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Ya know, I thought this pig was a good guy when he gave us the hours that they visit said tower so that we wouldn't cross paths again..... then I read the article( yeah it took me a year to run into it) and realized all the crap he must have been feeding the journalist... I'll paste the article(rather than the link) so I can edit location details:

Deputy Grounds Parachute Jumpers in Poop Valley

Pair nabbed in attempted leap from cell tower

On Wednesday, April 6th two men were arrested after a deputy prevented them from parachuting off of a telecommunications tower in the Town of Punk ass Valley. The would-be jumpers were charged with trespassing upon private property after their foiled stunt.

At about 11:15pm on April 6th, Deputy Sheriff Marc Rampolla was on patrol and was conducting a security check of the Ma Bell tower located along Route 666 near Dennytown Road in Pussy Valley when he came upon a suspicious car parked near the foot of the tower, a steel structure arrayed with microwave antennae and estimated to be over 200 feet high.

Inside the car, the deputy found Ryan Montelione, age 27, of Gardiner, New York, and Jerrold Piccola, aged 29, of Sparta, New Jersey, who had in their possession parachutes and other sky-diving gear. Deputy Rampolla questioned the men, who admitted that they were about to climb to the top of the tower and then parachute down to the ground. Parachuting from a stationary object, such as a tower or building, is referred to as "base-jumping." In this instance, the parachutists’ lofty plans never got off the ground, as Deputy Rampolla refused to give them clearance for take-off. The deputy arrested the men and charged them with Criminal Trespass in the Third Degree for intruding on telephone company property.

Montelione and Piccola were arraigned before Penis Valley Town Justice Gina Capone, who remanded them to the Pig County Correctional Facility in lieu of $150 bail each. The defendants are scheduled to return to the Pecker Valley Justice Court on May 3rd to answer the trespass charge, a class B misdemeanor punishable by up to three months in jail and a fine of up to $3500.




He didn't prevent shit, the wind did.. We were already at the top when we first saw his dumb ass. And they sent us to jail, but made up the bail amount when they found our drug money in maggots pocket. convienently letting us out on exactly what he had...

Any way, long story short: D.A. was young and cool, let us out on an ACD. Some lawyer got sweet talked by maggot and represented us both for free, walked out of the court room and went to the power towers. Glad I could set the record straight. Think the local paper wants me to write them and do the same...? nah didn't think so. :ph34r:

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F*CK The POLICE

You shoulda death camped his ass. PCA... without the PCA part. ;)
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Its off topic but thank you guys for showing me around last Sunday and for the great jump!!:)

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...Messin wit me cuz I'm a Rager, with a BASE rig and a Laser... Fu*k the Police!

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;) Hell's bells madflicker, pleasure was all ours.

And you aren't off topic at all! This article was written about the very tower we just dayblazed the living shiite out of on sunday....... ha ahah hahaha hahaha hah ha:D

How do you like them apples officer Rampolla??!!!!
you can't touch our mad ninja skilllllllzzzzz....... or was that ninga, what do you think mr. piccolla?

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you can't touch our mad ninja skilllllllzzzzz



I wanna learn that! Here is an example how with ninja skilllllllzzzzz you can dayblaze a tower in Toronto, fcuk a cow, pick two 45y.o. chicks and Pigs won't even see you!!!

Urban Ninja video

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...Messin wit me cuz I'm a Rager, with a BASE rig and a Laser... Fu*k the Police!



there's a guy who knows whats goin down B|
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