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nicknitro71

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So I figured If I can teach a vegetarian cold blooded turtle how to BASE, I should be able to death camp any human animal with virtually the same IQ.

Dusty, our turtle, did a great job on his first BASE.

He was very stable in FF and had a great landing under canopy. He just got his B!
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Did Dusty the turtle do a running exit?
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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Red Balls!!

The energy drink for crackheads and basejumpers alike…

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No doubt...running exit and he even threw a gainer!
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I forgot,

Dusty's harness is a Nitro Rigging Turtle Special. It retails for 1995.99 plus shipping and handling and applicable taxes. Please specify the size of the turtle when ordering.
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Have anything for a 12 pound Iguana? He's working on his new exit called The Death Roll :P

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Your turtle needs his hardnes, this dude is a borne cliffdiver ;)
Here he is learning to be confertable with jumping huge cliffs (painting on the wall). I guess i'll send him off Kjerag sometime this summer :P

/Johnnyb

Durka Durka and so on...

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You're right. He can fly but can't swim for shit and really hates water.
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nick
if u through that tortis of anything with out me being there
i will be seriously pissed of at u

we should flick all of hose ugly pugs off the train station
TOSS MY SALAD
I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
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holy crap nick, THAT is some funny shit. awesome action shot! you got me and jamie laughing our asses off!

:)
-am
Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

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dont worry jer, he really didnt launch him. its obvious that martina is holding the line while nick took the shot. plus there is no way she would let him do that:)

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Dusty is like Maggot, he's invincible and needs no stinkin' tarp!
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hey evil, we should rig up something to jump that canopy i have for the rc skydiver. its 8 sqft 9 cell zp. now what should we attach it to? ill bring it up this weekend.

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hey evil, we should rig up something to jump that canopy i have for the rc skydiver. its 8 sqft 9 cell zp. now what should we attach it to? ill bring it up this weekend.



Naw an Afrcan Spur thigh, like Dusty probably wieghts 30-40 lbs, and might grow to over 150, we need a big 'ol Seven cell B|

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Dusty looks like he might be a tortoise not a turtle?



Geochelone sulcata, the largest mainland tortoise. If Nick takes good care of him, he'll get to be nearly as big as an Aldabra.

Note to Nick: Beck talked to her dad; he says more cantaloupe and romaine, less timothy hay. But you're doing something very right because Dusty is a beautiful tortoise.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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more turtle soup and less turtle base.

-am
Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

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