base695 0 #1 July 21, 2006 Idea stolen from surfer magazine: http://surfermag.com/photos/images/67_things Anyway, 67 things you must do as a basejumper before you die - and I am not saying I recommend them all: 1. Have a 180 and get away with it 2. Do Elcap 3. Break a bone 4. Get chased by the police after a jump 5. Take someone for their first jump 6. F*ck on top of an object then jump. Or land and f*ck. 7. Jump a building in a busy city at night onto the street 8. Make a pilgrimage to Kjerag 9. have a 180 and object strike 10. Do Trllspire 11. Do a European road trip 12. Do one of the events in Malaysia 13. Make your mates draw straws at the exit point. Laugh at the person who draws the short one. Then make them go first. Or last. 14. Find a new site. 15. Get your base number, or at least qualify for it. 16. Go to Bridge Day 17. Climb the outside of a pretty big tower or crane with your rig in a stash bag. No safety devices allowed. 18. Rock climb a wall...and then jump off it. 19. Do an expedition to Baffin 20. Make a tree landing 21. Take your wingsuit off one 22. Do a road trip in Russia 23. Jump a rig that has been packed for at least 12 months. 24. Jump a converted skydiving set up 25. The waterfall in venezuela 26. The cave in mexico 27. Do a Very Dangerous Jump with kneepads as your only protective equipment 28. Do a jump without being exactly sure wether you are packed slider up or slider down. 29. Jump the mushroom Thats all I can think of for now....any others?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inzite 0 #2 July 21, 2006 Did #17 on Monday morning. We climbed 16 floors of a construction site elevator support column, standing next to a building under construction. We perilously jumped from elevator support column to building every floor from the 7th up to the 16th, looking for a balcony that didn't have windows installed yet. Just when all seemed lost, we found our entrance on the 16th floor. Then we made it up to the 36th floor by stairwell. And we did all this with awestruck construction workers and security looking up from below. I think I did #29 when I was in Amsterdam 2 years ago, but I don't remember a whole lot of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikki_ZH 0 #3 July 21, 2006 30. Climb down from an object in perfect conditions just because you don't feel jumping it...Michi (#1068) hsbc/gba/sba www.swissbaseassociation.ch www.michibase.ch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tr027 0 #4 July 21, 2006 That is a good one Mikki, but that doesn't fit the pattern of the examples given, because it wouldn't qualify for the show "Jackass", like the examples do."The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. " -John Galt from Atlas Shrugged, 1957 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base695 0 #5 July 21, 2006 I suppose I best elaborate for those Deadly Serious Jumpers amongst us... Some of the things are all time experiences that have to be done in ya life time.....some are silly (and in hindsight) funny stuff ups that happen if you are human and in the sport long enough....and some just occur when ya say to yourself f*ck it i'm going to try my luck with something stupid for the sheer hell of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ferry 0 #6 July 21, 2006 31 Meet Tom Aiello and try to find out which of all the stories are true 32 Hand your gear over to rangers after a jump 33 Get launched () .. .. 67 Try if tracking without rig is really better for aerodynamics Ferry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikki_ZH 0 #7 July 21, 2006 Quote That is a good one Mikki, but that doesn't fit the pattern of the examples given, because it wouldn't qualify for the show "Jackass", like the examples do. I did 8 of the 29 listed things and and most of them (with exeption of 27 maybe) don't qualify for Jackass. BASE sometimes is funny in a morbid way... My wife once called me on my celphone and reminded me that I have to buy flowers for the party that we where invited that evening. I told her sure and ended the phonecall because I heard the helicopter coming that was about to pick me out of a wall after a 180 with cliff strike... I can trade that for my before sugested Number 30Michi (#1068) hsbc/gba/sba www.swissbaseassociation.ch www.michibase.ch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee846 0 #8 July 21, 2006 # .. organise a legal event on some cool object # .. do some stupid s**t just because you feel like really wanna do something really crazy and stupid # .. jump some object with no nice landing under it, hoping to land just somewhere # .. try to get sponsored for a nice road trip and spam some big company with the base tales # .. f**k another basejumper Between two evils always pick theone never tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee846 0 #9 July 21, 2006 # .. spend a night on the top of the cliff waiting for the good weather. Canopy should be used as a sleepingbag Between two evils always pick theone never tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TVPB 0 #10 July 21, 2006 02 - does HD & GP count? They are more fun for mine!!!! 19 22 25 26 29 31 - in person would be nice for a change!! 32 67 - I'll film it!!! 24/33 = Life is great. Looks like I have a few expeditions to plan though.. Stay Safe - Have Fun - Good Luck The above could be crap, thought provoking, useful, or . . But not personal. You decide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
