ryoder 1,590 #1151 October 30, 2018 Fark: Lacking a dead whale, Wyoming blows up a moose https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/moose-bomb-explosives-obliterate-rotting-carcass-in-wyoming "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1152 October 31, 2018 ryoder Fark: Lacking a dead whale, Wyoming blows up a moose https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/moose-bomb-explosives-obliterate-rotting-carcass-in-wyoming And you know there's video out there. You don't blow up a moose with 100lbs of explosives without documenting it for training purposes..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1153 October 31, 2018 https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-sex-ghost-engaged_us_5bd8d204e4b01abe6a190ce0 I've heard some whoppers but this one takes the cake... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1154 October 31, 2018 BillyVance https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-sex-ghost-engaged_us_5bd8d204e4b01abe6a190ce0 I've heard some whoppers but this one takes the cake... It is probably all a misunderstanding; She has been "ghosted" by 20 guys because they realized she was crazy."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1155 October 31, 2018 ryoder ***https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-sex-ghost-engaged_us_5bd8d204e4b01abe6a190ce0 I've heard some whoppers but this one takes the cake... It is probably all a misunderstanding; She has been "ghosted" by 20 guys because they realized she was crazy.Would suck for her if the ghost ghosted her too"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1156 November 1, 2018 "Cleanup on checkout aisle 1!" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337545/Pregnant-Russian-woman-gives-birth-checkouts-supermarket-Omsk-region.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1157 November 1, 2018 American Airlines introduces the new steerage class cabin: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sleeping-airline-employee-flies-cargo-hold-kansas-city-chicago-n929536"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1158 November 3, 2018 How goddamned stupid must you be to attack your bus driver...while he is driving...across a bridge???https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/nov/02/bus-careers-off-bridge-in-china-as-driver-and-passenger-fight-video-report "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #1159 November 3, 2018 ryoder "Cleanup on checkout aisle 1!" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337545/Pregnant-Russian-woman-gives-birth-checkouts-supermarket-Omsk-region.html I've heard of last minute shopping before, but damn."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1160 November 4, 2018 Robbers in Belgium arrested after store owner tells them to come back later https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/23/europe/belgian-robbers-intl/index.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #1161 November 4, 2018 ryoder Robbers in Belgium arrested after store owner tells them to come back later https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/23/europe/belgian-robbers-intl/index.html This is proof-positive that the world is full idjuts.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,075 #1162 November 4, 2018 >This is proof-positive that the world is full idjuts. Perhaps. But keep in mind that we only catch the dumb criminals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #1163 November 4, 2018 billvon >This is proof-positive that the world is full idjuts. Perhaps. But keep in mind that we only catch the dumb criminals. Yep, all the smart ones get elected. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1164 November 5, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPWuZZRQcm0"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #1165 November 5, 2018 Damn that was a big ass birdi have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1166 November 7, 2018 Florida never disappoints! "I was held hostage in a pool with gators!" https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/florida-man-breaks-into-st-augustine-alligator-farm-jumps-into-crocodile-pool/867644141 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1167 November 7, 2018 OK, hand over the Cat Card!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc-gx1bS8yM "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #1168 November 8, 2018 ryoder OK, hand over the Cat Card!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc-gx1bS8yM What a pussy! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1169 November 9, 2018 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370331/Council-ridiculed-installing-trees-middle-roads-slow-speeding-drivers.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,251 #1170 November 9, 2018 ryoderhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370331/Council-ridiculed-installing-trees-middle-roads-slow-speeding-drivers.html If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1171 November 9, 2018 gowlerk***https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370331/Council-ridiculed-installing-trees-middle-roads-slow-speeding-drivers.html If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off. That's like something out of a sitcom."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1172 November 9, 2018 gowlerk***https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370331/Council-ridiculed-installing-trees-middle-roads-slow-speeding-drivers.html If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off. Whatever happened to normal things like speed bumps to slow traffic? IMO obstacles that force a driver to swerve around them, make a street more dangerous, not safer."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1173 November 9, 2018 gowlerk***https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370331/Council-ridiculed-installing-trees-middle-roads-slow-speeding-drivers.html If I lived on that street I would approve. If I used that street as a short cut to get around traffic on the main road I would be pissed off. Trees? That's pretty fucking stupid. That's not going to stop some young punk with a truck from mowing them down. A few speed bumps tacked into the road would do the job better."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1174 November 11, 2018 She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/09/woman-sues-her-ex-boyfriend-because-his-abnormally-long-penis-stretched-her-vagina-8122978/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 14 #1175 November 12, 2018 I love the part near the end when they are trying to kick each other One legged men fighting"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
