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Me, cos you'll come to love me, i think :-)

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Hi. Name's Roger, though everyone calls me ro.

Totally new to skydiving, in fact don't do my course 'till Sat at Strathallan in Scotland. Petrified. Completely. Can't think why I signed up - moment of boredom/madness when I was snowboarding. NEVER carry a mobile when you're snowboarding.

About me:

Male, I think , 39. Mature student of environmental science. Ace runner, cool 'boarder, lousy swimmer, egotist, somewhat arrogant, loyal, 5' 8", 136 lbs wet, argumentative, kind to kittens , sometime usenet troll , drive a Fiat , sometime road-race cyclist, and dashing all-round good guy.

Yeah, I know, with all that going for me I'm doomed on my first jump...

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Welcome to the fourms! :)
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egotist, somewhat arrogant



I never would have guessed that given your screen name. :ph34r:

I hope you enjoy your first jump. I'm sure you'll do fine.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I hope you enjoy your first jump. I'm sure you'll do fine.



Why thank you. So am I.:)
BTW, don't you just long to be less-than-polite to some newbies? I'd want to scream "oh, bugger off and take up table tennis" if I didn't like someones introductory post.

Hey, you do really like me, don't you?

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I hate people who think that Skydivers don't love and welcome everyone into our sport.



But...but...you keep banning me everywhere I go...and the latest moderator didn't even do me the courtesy of sending me a PM...is this the 'tough love I keep hearing about?...

ro.

feeling unloved.

very unloved.

in fact, so unloved I sense a tear coming from my left eye.

s'ok, I wiped it away before it ran down my cheek.

better now.

XX

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But...but...you keep banning me everywhere I go...



Try obeying the forum rules and it won't happen. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Try obeying the forum rules and it won't happen.



That's cruel. I am trying, just not having much success.;)

Anyway, how come you can take a gentle teasing and the other's can't?

I suppose that now isn't the time to mention that I may have been a little disingenuous when I said I'd never done any skydiving? I may have the odd thousand or so jumps behind me...


ro.

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That's cruel. I am trying, just not having much success.;)



If you come into my house, and I ask you to not put your feet on the table, and I throw you out when you do, HOW is that cruel?

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Anyway, how come you can take a gentle teasing and the other's can't?



Because you haven't misbehaved in this forum is my guess.

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I suppose that now isn't the time to mention that I may have been a little disingenuous when I said I'd never done any skydiving? I may have the odd thousand or so jumps behind me...



Disingenious, yes... but still no excuse to break the rules, regardless of what you got away with at other places.
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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That's cruel. I am trying, just not having much success.;)



The fact that you put a winky behind that makes me believe that you're really not trying that hard.

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Anyway, how come you can take a gentle teasing and the other's can't?



All of us can take teasing, none of us put up with breaking the rules, including me.

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I may have the odd thousand or so jumps behind me...



I think you've really damaged your credibility around here, especially now that you admit you came on here initially being a liar.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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The fact that you put a winky behind that makes me believe that you're really not trying that hard.



I put a winky there cos I'm trying to win my way into your heart. You are a difficult woman to woo.

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All of us can take teasing, none of us put up with breaking the rules, including me.



You do yourself a disservice. You're the ONLY moderator that has demonstrated a) a degree of tolerance, and b) something approaching a sense of humour.

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I think you've really damaged your credibility around here



Huh? I have no credibility to damage. Everyone tells me this, so it must be correct.

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especially now that you admit you came on here initially being a liar.



Such an unpleasant word. Couldn't we dance around 'being economical with the truth'?

To be totally honest, your acceptance or otherwise of me on dizzy shouldn't depend on the number of jumps I've done, whether or not I'm incredibly sexy or if my presence is sought after at skydiving meets. The ONLY thing that matters is 'am I making sense?' Now go away, re-read some of my posts, and see if you can't see what was being SAID rather than what was WRITTEN. And no, they ain't the same thing.


ro.

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You are a difficult woman to woo.



LOL...you might as well give up on that one. :ph34r:


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your acceptance or otherwise of me on dizzy shouldn't depend on the number of jumps I've done, whether or not I'm incredibly sexy or if my presence is sought after at skydiving meets. The ONLY thing that matters is 'am I making sense?'



I don't care whether you skydive or not. I DO care if you are causing problems in the forums, that's it.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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LOL...you might as well give up on that one. Sly



It's not that I'm unaware of your status, it more that I refuse to give up on anything while I'm still breathing. So, if you don't mind, I'll continue with my sorry attempts to win your heart.



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I don't care whether you skydive or not. I DO care if you are causing problems in the forums, that's it.



I think you'll find it's my detractors who lose their temper, resort to intemperate language, and generally make themselves look like ranting crazies.

I offer thoughts. They offer anger. Still, I guess it all depend on which side of the fence you find yourself sitting...


ro.

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It's not that I'm unaware of your status, it more that I refuse to give up on anything while I'm still breathing. So, if you don't mind, I'll continue with my sorry attempts to win your heart.



It has nothing to do with my status, my heart has already been won.

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I offer thoughts. They offer anger.



Your thoughts are more on the lines of trolling. As per the forum rules, "posting inflammatory material specifically to provoke a negative response from someone (aka trolling). If you are unclear about what a 'troll' is, a description can be found here."

Please read more about what a troll is if you still don't understand.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Hey, we could go round and round on this forever. You think I'm trolling. I don't. You're the moderator. I'm not. At this rate I'll be bounced out of dizzy within days.

Who loses? I dunno. Like I said, I'll keep posting until I'm accepted or booted. You're the moderator. You decide.

btw, heart won or not, you're still cute.


ro.

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