980 0 #11 July 21, 2006 here's the updated list: 34. organise a legal event on some cool object 35. do some stupid s**t just because you feel like really wanna do something really crazy and stupid 36. jump some object with no nice landing under it, hoping to land just somewhere 37. try to get sponsored for a nice road trip and spam some big company with the base tales 38. f**k another basejumper 39. spend a night on the top of the cliff waiting for the good weather. Canopy should be used as a sleepingbag 40. Tell your wife you will remember the flowers and then end the phonecall because you hear the helicopter coming to pick you up off a wall after a 180 with a cliff strike... here's what I think: 41. Teach someone to pack and jump their packjob 42. pack for your friends on the same load 43. do a solo jump and don't ever tell anybody about it 44. do a floater off something other than a bridge 45. jump while it's snowing 46. jump when it's so dark you cannot see the ground, just go into half brakes and prepare to PLF when you think you're close… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabo 0 #12 July 21, 2006 I got a good one: 47: Convince a police car to give you the exit count with their loudspeaker while parked below the B you are jumping..... we did that once!! Gabo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqpacker 7 #13 July 21, 2006 That has to be one of the coolest short stories I've heard about base jumping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tr027 0 #14 July 21, 2006 Quote i'm going to try my luck with something stupid for the sheer hell of it. In that case: ** Make a high voltage power line landing. ** Land back on/in the Antenna you jumped from. ** Land back inside a building you jumped from ** Strike guy wires and get away with it."The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. " -John Galt from Atlas Shrugged, 1957 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ferry 0 #15 July 21, 2006 Quote67 - I'll film it!!! Cool, shouldn't get too long to finish the 66 others. Well, #40 is not fair because I don't have a wife. But.. I'm looking for one to complete #6 Ferry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiggerLee 61 #16 July 21, 2006 Jump into a canyon with no idea how you will get back out of it. LeeLee lee@velocitysportswear.com www.velocitysportswear.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gweeks 1 #17 July 21, 2006 #1 thing you should do before you go in is pull Here are some others: -Jump above the clouds, land below them -Naked BASE -Have a drink with your friends at the top of an object -Watch the sunrise from an object -Pack when it's so dark you can't see -BASE road trip -Have a 180 with line twists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magot 0 #18 July 21, 2006 1 jump in fog so thick u cant see the ground 2 do a tard over off all 4 objects 3 and ow yah jump really fucked up with a loaded pistol in your pants so if u crash u shoot your dick offTOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee846 0 #19 July 21, 2006 # .. climb an AM antenna or any antenna with a lot of transmitters on it not being sure is it working or not and how excatly does it work. Between two evils always pick theone never tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
980 0 #20 July 21, 2006 I think you mean: - become McFlonkey BASE # 1 might want to make that #66 on the list.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee846 0 #21 July 21, 2006 # .. do a night jump from a high cliff Between two evils always pick theone never tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outrager 6 #22 July 21, 2006 Yo! Here's a pretty comprehensive list: http://mozart.lib.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/nand/search/pmstat?browse=%3A%3ACONFIG%3A%3Amodelbrowse Do not go in! Yuri. