 27, 2005 See KT, Another reason why cats are cooler than dogs.And don't get to hooked on those drugs or you'll be looking to get bit again. Any volunteers? DO"When it comes to BASE, I'll never give advice, only my opinion" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fab777 0 #17 June 27, 2005 Quoteill need all my fingers to mastrubation Two hands masturbation? Sounds sooooo pretentious! Fabien BASE#944 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TomAiello 26 #18 June 27, 2005 Ze danes have not ze french skills with ze masturbation...-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skinflicka 0 #19 June 27, 2005 Quote BASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts??? My vagina is missing. Does that count?$kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skinflicka 0 #20 June 27, 2005 QuoteZe danes have not ze french skills with ze masturbation... That's true. The French are the world's greatest wankers. Sans doubt! A tout a l'heure.$kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #21 June 27, 2005 QuoteMy vagina is missing. Does that count hey, I thought you said you just had a bad case of vaginaitis?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JaapSuter 0 #22 June 27, 2005 QuoteThe French are the world's greatest wankers. Clearly you are not aware of the tiny neglectible island a little bit west of the rest of Europe. I think they call it England or something like that. Tossers, all of them... Note; my opinion of that place is solely based on a three week stay in Coventry. I hear it's not representative for the rest of the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tfelber 0 #23 June 28, 2005 Quoteany one missing any parts??? I'm up for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cornishe 0 #24 June 28, 2005 QuoteNote; my opinion of that place is solely based on a three week stay in Coventry. I hear it's not representative for the rest of the country. Why, did they have GOOD teeth in Coventry? .Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skinflicka 0 #25 June 28, 2005 There's nothing wrong with my teeth. They're a beautiful shade of tan. What can you say about the Dutch that hasn't already been written on the ceiling of Denpar's sleeper cab? Coventry is hardly a singularity in the UK. They hate foreigners there too. " The Netherlands is analagous to being the butthole of Europe nestled between the a$$cheeks of Belgium and Germany...What a pile of cunts!" - Winston Churchill $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 0
Faber 0 #11 June 27, 2005 Hi Karen Im happy your back home.. now im not gonna hold your hand as by the other injury we had at the same time,ill need all my fingers to mastrubation(hope you aint used for that finger) anyway sounds like your in good spiritIve got my mails popping back from your private mail could you mail me,thanks edit:typo as im drunk.. back off mac Stay safe Stefan Faber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #12 June 27, 2005 Quoteill need all my figers to mastrubation yet another reason for my Faber / English Dictionary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyUtah 0 #13 June 27, 2005 QuoteI guess having the tip in formaldehyde in a jar is gross enough. What? They let you keep your tip? Thats not fair, they wouldnt let me keep my tumor. (bastards) Then again I guess I wasnt so attached to it like you and [I]the tip[/I]. Just trying to cheer you up K, OK.Have Fun, Don't Die! Johnny Utah My Website email:johnny@johnnyutah.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DexterBase 1 #14 June 27, 2005 Karen... You have to post a picture. Please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #15 June 27, 2005 Glad you're at home doing better. Nothing, I mean NOTHING beats prescription drugs. Oh, and like he couldn't have gone after something useless, like the pinky... but NOOOoooooo... he has to do a number on your birdie finger. Damn chows. QuoteBASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts??? I lost my mind. Does that count? - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveO 0 #16 June 27, 2005 See KT, Another reason why cats are cooler than dogs.And don't get to hooked on those drugs or you'll be looking to get bit again. Any volunteers? DO"When it comes to BASE, I'll never give advice, only my opinion" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fab777 0 #17 June 27, 2005 Quoteill need all my fingers to mastrubation Two hands masturbation? Sounds sooooo pretentious! Fabien BASE#944 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #18 June 27, 2005 Ze danes have not ze french skills with ze masturbation...-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinflicka 0 #19 June 27, 2005 Quote BASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts??? My vagina is missing. Does that count?$kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinflicka 0 #20 June 27, 2005 QuoteZe danes have not ze french skills with ze masturbation... That's true. The French are the world's greatest wankers. Sans doubt! A tout a l'heure.$kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 June 27, 2005 QuoteMy vagina is missing. Does that count hey, I thought you said you just had a bad case of vaginaitis?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaapSuter 0 #22 June 27, 2005 QuoteThe French are the world's greatest wankers. Clearly you are not aware of the tiny neglectible island a little bit west of the rest of Europe. I think they call it England or something like that. Tossers, all of them... Note; my opinion of that place is solely based on a three week stay in Coventry. I hear it's not representative for the rest of the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tfelber 0 #23 June 28, 2005 Quoteany one missing any parts??? I'm up for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornishe 0 #24 June 28, 2005 QuoteNote; my opinion of that place is solely based on a three week stay in Coventry. I hear it's not representative for the rest of the country. Why, did they have GOOD teeth in Coventry? .Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinflicka 0 #25 June 28, 2005 There's nothing wrong with my teeth. They're a beautiful shade of tan. What can you say about the Dutch that hasn't already been written on the ceiling of Denpar's sleeper cab? Coventry is hardly a singularity in the UK. They hate foreigners there too. " The Netherlands is analagous to being the butthole of Europe nestled between the a$$cheeks of Belgium and Germany...What a pile of cunts!" - Winston Churchill $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
