missg8tordivr 0 #1 February 11, 2005 Hello all, I just started my AFF course at the beginning of January 05. I had done four tandems in the year previous and couldn't wait to start learning on my own!! I never realized how much there is to learn...and I am sure I haven't even begun to scratch the surface. Every time I jump, I fall in love with it even more. What a great way to spend the day..can't wait until summer is here! *Jean*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 February 11, 2005 Welcome to the forums! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doddy 0 #3 February 11, 2005 welcome from one newbie to another! Enjoy this site and the sport, coz if your anyting like anyone on here, you'll be here and in the air foreva!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tigerclaw 0 #4 February 12, 2005 Like Doddy said, WELCOME! and like Skymama said. "I hope I get to meet you in FL sometime. ( Even though I'm VA based for my Drop Zone, we've all agreed to let each other know when we're heading south for Tunnel time/Jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #5 February 12, 2005 Hope to meet you all too. I am usually hanging out in Palakta, but have been to Deland and Williston. I made it down to the boogie in Marathon about a week ago and had a blast. Since I am still a student I couldn't jump, but my friend, Art, took me up on a tandem....BEAUTIFUL!!!. The energy from the group was amazing, can't wait to make it o a bigger one...maybe I will be able to jump on my own by then. Going to try and do a jump tomorrow morning! Level 5...can't wait!! *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #6 February 14, 2005 Hey Jean, It sounds like you're hooked already! And you're right, there's so much to learn and one of the most important things in this sport is to never stop. I know people with thousands of skydives who say they learn something new on every jump. It's a great attitutude to have! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #7 February 14, 2005 Yep, definetly hooked! I am actually on level 6 but I didn't get to do jump yesterday...kinda sucks. This next weekend should be fun though. I have some friends who are going to jump tandem for the first time. Always fun to watch the reaction the first timers. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #8 February 15, 2005 Yo, baby! What about your good friend Tammie who invited you and took that awesome video of your tandem?? Why doesn't she ever get any credit?? I drag you out of your humble shell, set you up with some friends for awesome tandems and I don't hear a word of gratitude!! Not feeling the love here!!Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #9 February 15, 2005 You know I lub you! Tammie is the greatest friend anyone could ever have! :o* *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #10 February 15, 2005 After you dis' her, now you are going to try and suck up to her? geez See you Friday night, jumping on Saturday, the otter is suppose to be back! If you want, we may be jumping during the day Friday, give us a call.blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #11 February 16, 2005 When did I dis her?? I would never do that Have something for Friday night...don't think that I can get off work during the day I will be there for the weekend though...and I can't wait to jump!! Have a great time in Deland tomorrow...talked to Mark and he says he is down there already. Sounds like it is going to be a great weekend! Talk to you tomorrow, *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #12 February 16, 2005 You didn't even mention her until she called you out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #13 February 16, 2005 The reason I mentioned you was because I couldn't jump in the keys unless you took me. She did jump with us and took some awsome video....and I have thanked her for that. She knows that she is the one that got me into jumping and that I owe her and you everything including my first born. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #14 February 17, 2005 First born, huh, never mind, I have enough kids Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #15 February 22, 2005 I am all done!!!! First jump on my own was a sunset load with Tammie and Art....what a beautiful weekend!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cyanide41 0 #16 February 22, 2005 CONGRATS!!! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #17 February 23, 2005 Congratulations girl!! You earned it! You did great! Tam :)Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #18 February 23, 2005 Now if you could only become a zoomie master, your life would be complete! You did great girl, see you this weekend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #19 February 23, 2005 There is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeffSkydiver 0 #20 February 28, 2005 Congratulations. Your photo here on DZ.com is a bit dark, so I will suppose that when I visited Palatka last Sunday afternoon, the 20th, and made a jump one or two loads before the sunset load, we were on the load together. After that load (maybe it was the sunset load), I watched a load land and a young woman (maybe you?) made what I consider a perfectly executed textbook, Scott Millierish, pattern-flying, tippy-toe landing dead center in the main landing area. As she (you?) walked past, I