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base570 1 #23 July 21, 2006 my list is actually much longer but it has some of the same things you have listed. Some of the things you want to do are not really my idea of fun things though. I'm slowly checking off my list! In Reply To 1. Have a 180 and get away with it done 2. Do Elcap next year 3. Break a bone hopefully never 4. Get chased by the police after a jump yep 5. Take someone for their first jump done 6. F*ck on top of an object then jump. done 7. Jump a building in a busy city at night onto the street done 8. Make a pilgrimage to Kjerag done1999 9. have a 180 and object strike unfortunatly 10. Do Trllspire someday 11. Do a European road trip Yup 5weeks 12. Do one of the events in Malaysia In a month I'll be there 13. Make your mates draw straws at the exit point. Laugh at the person who draws the short one. Then make them go first. Or last. not into this one... I think this is Australian 14. Find a new site. yep about 40 so far 15. Get your base number, or at least qualify for it. done 570 16. Go to Bridge Day done many times 17. Climb the outside of a pretty big tower or crane with your rig in a stash bag. No safety devices allowed. don't understand this one 18. Rock climb a wall...and then jump off it. depends on your definition of rock climb 19. Do an expedition to Baffin someday I'll get there 20. Make a tree landing El Gigante 21. Take your wingsuit off one not yet 22. Do a road trip in Russia oneday 23. Jump a rig that has been packed for at least 12 months. done 24. Jump a converted skydiving set up 1st 5 jumps at Bridge Day Wonderhog/Pegasus 220 25. The waterfall in venezuela sweet jump 26. The cave in mexico as soon as that bitch opens back up! 27. Do a Very Dangerous Jump with kneepads as your only protective equipment not smart but did it 28. Do a jump without being exactly sure wether you are packed slider up or slider down. don't see why you would want to do this 29. Jump the mushroom maybe next time I'm in Switz. 30. Climb down from an object in perfect conditions just because you don't feel jumping it... more than once 31. Meet Tom Aiello and try to find out which of all the stories are true none of his stories are true BTW 32. Hand your gear over to rangers after a jump screw that 33. Get launched sounds interesting 34. organize a legal event on some cool object working on it 35. do some stupid s**t just because you feel like really wanna do something really crazy and stupid yep, know better now 36. jump some object with no nice landing under it, hoping to land just somewhere many jumps don’t have nice LZ’s 37. try to get sponsored for a nice road trip and spam some big company with the base tales don’t need this kind of ego boost 38. f**k another basejumper well, she had 1 jump. That counts right? 39. spend a night on the top of the cliff waiting for the good weather. Canopy should be used as a sleepingbag brrr cold! 40. Tell your wife you will remember the flowers and then end the phonecall because you hear the helicopter coming to pick you up off a wall after a 180 with a cliff strike... not going to try this one 41. Teach someone to pack and jump their packjob yep 42. pack for your friends on the same load done 43. do a solo jump and don't ever tell anybody about it done 44. do a floater off something other than a bridge not yet 45. jump while it's snowing awesome visuals 46. jump when it's so dark you cannot see the ground, just go into half brakes and prepare to PLF when you think you're close… no visuals! 47: Convince a police car to give you the exit count with their loudspeaker while parked below the B you are jumping..... don’t think this would fly around here 48. Make a high voltage power line landing. screw that one 49. Land back on/in the Antenna you jumped from. unfortunately.. 50. Land back inside a building you jumped from I’ll pass, thank you 51. Strike guy wires and get away with it. same as above 52.Jump into a canyon with no idea how you will get back out of it. sort of… 53.Jump above the clouds, land below them a favorite 54.Naked BASE NAKED BASE #15 55.Have a drink/smoke with your friends at the top of an object one is enough 56.Watch the sunrise from an object always nice 57.Pack when it's so dark you can't see it’s called Braille packing 58.BASE road trip sure, lots of times 59.Have a 180 with line twists try not to! 60. jump in fog so thick u cant see the ground yep but one jumper out of the 10 died 61. do a tard over off all 4 objects only for idiots 62. and ow yah jump really fucked up with a loaded pistol in your pants so if u crash u shoot your dick off that’s an awefully tall order when you ain’t got no dick maggot! my additions 63. Make an indoor jump made 2 64. jump from a National Monument check 65. jump from a moving vehicle car or train working on it 66. make a jump on every continent will be done 67. no rig jump...nope 68. retire from BASE with no injuries so far so good… 69.climb an AM antenna or any antenna with a lot of transmitters on it not being sure is it working or not and how excatly does it work. nope 70. do a night jump from a tall cliff yep --edited to add ones from lika that were added before I was done! OK so that's 43 out of 70 and some I hope to never do!! nice one BTW YURI!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambo 0 #24 July 21, 2006 nice list Yuri! I'll add ski base as my personal itemParty On! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base283 0 #25 July 21, 2006 Why do I see only 29 choices? How can one answer this question when you left out the 38 others? this sux, but I have done more than 50% than the first 29. whatup? take care, space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites