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If you think packing is a necessary evil...

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...here's a little tip I received from an experienced jumper; treat your packjob like you would a Bonzai tree. Turn it into a little art project regardless of the actual jump you will do with it.

I never hated packing, but I didn't enjoy doing it either. Fortunately, I'm a big believer in the flexibility of perception. Ever since that one jumper told me about his Bonzai tree philosophy, I love packing!

I clean up my appartment, get all the tools ready (clamps, weight, pull-up cords), assemble a nice BASE soundtrack in my Winamp playlist, and start packing. I haven't read the book, but I imagine it's something like what Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintanance is about.

Of course, this only works if you allow your perception of things to change and affect your opinion. Then again, that's a pretty useful skill in general.

Damn, I think I just posted the most hippie crap-ass spiritual and useless thread on this board ever. It almost reads like a Marie Claire magazine. But what the heck, it's been quiet on here lately. Too quiet...

Cue Skin..

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It almost reads like a Marie Claire magazine.



You'd know. ;)

I do share your sentiment on packing, though. I don't hate it, but I don't always love it (unless it involves a friend's rig and a 5 lb bag of flour). I also find that preparing for it and getting in the right mind does make packing quite a bit more enjoyable. I also find that I enjoy it more when I just slow down and allow myself to be completely patient.

Now get back to work so you can get some time off to come and play with the rest of us.
-C.

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(unless it involves a friend's rig and a 5 lb bag of flour).



so you are insinuating you pack 5 lbs of flour into the pack job? how do you keep the flour from getting everywhere?
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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so you are insinuating you pack 5 lbs of flour into the pack job? how do you keep the flour from getting everywhere?



It's one of those inside jokes that only serves to detract from the more meaningful information distributed in this forum, but since it's one of Jaap's posts... ;)

I haven't done this, but on a recent trip, The New Savior of BASE on Public Lands found a 5lb bag of flour in the back of my car. It puzzled him, but he didn't put two and two together until I told him it was intended for him to get his Flour S. He's been pretty careful about keeping his rigs out of my hands since.

The reality is I'd have a hard time doing this to someone...so much that I've decided not to. In the right situation, I'd think it was funny as hell if someone got me, but it would have to be that 'right situation'. i.e. an S over water, not a downtown B, and not my brand new/favorite rig or canopy.

As for 'how', I've heard that you can distribute the flour evenly onto the bottom skin folds before you do the reduction folds to size it to the container. It results in a nice little shower on opening and your friend turning into Casper the Canopy Pilot.

As I said above, I don't recommend doing this, but I've got reels of imaginary footage in my head. It's funny enough there.
-C.

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It's one of those inside jokes that only serves to detract from the more meaningful information distributed in this forum, but since it's one of Jaap's posts...



we all need to be distracted from time to time; keeps ya on ur toes.
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Hey Jaap, what's on your "nice BASE soundtrack in my Winamp playlist"? :)

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I have a secret.

I actually enjoy packing my BASE rig.

Don't tell anyone.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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"It almost reads like a Marie Claire magazine."

You'd know. ;)



Dude, do you have any idea how much more useful it is to read how women think about how man think than to read about how women think that we think about how they think?

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Why pack? It's a waste of time :P

Brittany
Unpacked BASE #? <--- yeah uh huh. getcha some.

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Why pack? It's a waste of time ;)



Get video of your next terminal jump ;)

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Get video of your next terminal jump ;)



You know I will ;) It will be soon...

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Get video of my next terminal jump:)
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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hum... terminal.... sounds contagious... Yet tasty

Can I get some?
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Hey Brits,

To get an unpacked BASE # from Mr McConkey you need to do either rollover B.A.S.E. or TARD B.A.S.E.

The cards he issues are, well,....Tom can tell you...

Anyone done the TARD-Rollover B.A.S.E. yet? (scary shit methinks)


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Why pack? It's a waste of time :P

Brittany
Unpacked BASE #? <--- yeah uh huh. getcha some.




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dude im not offer the BASE comunity to jump my packjob but you should scoop it out,its fast and it opens all the time... Aperently it freaks out a larger amount of Americans arround here(can you belive that Mac?)

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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Here's another tip... grow a saq, fill it with some balls, sprout a cock and go find some dammm pussy!!

I think the tri-tip you ate at tom's has finally left your vegetartian system and you're back to gay. Please drink a pint of blood and call me in the morning.

PS - See ya in two weeks muthfuka! Sorry Vancouver, but I've already bought my ticket.


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Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

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To get an unpacked BASE # from Mr McConkey you need to do either rollover B.A.S.E. or TARD B.A.S.E.



Hehe, whatever. I'll just settle for my unpacked question mark #. The only BASE #s that I'll ever get card-wise are from the keeper of the logs, Mr and Mrs Harrison. True playas fo real.

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Here's another tip... grow a saq, fill it with some balls, sprout a cock and go find some dammm pussy!!

I think the tri-tip you ate at tom's has finally left your vegetartian system and you're back to gay. Please drink a pint of blood and call me in the morning.



That's what I really meant B|
Memento Audere Semper

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Hey, Abbie. How do you feel about Jaap?



Haha! :P I love that guy. Check your email, I just cc'd you. Eight Q's Bongo is in production. Vancouver 10 - 16th.


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Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

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