congratulated her on such exquisite canopy control. Then the other woman on the load (Tammi?) said, "she's really catching on, isn't she?" That was the first indication I had that she (you?) was new to the sport. If in fact that was you, again, nice work. If the rest of your skills are on par with what I saw of your canopy control on that one jump, then kudos to you for your hard work and concentration. (A nod to your instructors as well!). I hope to see you when I visit Palatka again. In the meantime, I'll be hanging at Deland because my wife just yesterday completed her AFF ground school! I'm so thrilled for her and for both of us. Of course, with the crappy weather, she hasn't jumped yet, but we're hoping for a few jumps this week for her. We'll be jumping Saturday too. If you come to Deland, let me know. I'm there several weekdays and maybe once on weekends (I HAVE to get a real life someday!). I can't wait to take her to Palatka to meet all the folks at Florida's (America's?)(the World's?) family friendly DZ. Congrats to you! jt* Let's all do this safe enough that we can still do this in our 90's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #21 February 28, 2005 Jeff, I rememeber who you are, and thank you so much for the compliment. Tammie is actually the one that got me into this sport. I had just finished my AFF training the day before. Art, Shawn (swoop), and Jeff have all done part of my training....Mostly Art. This weekend was a bust. We didn't get to do any jumping After last weekend I was really looking forward to jumping again. Guess I will just have to wait until this weekend to try it again. Only bad thing is that the Otter is going down to Miami this weekend, so the jump runs wont be as entertaining. I love the feeling of having a plane full of skydivers getting hyped about the jump. It was a good weekend! Don't know when I will be back down to Deland, but hopefully it will be soon. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #22 February 28, 2005 QuoteThere is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title WHOOOOOAAA!!! I see I need to visit the other threads more often! The rules never change....they've been developed over years of experimenting and drinking. I remember my young years back in Canton when I was a Zoomie Master wantabee.......I refer you to Page 4 of the ZMIM.. Section 2-1 A: The zoomie student MUST clear head level on 5 CONSECUTIVE(tami, that means IN A ROW) zoomies to achieve the Zoomie Master Rating. 2-2 A: The potential Master may NOT assist the Zoomie to get it to rise. They may use inside zen zoomieism to mentally assist it. NO PHYSICAL HELP THOUGH! 2-2 A sub1: The potential Master MAY block the upwind side & have other members block also. **These are the core rules** others: Section3-1: Use of virgin spit is recommended to seal the bottom of the zoomie. Section3-1A: If virgin spit is unavailable, jumper spit OR top shelf beer can be substituted.(cheap beer will anger the zoomie gods) Section 3-3: Once one achieves the status of Zoomie Master, they will forever be known as a Zoomie Master. Section 3-3.1: They may attempt to bring their rating current at any time. If the ZM fails it will not affect his rating. Section3-3.2: Although once achieved, you'll never loose the title, To be titled as a "current" ZM you must have performed and completed the requirements set forth in Section 2-1 A within the previous year. So since I sent 7 in a row up 2 weeks ago....I guess I'm a "current" Zoomie Master!!! And it's not a title Jean..It's a rating! I know several dozen ZM's here in Fl and Ohio. Maybe someday after years of training you'll become a ZM and I'll induct you to the membership and we will fully inform you stuff like who is the current ILLUSTRIOUS POTENTATE de ZOOMIE is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #23 March 1, 2005 Wow..got some time on your hands Thank you for laying out some of the official rules on how to become a Zoomie Master. I agree 'title' is the wrong way to put it....I was lashing out. I believe that happened after one of the first Zoomie nights. Since then I have thought about what it would take to become a Zoomie Master. First and by far the most important thing is...you can't rush it. All conditions must be favorable in order to achieve a ZM rating. Weather, intoxication level, karma and size...it all matters! Until then, I guess I must continue experimenting and drinking in order to find the right path in Zoomieism. Oh yea, lets not forget the jumping, since the virgin spit has kind of run dry BTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #24 March 1, 2005 QuoteBTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order I think you handled that on your own!! A good hosing down was a proper answer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #25 March 1, 2005 Yeah! and that was not a nice thing to do to a friend! That was cold water! You are obsessed with this Zoomie Master rating! You may need to go back on the drugs to calm your nerves then you may make it! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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tigerclaw 0 #4 February 12, 2005 Like Doddy said, WELCOME! and like Skymama said. "I hope I get to meet you in FL sometime. ( Even though I'm VA based for my Drop Zone, we've all agreed to let each other know when we're heading south for Tunnel time/Jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 February 12, 2005 Hope to meet you all too. I am usually hanging out in Palakta, but have been to Deland and Williston. I made it down to the boogie in Marathon about a week ago and had a blast. Since I am still a student I couldn't jump, but my friend, Art, took me up on a tandem....BEAUTIFUL!!!. The energy from the group was amazing, can't wait to make it o a bigger one...maybe I will be able to jump on my own by then. Going to try and do a jump tomorrow morning! Level 5...can't wait!! *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 February 14, 2005 Hey Jean, It sounds like you're hooked already! And you're right, there's so much to learn and one of the most important things in this sport is to never stop. I know people with thousands of skydives who say they learn something new on every jump. It's a great attitutude to have! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #7 February 14, 2005 Yep, definetly hooked! I am actually on level 6 but I didn't get to do jump yesterday...kinda sucks. This next weekend should be fun though. I have some friends who are going to jump tandem for the first time. Always fun to watch the reaction the first timers. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingbean001 0 #8 February 15, 2005 Yo, baby! What about your good friend Tammie who invited you and took that awesome video of your tandem?? Why doesn't she ever get any credit?? I drag you out of your humble shell, set you up with some friends for awesome tandems and I don't hear a word of gratitude!! Not feeling the love here!!Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #9 February 15, 2005 You know I lub you! Tammie is the greatest friend anyone could ever have! :o* *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #10 February 15, 2005 After you dis' her, now you are going to try and suck up to her? geez See you Friday night, jumping on Saturday, the otter is suppose to be back! If you want, we may be jumping during the day Friday, give us a call.blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #11 February 16, 2005 When did I dis her?? I would never do that Have something for Friday night...don't think that I can get off work during the day I will be there for the weekend though...and I can't wait to jump!! Have a great time in Deland tomorrow...talked to Mark and he says he is down there already. Sounds like it is going to be a great weekend! Talk to you tomorrow, *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #12 February 16, 2005 You didn't even mention her until she called you out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #13 February 16, 2005 The reason I mentioned you was because I couldn't jump in the keys unless you took me. She did jump with us and took some awsome video....and I have thanked her for that. She knows that she is the one that got me into jumping and that I owe her and you everything including my first born. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #14 February 17, 2005 First born, huh, never mind, I have enough kids Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #15 February 22, 2005 I am all done!!!! First jump on my own was a sunset load with Tammie and Art....what a beautiful weekend!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cyanide41 0 #16 February 22, 2005 CONGRATS!!! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #17 February 23, 2005 Congratulations girl!! You earned it! You did great! Tam :)Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #18 February 23, 2005 Now if you could only become a zoomie master, your life would be complete! You did great girl, see you this weekend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #19 February 23, 2005 There is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeffSkydiver 0 #20 February 28, 2005 Congratulations. Your photo here on DZ.com is a bit dark, so I will suppose that when I visited Palatka last Sunday afternoon, the 20th, and made a jump one or two loads before the sunset load, we were on the load together. After that load (maybe it was the sunset load), I watched a load land and a young woman (maybe you?) made what I consider a perfectly executed textbook, Scott Millierish, pattern-flying, tippy-toe landing dead center in the main landing area. As she (you?) walked past, I congratulated her on such exquisite canopy control. Then the other woman on the load (Tammi?) said, "she's really catching on, isn't she?" That was the first indication I had that she (you?) was new to the sport. If in fact that was you, again, nice work. If the rest of your skills are on par with what I saw of your canopy control on that one jump, then kudos to you for your hard work and concentration. (A nod to your instructors as well!). I hope to see you when I visit Palatka again. In the meantime, I'll be hanging at Deland because my wife just yesterday completed her AFF ground school! I'm so thrilled for her and for both of us. Of course, with the crappy weather, she hasn't jumped yet, but we're hoping for a few jumps this week for her. We'll be jumping Saturday too. If you come to Deland, let me know. I'm there several weekdays and maybe once on weekends (I HAVE to get a real life someday!). I can't wait to take her to Palatka to meet all the folks at Florida's (America's?)