ryoder 1,590 #351 April 8, 2017 That awkward moment when your out-of-town sidechick is brought from the airport by your Uber-driver GF: http://mashable.com/2017/03/30/uber-bae-love-triangle/#MapY24rdCiq3 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #352 April 9, 2017 So what do you do when one of your group of 10 can't go on the vacation you've already booked? Just go to Facebook and find a stranger with the same name to take his place: http://www.9news.com.au/World/2017/04/08/12/20/Facebook-users-take-complete-stranger-on-free-Spanish-holiday "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #353 April 11, 2017 Shit happens.https://www.apnews.com/c60c18db0e21427fac53f8b6e73b83ef/Manure-happens:-German-dad,-daughter-doused-with-detritus "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #354 April 11, 2017 ryoder Shit happens.https://www.apnews.com/c60c18db0e21427fac53f8b6e73b83ef/Manure-happens:-German-dad,-daughter-doused-with-detritus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RC_V6sfj4 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #355 April 11, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/11/ohio-woman-charged-with-raping-robbing-male-taxi-driver.html 23 years old, 5'-4" and 125lbs and she's not bad looking. However, her arrest intake info shows she was charged with four counts, including rape, robbery and possession of heroin. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #356 April 11, 2017 Ouch!https://twitter.com/ABC/status/851639499390160896/video/1 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #357 April 12, 2017 ryoder Ouch!https://twitter.com/ABC/status/851639499390160896/video/1 That would only be more Canadian if it were a Moose in front of a Tim Horton's."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #358 April 16, 2017 Couple seeking in-vitro-fertilization take routine DNA test, and discover they have more in common than they imagined: http://mississippiherald.com/jackson-husband-wife-shocked-dna-test-reveals-biological-twins/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 14 #359 April 16, 2017 Apparently you can make it up Fake News strikes again"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #360 April 16, 2017 Chiquita Apparently you can make it up Fake News strikes again And exposed by The Sun, of all papers. How embarrassing."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #361 April 18, 2017 Canadian cattle drive: http://globalnews.ca/news/3383878/ranchers-watch-lone-beaver-herd-curious-cattle-on-saskatchewan-pasture/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #362 April 19, 2017 http://m.wbrc.com/myfoxal/db_383166/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=KlVBKtmF How the hell did these morons not notice the cop sitting in the police car? Unbelievable. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #363 April 21, 2017 Not sure if serious: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #364 April 21, 2017 ryoderNot sure if serious: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/ "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #365 April 21, 2017 DJL***Not sure if serious: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/ "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #366 April 21, 2017 BillyVance******Not sure if serious: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/ "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them. I can think of situations where it could be useful: - Mission to Mars. - Isolated locations like Antarctica."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #367 April 21, 2017 BillyVance******Not sure if serious: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/ "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." Dr. Ian Malcolm I just don't think it's going to be financially feasible to be done widespread. Just grow the damn cows and process them. This is a hoax, BTW. Anyway, if the thought of a shit burger is horrifying how about when it goes to the mass market and those really cheap ones start coming out of China..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #368 April 22, 2017 "It can't be that good!" http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sound-of-couple-having-loud-sex-interrupts-florida-tennis-match/"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #369 April 22, 2017 The actor chosen to play Col Sanders here is one of the last I'd ever imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #370 April 23, 2017 ryoder The actor chosen to play Col Sanders here is one of the last I'd ever imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4 Who the heck is that? I know I know who it is but it freaking evading me, and driving me knuts.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #371 April 23, 2017 oldwomanc6 ***The actor chosen to play Col Sanders here is one of the last I'd ever imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4 Who the heck is that? I know I know who it is but it freaking evading me, and driving me knuts. Rob Lowe"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #372 April 26, 2017 Can't. Stop. Laughing. The ultimate indignity. Killed by a bunch of wild pigs. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #373 April 26, 2017 BillyVance Can't. Stop. Laughing. The ultimate indignity. Killed by a bunch of wild pigs. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs Article written by John Bacon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #374 April 26, 2017 Ok, which of you was it? Headline: "Police: Man entered burning building twice for 2 cans of beer" http://wavy.com/2017/04/25/police-man-entered-burning-building-twice-for-2-cans-of-beer/"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #375 April 26, 2017 BillyVance Can't. Stop. Laughing. The ultimate indignity. Killed by a bunch of wild pigs. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs Fark.com: "Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
