ryoder 1,590 #651 December 24, 2017 I would not even thought this possible.https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/12/22/Man-rides-atop-motorcycle-on-back-of-second-motorcycle/5361513970721/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #652 December 24, 2017 ryoder I would not even thought this possible.https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/12/22/Man-rides-atop-motorcycle-on-back-of-second-motorcycle/5361513970721/ Where else could he have sat?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #653 December 27, 2017 It's ski season in Michigan! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/27/watch-michigan-man-skis-behind-amish-buggy-viral-video/984024001/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #654 December 29, 2017 http://bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex-robot-hack-security-cyborg/amp/?__twitter_impression=true "Death by sex robot" Now that would be a helluva epitaph. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #655 December 29, 2017 BillyVance http://bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex-robot-hack-security-cyborg/amp/?__twitter_impression=true "Death by sex robot" Now that would be a helluva epitaph. Or to make it more tactful: "He died doing what he loved" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #656 December 29, 2017 Your flying car is here.Just watch the section from 0:20 to 0:30. http://digg.com/video/car-flies-bank-rockford "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #657 January 2, 2018 Don't try this at home, these are trained professionals...or maybe not.http://digg.com/video/fireworks-car "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #658 January 3, 2018 They are doing it wrongi have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #659 January 3, 2018 ryoder Your flying car is here.Just watch the section from 0:20 to 0:30. http://digg.com/video/car-flies-bank-rockford They charged me HOW MUCH for those bounced checks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #660 January 3, 2018 I forget. Is it "it's more funny because it's true" or "it's not funny because it's true?" Anyway, this brings back 20 years of memories. http://digg.com/video/college-tour-honest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #661 January 3, 2018 Bob_ChurchI forget. Is it "it's more funny because it's true" or "it's not funny because it's true?" Anyway, this brings back 20 years of memories. http://digg.com/video/college-tour-honest"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 425 #662 January 4, 2018 Yeah, he was probably just holding it for a friend. Presumably a really, really good friend. http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/01/prison_inmate_claims_drugs_fou.html Prison inmate claims drugs found in his butt weren't his, court doesn't buy it This is an argument that was doomed to fail. In fact, it took a state Superior Court panel just five pages to reject prison inmate Edwin Greco Wylie-Biggs' claim that the drugs guards found in his anus weren't his. Senior Judge William H. Platt wrote in the state court opinion that Wylie-Biggs became the subject of a strip-search when a corrections officer saw another inmate pass something to him in the state prison at Fayette. When Wylie-Biggs was ordered to bend over and spread his buttocks, the searchers found a small plastic bag sticking out of his rectum. Inside that bag was a blue balloon containing synthetic marijuana. In April, a Fayette County judge sentenced Wylie-Biggs, 36, of Clarion, to an extra 3 to 6 years in prison for possessing contraband. In appealing to the state court, Wylie-Biggs contended that prison officials didn't prove the synthetic marijuana was his. Platt promptly discounted that claim, finding the evidence was sufficient to support the contraband conviction. Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #663 January 5, 2018 https://apnews.com/aab3cfcb996d49d9a7f203434f7c047d?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #664 January 9, 2018 Holy shit!Australian wildlife have figured out yet another way to kill you! https://www.inverse.com/article/40018-australian-birds-light-prey-on-fire "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #665 January 9, 2018 Bring out your dead! Here's one -- nine pence. I'm not dead! What? Nothing -- here's your nine pence. I'm not dead! Here -- he says he's not dead! Yes, he is. I'm not! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42609239"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #666 January 9, 2018 ryoder Bring out your dead! Here's one -- nine pence. I'm not dead! What? Nothing -- here's your nine pence. I'm not dead! Here -- he says he's not dead! Yes, he is. I'm not! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42609239 Sounds like a few lines you would expect in a Monty Python skit... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #667 January 9, 2018 BillyVance ***Bring out your dead! Here's one -- nine pence. I'm not dead! What? Nothing -- here's your nine pence. I'm not dead! Here -- he says he's not dead! Yes, he is. I'm not! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42609239 Sounds like a few lines you would expect in a Monty Python skit... He must be a king. How can you tell? He doesn't have shit all over him. But I can't remember which came first. I think it was these lines, then "bring out your dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #668 January 10, 2018 Fire temporarily shuts down Quebec City's ice hotel http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/fire-quebec-city-ice-hotel-1.4479234"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #669 January 10, 2018 Oh, for chrissake!!!http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37221923/hoa-threatens-to-fine-homeowners-200-for-closing-their-garage-doors "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #670 January 11, 2018 Police bust meth lab. Just look at the name of the suspect: http://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/arrests-made-in-meth-lab-bust/906410981 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #671 January 11, 2018 ryoder Oh, for chrissake!!!http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37221923/hoa-threatens-to-fine-homeowners-200-for-closing-their-garage-doors I wouldn't agree with it but I could at least understand a rule that you had to keep the door shut. But this is twisted. What would they do if someone's keeping people in their basement? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #672 January 11, 2018 ryoder Oh, for chrissake!!!http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37221923/hoa-threatens-to-fine-homeowners-200-for-closing-their-garage-doors That's crazy! They've just taken away a good portion of every home's secure area in which to store things that homeowners don't want to, or can't store inside the home, and still may be stolen. And things like this are why I dislike HOAs on principle, and why I don't live in a neighborhood that has one.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #673 January 11, 2018 oldwomanc6 ***Oh, for chrissake!!!http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37221923/hoa-threatens-to-fine-homeowners-200-for-closing-their-garage-doors That's crazy! They've just taken away a good portion of every home's secure area in which to store things that homeowners don't want to, or can't store inside the home, and still may be stolen. And things like this are why I dislike HOAs on principle, and why I don't live in a neighborhood that has one. Here in my town there have been daylight burglaries of people who left garage doors open, and the local PD has warned citizens not to do it. BTW When I am in the market for a house, I always make it clear to realtors that anything with an HOA is not to be considered."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #674 January 11, 2018 ryoder ******Oh, for chrissake!!!http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/37221923/hoa-threatens-to-fine-homeowners-200-for-closing-their-garage-doors That's crazy! They've just taken away a good portion of every home's secure area in which to store things that homeowners don't want to, or can't store inside the home, and still may be stolen. And things like this are why I dislike HOAs on principle, and why I don't live in a neighborhood that has one. Here in my town there have been daylight burglaries of people who left garage doors open, and the local PD has warned citizens not to do it. BTW When I am in the market for a house, I always make it clear to realtors that anything with an HOA is not to be considered. I insist on a home where I can take a piss off of the porch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #675 January 11, 2018 Bob_Church I insist on a home where I can take a piss off of the porch. You are disgusting. I walk another 30 feet, and piss off of my retaining wall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
