Tales from the jumpseat

[shortyj 0]

So I have to stay at the over wing exit and brief pax (passengers) and some come on and I guess they don't want to wait for me to start. So they will just inform me before that they are willing able. Yesterday this guy comes on and says before he even sits down

Pax "I say yes to all your commands"

Me " are you sure? I don't know if you want to say that"

Pax " how long are you in St. Louis?"

Me

Playtime is essential.

[theonlyski 8]

So, how'd it work out for him?

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[billvon 2,991]

"Tales from the jumpseat"

Would make a good book.

[shortyj 0]

theonlyski

So, how'd it work out for him?

Well I'm easy going so I laughed but he went on his way.

Playtime is essential.

[shortyj 0]

billvon

"Tales from the jumpseat"

Would make a good book.

Lol stories for days.

Playtime is essential.

[shortyj 0]

Tonight's guy was a lot more persistent

Me "what can I get you to drink?"

Pax " XX and your number"

I laugh bc I think I heard him right but not 100%"

I bring back the XX

Pax says " you forgot your number"

I need to learn some witty things to say

He tried a few more times. At least he was nice about it though.

Playtime is essential.

[theonlyski 8]

shortyj

I need to learn some witty things to say

Memorize a non 800 number for the airline.

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[shortyj 0]

theonlyski

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I need to learn some witty things to say

Memorize a non 800 number for the airline.

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.

that's great but I'm to nice I would feel bad especially if they were nice

Playtime is essential.

[riggerrob 643]

shortyj

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I need to learn some witty things to say

Memorize a non 800 number for the airline.

Bonus points if you get a guys number, then give it to the next guy who asks.

that's great but I'm to nice I would feel bad especially if they were nice

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And if the two guys "hit it off", what is the harm?

[RMK 3]

It can occasionally work. I was a passenger and met my wife on the plane – been married 17 years now with two children. In the conversation:

me: “I’d guess you flight attendants get asked out all the time”

hostie: “No, not really”

me: “so if we go out to dinner, it will be the first time?”

hostie: blushes

me: “I’m serious, we should go out to dinner”

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to attend his classes"

[theplummeter 15]

GoJet/Trans States?

[RMK 3]

New York - London flight

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to attend his classes"

[raftman 12]

I have a jumper friend that is a flight attendant.
A few years ago I was in an aisle seat & noticed her coming down the row. I put a newspaper up pretending to read & told the guy next to me "Hey buddy, watch this!"
As she passed by I grabbed her ass.
She reeled around with her hand cocked back to smack some shit, recognized me, then gave me a hug & asked if I wanted a beer.
The guy next to me had his jaw in his lap.

[shortyj 0]

RMK

It can occasionally work. I was a passenger and met my wife on the plane – been married 17 years now with two children. In the conversation:

me: “I’d guess you flight attendants get asked out all the time”

hostie: “No, not really”

me: “so if we go out to dinner, it will be the first time?”

hostie: blushes

me: “I’m serious, we should go out to dinner”

Awe that's awesome

Playtime is essential.

[shortyj 0]

raftman

I have a jumper friend that is a flight attendant.
A few years ago I was in an aisle seat & noticed her coming down the row. I put a newspaper up pretending to read & told the guy next to me "Hey buddy, watch this!"
As she passed by I grabbed her ass.
She reeled around with her hand cocked back to smack some shit, recognized me, then gave me a hug & asked if I wanted a beer.
The guy next to me had his jaw in his lap.

Haha love that

Playtime is essential.