A most excellent birthday

[nicknitro71 0]

Friday Maggot turned 31. Knowing the real truth of spacetime Maggot actually gets younger each year that passes!

Friday team Ninja (also spelled Ninga, according to Maggot) spent the windy day BASE jumping, painting graffiti, and H&P from planes (pic 1 and 2).

That night, Maggot celebrated his BD doing what he does best (pic 3).

Saturday morning we hit our 300 A (pic 4, 5, 6).

In the afternoon the team took Maggot's GF for her first tandem and speed star (pic 7,8)

That night we hit our 240 S where I hit some trees on landing due to a 120 degree off after a roll-over.

Little Buddy also rolled over and almost died freefalling through a big ass tree after an off-heading as well. We did figure out the reasons behind those off-headings by the way. We are all OK and without injuries!

Maggot, being invincible, made a flawless jump.

Life's good!

Memento Audere Semper

903

[Banksey 0]

Good stuff.. even through i saw them..


forget something, Nitro?

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death camp darling- NINJA style

[magot 0]

Nick
I dont think that evryone will like those first pics but i should post the one of me doing blow out of the barrel of my loaded 357 magnum with the hammer cocked back
and ow yah theres video for all u none beleavers
and the pile of blow that went up my nose was before the jump but after the 8 gin and tonics so for all u none BASE jumpers this is what BASE is all about so go do your FJG
so u can start your engines because base jumpers run on Nitro methanphedmeans.

TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

[bazelos 0]

Charlie and guns...I hope nobody's dick got shot off

Happy birthday!

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[mtnlion667 0]

Fukcin A Right there birthday boy. I thought the cocaine and base was gonna be bad for my heart..... Little did I know you were gonna make me run all the way out to the exit the last time. Next time we drive the BMW down the tracks if we're whakin rails at the starting gate. can't wait for my birthday............

[badenhop 0]

Dear Mom,
Yes, they really do seem like retards.
Sorry, most of the BASE jumpers I know can spell,
have manners, and seem to have brains.
God bless you,
Love Avery


Edit, oops, my PM got posted.

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[yuri_base 1]

Congratulations, brother ninja!

By the way, Discovery Channel is now looking for a host for their new show, "Retarded Ninjas", send in your resume today! We can do a wingsuit rodeo from this A and attach the tape to your application.

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[swooper120 0]

No doubt...the Maggot is the only person who I know can celebrate his birthday doing all the crazy sh&t above, posting on DZ.com about Mr. NYC Favorite Jeb Corliss, drinking Gin & Tonics, skydiving, and making 5 BASE Jumps over 2.5 days...he is a true rockstar. It was a helluva weekend, thanks to Ryan, John, and Nick X 2 for joining in the festivities.

Just think everyone else was just posting on dz.com while we fliking!!

No Doubt

[460 0]

And thanks to Felonie19!

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[swooper120 0]

Felonie19 was in NYC seeing Jeb for a conjical visit...

[magot 0]

Chris
Felonie was asking me all kinds of questions about u
what did u tell her and or say to I dont know but hold
on tight your in for a ride and i would suggest u buckel up and use 2 air bags

TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

[NickDG 23]

>>I dont think that evryone will like those first pics<<

The rebels without a clue – how lame is rebelling against the rebellion.

A lot of good people came before you, and some paid with their lives and their limbs, to make it possible for you to BASE jump.

And please don’t wear our Apex t-shirt while you're shitting on the rest of us . . .

NickD
BASE 194

[JaapSuter 0]

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And please don’t wear our Apex t-shirt while you're shitting on the rest of us...

Beatdown, bitches!

Thanks Nick, that made me laugh. Somebody had to say it, but it takes somebody with your wisdom and age to make it stick.

Unless of course they'd have the balls to poke at you. But I doubt it.

Nobody's ashamed of being a Nick-lover...

[nicknitro71 0]

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And please don’t wear our Apex t-shirt while you're shitting on the rest of us . . .

Here Nick,

I fixed it for ya

Memento Audere Semper

903

[460 0]

I thought this one looked better than the previous ones.

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[magot 0]

Nick
come on thats free advertiseing I should be getting royalties from that shit and besides its my object i opened it and I live 3500 miles from your objects. and i have loads of respect for my for fathers. just not wanabe base jumpers with 200 skydives and 7000 posts on the basezone.

TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

[Mac 1]

I do hope this is BASE satire.....

if its not, then you are a complete bunch of See you next tuesdays......

[980 0]

Sorry Nick, I hate to do this, but I have to disagree with your post.

A lot of good people did come before maggot and some did pay with their life and limbs, but not so that maggot can base jump.

They paid because they chose to take part (or lead the way) in this ‘sport’.

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I am not aware of any base jumpers who jumped to enable others to jump. They all jump because they wanted to.

If they developed techniques and/or gear it was as much (or totally) for their own use and purposes as for the greater good of the base community.

The gear manufacturers sell gear because they want to; no-one is forcing them to. If they are ashamed to see the use ‘their’ equipment is being put to, maybe they should be more selective with their customers.

But we all know that they have to make a living too and money talks. The same with FJCs – offered because the people doing so want to.

I can see why you take exception to maggot’s post and the pictures, but I do not see how what he did disrespected people who were killed or injured doing something for themselves and the enjoyment they derived from it.

FYI, he posted that to get a response, it seems maggot enjoys baiting the dropzone regulars very much.

He is actually a very different jumper in person (as opposed to his online persona) and I am certain if you went to that site to go see the marker for yourself you will not find it as it has been removed.

[NickDG 23]

Okay, what I thought at first turns out to be the case . . . I just wasn't paying enough attention to who you really were.

Happy belated Birthday, Maggot . . .

NickD BASE 194

[magot 0]

980
have u been in my stash again your talking crazy
derka derka evryone has AIDS THATS better know they will forget about your crazy talk.
Gerry Herenza makes me post all this stuff here and tag sites he is my mentor and i half to respect his wishes he says i have to pay my dues. and its either taging sites or him giveing it to me up the ass. so what would all off u do

TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

[yuri_base 1]

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Felonie19 was in NYC seeing Jeb for a conjical visit...

Meanwhile, Maggot put on his "Jeb's double" mask, and as security was partying celebrating their success, went on Load #2 and flicked ESB. Here's his picture after the jump.

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