(the World's?) family friendly DZ. Congrats to you! jt* Let's all do this safe enough that we can still do this in our 90's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #21 February 28, 2005 Jeff, I rememeber who you are, and thank you so much for the compliment. Tammie is actually the one that got me into this sport. I had just finished my AFF training the day before. Art, Shawn (swoop), and Jeff have all done part of my training....Mostly Art. This weekend was a bust. We didn't get to do any jumping After last weekend I was really looking forward to jumping again. Guess I will just have to wait until this weekend to try it again. Only bad thing is that the Otter is going down to Miami this weekend, so the jump runs wont be as entertaining. I love the feeling of having a plane full of skydivers getting hyped about the jump. It was a good weekend! Don't know when I will be back down to Deland, but hopefully it will be soon. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #22 February 28, 2005 QuoteThere is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title WHOOOOOAAA!!! I see I need to visit the other threads more often! The rules never change....they've been developed over years of experimenting and drinking. I remember my young years back in Canton when I was a Zoomie Master wantabee.......I refer you to Page 4 of the ZMIM.. Section 2-1 A: The zoomie student MUST clear head level on 5 CONSECUTIVE(tami, that means IN A ROW) zoomies to achieve the Zoomie Master Rating. 2-2 A: The potential Master may NOT assist the Zoomie to get it to rise. They may use inside zen zoomieism to mentally assist it. NO PHYSICAL HELP THOUGH! 2-2 A sub1: The potential Master MAY block the upwind side & have other members block also. **These are the core rules** others: Section3-1: Use of virgin spit is recommended to seal the bottom of the zoomie. Section3-1A: If virgin spit is unavailable, jumper spit OR top shelf beer can be substituted.(cheap beer will anger the zoomie gods) Section 3-3: Once one achieves the status of Zoomie Master, they will forever be known as a Zoomie Master. Section 3-3.1: They may attempt to bring their rating current at any time. If the ZM fails it will not affect his rating. Section3-3.2: Although once achieved, you'll never loose the title, To be titled as a "current" ZM you must have performed and completed the requirements set forth in Section 2-1 A within the previous year. So since I sent 7 in a row up 2 weeks ago....I guess I'm a "current" Zoomie Master!!! And it's not a title Jean..It's a rating! I know several dozen ZM's here in Fl and Ohio. Maybe someday after years of training you'll become a ZM and I'll induct you to the membership and we will fully inform you stuff like who is the current ILLUSTRIOUS POTENTATE de ZOOMIE is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #23 March 1, 2005 Wow..got some time on your hands Thank you for laying out some of the official rules on how to become a Zoomie Master. I agree 'title' is the wrong way to put it....I was lashing out. I believe that happened after one of the first Zoomie nights. Since then I have thought about what it would take to become a Zoomie Master. First and by far the most important thing is...you can't rush it. All conditions must be favorable in order to achieve a ZM rating. Weather, intoxication level, karma and size...it all matters! Until then, I guess I must continue experimenting and drinking in order to find the right path in Zoomieism. Oh yea, lets not forget the jumping, since the virgin spit has kind of run dry BTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #24 March 1, 2005 QuoteBTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order I think you handled that on your own!! A good hosing down was a proper answer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #25 March 1, 2005 Yeah! and that was not a nice thing to do to a friend! That was cold water! You are obsessed with this Zoomie Master rating! You may need to go back on the drugs to calm your nerves then you may make it! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
missg8tordivr 0 #15 February 22, 2005 I am all done!!!! First jump on my own was a sunset load with Tammie and Art....what a beautiful weekend!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #16 February 22, 2005 CONGRATS!!! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingbean001 0 #17 February 23, 2005 Congratulations girl!! You earned it! You did great! Tam :)Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #18 February 23, 2005 Now if you could only become a zoomie master, your life would be complete! You did great girl, see you this weekend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #19 February 23, 2005 There is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffSkydiver 0 #20 February 28, 2005 Congratulations. Your photo here on DZ.com is a bit dark, so I will suppose that when I visited Palatka last Sunday afternoon, the 20th, and made a jump one or two loads before the sunset load, we were on the load together. After that load (maybe it was the sunset load), I watched a load land and a young woman (maybe you?) made what I consider a perfectly executed textbook, Scott Millierish, pattern-flying, tippy-toe landing dead center in the main landing area. As she (you?) walked past, I congratulated her on such exquisite canopy control. Then the other woman on the load (Tammi?) said, "she's really catching on, isn't