ryoder 1,590 #1201 December 3, 2018 The Guardian: Dutch court rejects man’s request to be 20 years younger https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/03/dutch-court-rejects-emile-ratelband-request-20-years-younger "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1202 December 5, 2018 Good doggie!https://twitter.com/PasionFutbol860/status/1069928792712454145/video/1 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1203 December 6, 2018 "HOLD ON!!! CAN YOU REACH IT???"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVtiFhE_uY "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1204 December 8, 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq_IXn5gmZ_/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1205 December 8, 2018 So they have learned how to operate doorbells now!https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/12/06/Doorbell-ringing-moose-wakes-Alaska-couple/4301544126235/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1206 December 12, 2018 Germany experimenting with alternative paving material: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46537552"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1207 December 14, 2018 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=pswr_1544733455"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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wolfriverjoe 1,523 #1209 December 15, 2018 Canada is interesting. I haven't been up there for a while, but I used to go every couple of months. Nice folks. They have somewhat different priorities than those of us here in the US. For example, a stage production about a man and his penis. It includes a 5 foot tall penis (with a woman in the costume). It ran into a bit of trouble with the law. Obscenity? Pornography? No. Smoking. (In case you didn't read the post, the link includes a picture of a woman in a 5 foot tall penis costume and is NSFW) Next, they have slightly different car thieves. A woman comes out of the store to find her car gone. Calls the cops. It turns out that there was an identical car parked next to hers, and the owner of that one got in the wrong car. And his key worked. For those who don't know, there are only a couple thousand key codes. It's not all that unusual to have this happen. So the guy figures out he has the wrong car and returns it. With a full gas tank. I heard on the radio that he had washed it too, but that isn't in the linked story."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1210 December 17, 2018 And now a word from our sponsors, Roller Kingdom in Reno, NV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0LSkX46dS4"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1211 December 17, 2018 Deer poacher sentenced to watch Bambi in prison https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46597364"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1212 December 18, 2018 Old: Man catches crabs. New: Crab catches man. https://imgur.com/2wsP8c4 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1213 December 19, 2018 The Porto-Tardis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9pZjJURvE"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1214 December 21, 2018 https://www.foxnews.com/us/eliot-spitzer-sneaked-his-5g-a-night-russian-escort-into-his-home-in-suitcase-she-claims.amp?__twitter_impression=true Disclaimer: My intent here is non-political. This is just wild. He snuck his $5000 per night whore into his home in a suitcase, at least 15 times. That book is gonna be a fun read when it comes out."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #1215 December 22, 2018 what men will do to get laid. what hookers will do for money Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1216 December 22, 2018 Post office returns package to sender 364 days after it was mailed... to an address 23 blocks away https://nypost.com/2018/12/21/ex-bloomberg-spokesman-says-package-was-returned-to-him-a-year-later/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1217 December 23, 2018 Police believe the 24-year-old’s body remained on top of the train after his head was detached but then fell off approximately 128 miles away in Enfield, shortly after the Amtrack passed through a track switching area and swayed from side to side, presumably dislodging the body from its roof. https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/man-who-loved-riding-on-top-of-trains-decapitated-by-bridge/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1218 December 26, 2018 SMH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPg2Mi2roI"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #1219 December 26, 2018 BillyVance https://www.foxnews.com/us/eliot-spitzer-sneaked-his-5g-a-night-russian-escort-into-his-home-in-suitcase-she-claims.amp?__twitter_impression=true Disclaimer: My intent here is non-political. This is just wild. He snuck his $5000 per night whore into his home in a suitcase, at least 15 times. That book is gonna be a fun read when it comes out. I don't get it. He could just find a girl who is also into kinky shit and not have to pay $5k a night."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1220 December 28, 2018 Shooting suspect surrenders after SWAT negotiator sings 'White Christmas,' authorities say https://www.foxnews.com/us/swat-officer-sings-white-christmas-ends-10-hour-standoff-with-barricaded-shooting-suspect-in-pennsylvania"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1221 January 8, 2019 Finally! You now have a way to track down the father of those new kittens: https://wsrz.iheart.com/content/2019-01-07-first-ever-cat-dna-kit-to-debut-at-ces/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1222 January 17, 2019 Not a news story, but a bit of spy history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98cl0z2YPzs "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #1224 January 24, 2019 9 hours ago, ryoder said: Small print is a reward for actually reading this sign. lol And the new emojis suuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1225 January 24, 2019 Woman Takes Clothes Off in Front of Bank Manager in Attempt to Secure a Loan Scroll down to the video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
