BillyVance 34 #451 July 18, 2017 http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/17/goats-smash-glass-door-louisville-business-video/"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #452 July 18, 2017 BillyVancehttp://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/17/goats-smash-glass-door-louisville-business-video/ That is just a few miles from me. I'm wondering where the goats came from, (escaped from a farm?). We see lots of assorted wildlife around here, but I never heard of goats wandering free."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #453 July 19, 2017 Don't you hate it when you've just merged into the interstate...and immediately get pulled over by a cop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woxrFHU4fg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #454 July 20, 2017 ryoder Don't you hate it when you've just merged into the interstate...and immediately get pulled over by a cop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woxrFHU4fg Looks like it took a bit for the cop to turn on his lights. He was probably on the radio trying to convince dispatch that he wasn't joking."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #455 July 20, 2017 DJL ***Don't you hate it when you've just merged into the interstate...and immediately get pulled over by a cop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woxrFHU4fg Looks like it took a bit for the cop to turn on his lights. He was probably on the radio trying to convince dispatch that he wasn't joking. Or the pilot radioed ahead his intentions to make an emergency landing and the nearest cop was alerted? Likely."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #456 July 20, 2017 BillyVance ******Don't you hate it when you've just merged into the interstate...and immediately get pulled over by a cop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woxrFHU4fg Looks like it took a bit for the cop to turn on his lights. He was probably on the radio trying to convince dispatch that he wasn't joking. Or the pilot radioed ahead his intentions to make an emergency landing and the nearest cop was alerted? Likely. Mmmmm, don't know that in the midst of an aircraft emergency that a pilot could communicate though ATC which exit he's going to set it down closest to. Edit: WEIRD memory the other day. Was listening to the Gunslinger "Drawing of the Three" and it was the part with the lobstrosities. For some reason I remembered that you said you got the data-chick data-cha thing stuck in your head. That's right, I can't remember where I put my keys most days but I remember a Dark Tower reference you made years ago on an internet forum."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #457 July 20, 2017 Do you enjoy a good, stiff cup of coffee in the morning?http://www.miamiherald.com/living/food-drink/article162297643.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #458 July 20, 2017 DJL *********Don't you hate it when you've just merged into the interstate...and immediately get pulled over by a cop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woxrFHU4fg Looks like it took a bit for the cop to turn on his lights. He was probably on the radio trying to convince dispatch that he wasn't joking. Or the pilot radioed ahead his intentions to make an emergency landing and the nearest cop was alerted? Likely. Mmmmm, don't know that in the midst of an aircraft emergency that a pilot could communicate though ATC which exit he's going to set it down closest to. Edit: WEIRD memory the other day. Was listening to the Gunslinger "Drawing of the Three" and it was the part with the lobstrosities. For some reason I remembered that you said you got the data-chick data-cha thing stuck in your head. That's right, I can't remember where I put my keys most days but I remember a Dark Tower reference you made years ago on an internet forum. LMAO yeah, that was "did-a-chick, dod-a-chock, dum-a-chum" For some weird reason those words are SEARED in my brain. I read those books like 20 years ago. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #459 July 21, 2017 https://wsbtv.relaymedia.com/amp/news/national/hot-topics/woman-convicted-of-husbands-murder-after-parrot-witness-repeats-dont-shoot/567079696 Done in by a fucking bird. Ouch. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #460 July 21, 2017 BillyVance https://wsbtv.relaymedia.com/amp/news/national/hot-topics/woman-convicted-of-husbands-murder-after-parrot-witness-repeats-dont-shoot/567079696 Done in by a fucking bird. Ouch. Was the parrot under oath?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #461 July 21, 2017 ryoder ***https://wsbtv.relaymedia.com/amp/news/national/hot-topics/woman-convicted-of-husbands-murder-after-parrot-witness-repeats-dont-shoot/567079696 Done in by a fucking bird. Ouch. Was the parrot under oath?African Greys are the smartest motherfucking birds on the planet. I don't know what else they relied on to convict the wife, but I guess the jury was convinced enough."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #462 July 22, 2017 Fark: "Teen protip: if you're going to egg cyclists from your car, try not to pick competitive mountain bikers who might chase after you. Especially if they're cops on their lunch break. And FFS not if you have weed in the car" http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2017/7/20/lakeland_teens_arres.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #463 July 23, 2017 If you are going to sit back on the trunk of a convertible, don't let a moron drive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BV2KQQ_oPw "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #464 July 24, 2017 It's Florida.... of course Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #465 July 26, 2017 Psychotic dude cuts his own penis off. Cops tase him not once, but twice! In Chicago of all places! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-cuts-off-penis-video-chicago-rampage-police-a7860186.html "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #466 July 26, 2017 Best part of this news story? The Sandwich Police. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/26/massachusetts-woman-arrested-after-topless-road-rage-attack-cops-say.html "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #467 July 26, 2017 WTF!! http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/07/07/09/40/kids-swim-with-seven-foot-alligator Video - https://streamable.com/ff9ym Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #468 July 27, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im6q4I69Gs"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #469 July 27, 2017 ryoder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im6q4I69Gs That's a lot of people coming out to check out what happened to the people in that car! I saw another video of a car getting hit by lightning which was caught on a dash cam of the police car behind it. It froze or melted the doors and / or door locks. So the people inside couldn't get out. When the cop went up to the car, he saw nothing but smoke inside and had to smash a window. The couple inside turned out okay though, but they all had an experience of a lifetime for sure!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #470 July 27, 2017 BillyVance ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im6q4I69Gs That's a lot of people coming out to check out what happened to the people in that car! Kind of looks like a zombie attack, doesn't it?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sagoth 0 #471 July 27, 2017 BillyVance ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im6q4I69Gs That's a lot of people coming out to check out what happened to the people in that car! It's nice to see that so many people care for their welfare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #472 July 27, 2017 ryoder ******https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im6q4I69Gs That's a lot of people coming out to check out what happened to the people in that car! Kind of looks like a zombie attack, doesn't it?That looks way creepy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #473 July 27, 2017 Gunfire gets man 16 years in prison in a broccoli deal gone bad.http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/25/aurora-marijuana-deal-broccoli-town-center-gunfire-sentenced/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #474 July 27, 2017 ryoder Gunfire gets man 16 years in prison in a broccoli deal gone bad.http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/25/aurora-marijuana-deal-broccoli-town-center-gunfire-sentenced/ You'd have to be an idiot not to check the product before completing the deal, then again, well it probably would have ended up in gunfire the first time too. Don't do drugs, mmmmmkay?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #475 July 27, 2017 BillyVance ***Gunfire gets man 16 years in prison in a broccoli deal gone bad.http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/25/aurora-marijuana-deal-broccoli-town-center-gunfire-sentenced/ You'd have to be an idiot not to check the product before completing the deal, then again, well it probably would have ended up in gunfire the first time too. Don't do drugs, mmmmmkay? I'm just concerned with all these incidents involving broccoli."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