she?" That was the first indication I had that she (you?) was new to the sport. If in fact that was you, again, nice work. If the rest of your skills are on par with what I saw of your canopy control on that one jump, then kudos to you for your hard work and concentration. (A nod to your instructors as well!). I hope to see you when I visit Palatka again. In the meantime, I'll be hanging at Deland because my wife just yesterday completed her AFF ground school! I'm so thrilled for her and for both of us. Of course, with the crappy weather, she hasn't jumped yet, but we're hoping for a few jumps this week for her. We'll be jumping Saturday too. If you come to Deland, let me know. I'm there several weekdays and maybe once on weekends (I HAVE to get a real life someday!). I can't wait to take her to Palatka to meet all the folks at Florida's (America's?)(the World's?) family friendly DZ. Congrats to you! jt* Let's all do this safe enough that we can still do this in our 90's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #21 February 28, 2005 Jeff, I rememeber who you are, and thank you so much for the compliment. Tammie is actually the one that got me into this sport. I had just finished my AFF training the day before. Art, Shawn (swoop), and Jeff have all done part of my training....Mostly Art. This weekend was a bust. We didn't get to do any jumping After last weekend I was really looking forward to jumping again. Guess I will just have to wait until this weekend to try it again. Only bad thing is that the Otter is going down to Miami this weekend, so the jump runs wont be as entertaining. I love the feeling of having a plane full of skydivers getting hyped about the jump. It was a good weekend! Don't know when I will be back down to Deland, but hopefully it will be soon. *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #22 February 28, 2005 QuoteThere is only one Zoomie Master!! He likes to make up rules so that you don't take over his title WHOOOOOAAA!!! I see I need to visit the other threads more often! The rules never change....they've been developed over years of experimenting and drinking. I remember my young years back in Canton when I was a Zoomie Master wantabee.......I refer you to Page 4 of the ZMIM.. Section 2-1 A: The zoomie student MUST clear head level on 5 CONSECUTIVE(tami, that means IN A ROW) zoomies to achieve the Zoomie Master Rating. 2-2 A: The potential Master may NOT assist the Zoomie to get it to rise. They may use inside zen zoomieism to mentally assist it. NO PHYSICAL HELP THOUGH! 2-2 A sub1: The potential Master MAY block the upwind side & have other members block also. **These are the core rules** others: Section3-1: Use of virgin spit is recommended to seal the bottom of the zoomie. Section3-1A: If virgin spit is unavailable, jumper spit OR top shelf beer can be substituted.(cheap beer will anger the zoomie gods) Section 3-3: Once one achieves the status of Zoomie Master, they will forever be known as a Zoomie Master. Section 3-3.1: They may attempt to bring their rating current at any time. If the ZM fails it will not affect his rating. Section3-3.2: Although once achieved, you'll never loose the title, To be titled as a "current" ZM you must have performed and completed the requirements set forth in Section 2-1 A within the previous year. So since I sent 7 in a row up 2 weeks ago....I guess I'm a "current" Zoomie Master!!! And it's not a title Jean..It's a rating! I know several dozen ZM's here in Fl and Ohio. Maybe someday after years of training you'll become a ZM and I'll induct you to the membership and we will fully inform you stuff like who is the current ILLUSTRIOUS POTENTATE de ZOOMIE is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #23 March 1, 2005 Wow..got some time on your hands Thank you for laying out some of the official rules on how to become a Zoomie Master. I agree 'title' is the wrong way to put it....I was lashing out. I believe that happened after one of the first Zoomie nights. Since then I have thought about what it would take to become a Zoomie Master. First and by far the most important thing is...you can't rush it. All conditions must be favorable in order to achieve a ZM rating. Weather, intoxication level, karma and size...it all matters! Until then, I guess I must continue experimenting and drinking in order to find the right path in Zoomieism. Oh yea, lets not forget the jumping, since the virgin spit has kind of run dry BTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order *J*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #24 March 1, 2005 QuoteBTW, what is the penalty for smashing someone elses Zoomie on the launch pad?! I think that a good spanking is in order I think you handled that on your own!! A good hosing down was a proper answer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #25 March 1, 2005 Yeah! and that was not a nice thing to do to a friend! That was cold water! You are obsessed with this Zoomie Master rating! You may need to go back on the drugs to calm your nerves then you may make it! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jumpingbean001 0 #25 March 1, 2005 Yeah! and that was not a nice thing to do to a friend! That was cold water! You are obsessed with this Zoomie Master rating! You may need to go back on the drugs to calm your nerves then you may make it! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
