Bob_Church 7 #1001 June 30, 2018 ryoder Well, they put up a hell of an effort!https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1427650 Spud and Molly go shopping. If they don't get away, they can't get high. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 14 #1002 July 1, 2018 Your sitting at home, minding your own business. Then there is a knock at the door and it's your buddy looking for a place to hide while running from the cops. In the excitement you forget to you left your basement door unlocked so your landscaper can tend to your garden. Next thing you know your house is full of cops and life will never be the same Police happen upon $1.2 million in marijuana when trying to arrest unrelated suspect "Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1003 July 1, 2018 ryoder Well, they put up a hell of an effort!https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1427650 Here it is again, but now with Yakety Sax!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR8qd4LOwAo"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1004 July 3, 2018 Do NOT loan your SIM card to a stork!https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44645217 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #1005 July 3, 2018 ryoder Do NOT loan your SIM card to a stork!https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44645217 I wonder how the stork came out in that encounter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1006 July 4, 2018 An Iranian general has accused Israel of ‘manipulating weather’ to prevent rain over the Islamic republic – aka, stealing the country’s clouds https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/03/iran-thinks-israel-stealing-clouds-cause-drought-7679005/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1007 July 4, 2018 If you "borrowed" a pickup truck in Glendale AZ, the Glendale PD would really appreciate if you returned it: http://www.azfamily.com/story/38572855/glendale-pd-searching-for-stolen-unmarked-dps-vehicle"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1008 July 5, 2018 If you are going to give the cops a fake name, don't get a tattoo with your real name in plain sight.https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/13835901-74/neck-tattoo-with-greensburg-mans-name-foils-fake-id-police-say "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1009 July 6, 2018 South Africa's new anti-rhino-poaching program is working well! https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/05/world/south-africa-poachers-killed-trnd/index.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1010 July 10, 2018 The al-Qaeda-linked Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab announced a ban on single-use plastic bags because they’re “a serious threat to the well-being of both humans and animals,” the BBC reported.https://nypost.com/2018/07/06/notorious-terrorist-group-reportedly-bans-plastic-bags/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1011 July 11, 2018 Married woman and her mechanic die during barter sex. https://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/07/married_nj_woman_her_mechanic.html Hell of a way to go... they must have been "exhausted" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1012 July 13, 2018 Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #1013 July 13, 2018 ryoderMan drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316 Funny, that's how we always had to watch tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1014 July 13, 2018 Couple arrested for having sex in Courthouse stairwell And judging by the mugshots, it must have been very good for her!http://www.kalb.com/content/news/RPSO-Couple-arrested-for-having-sex-in-Courthouse-stairwell-488041261.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #1015 July 14, 2018 ryoder Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316 Funny! My first though is that is how someone in West Virginia would drive, not Virginia; then I realized it was the other Norfolk. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #1016 July 14, 2018 oldwomanc6 ***Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316 Funny! My first though is that is how someone in West Virginia would drive, not Virginia; then I realized it was the other Norfolk. Small world though. West Virginia was where I was living when we watched tv by using pliers since us kids always had all the knobs ripped off within a week of getting a tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1017 July 15, 2018 Woman accidentally steals car for two weeks https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/10/canada-woman-accidentally-steals-car-for-two-weeks"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1018 July 16, 2018 True story... More than a decade ago, I had breakfast at a restaurant and paid for it with my bank debit card. The waitress brought the card back and I put it back in my wallet. Later on, I bought gas for my vehicle with that card. That gas station didn't require a PIN code. Then a couple of days later I showed up to the ATM at my bank and tried to withdraw cash from my account, but my PIN was wrong. I got confused. Then I noticed it wasn't my name on the card! Yep, it took me a few minutes to figure out what happened. So I walked in and talked to the bank manager. She told me the other person had my card and knew right away and turned it in, so all they did was credit her account with the gas purchase I made on it, and all was cool."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1019 July 16, 2018 ryoderMan drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316 To be fair, the pliers look like they're in perfect working order."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1020 July 16, 2018 "It was so hot..." "HOW...HOT...WAS...IT?" http://digg.com/video/melted-tarmac-stuck"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1021 July 17, 2018 "I don't have a nose!!!" http://abc30.com/woman-accused-of-biting-off-victims-nose-and-swallowing-it/3776165/ "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1022 July 17, 2018 BillyVance "I don't have a nose!!!" http://abc30.com/woman-accused-of-biting-off-victims-nose-and-swallowing-it/3776165/ Waiting for Florida to say, "Hold my beer.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #1023 July 17, 2018 You would think the ringing bells and flashing lights and lowered warning gates would be noticeable. http://www.wbay.com/content/news/Jaw-dropping-video-cyclist-falls-into-Menasha-bridge-opening-488316741.html It's not in this version of the story, but alcohol was reportedly involved (not terribly surprisingly)."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1024 July 18, 2018 Fark: Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5962517/Six-German-workers-ill-rabbit-fever.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #1025 July 18, 2018 ryoder Fark: Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5962517/Six-German-workers-ill-rabbit-fever.html They don't say anything about how much more processing would have gone into the must. I wonder if the finished product would have been safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
