shortyj 0 #1 December 2, 2016 Ok guys make me laugh. I have to stay in the lounge until 15:30. Lets play a game.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #2 December 2, 2016 Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War". Try reading the "Joke of the Day" thread. That's usually good for a few laughs. Or go read the "DB Cooper" thread. That will keep you occupied for a really long time. Seriously, if you skip over posts by a few specific people, there is some really fascinating info in the beginning (like the first 6 or 8 thousand posts)."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #3 December 2, 2016 I was trying to find the old funny wuffo questions bc I was reading those yesterday and LMAO. People were looking at me like I was crazy Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #4 December 2, 2016 Also you guys could give me some jokes that I can play on crew members and passengers on the plane. Always looking to have fun. Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #5 December 2, 2016 well I guess I'm going to Boston. Feel free to post those games though. Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 December 2, 2016 shortyj well I guess I'm going to Boston. They haven't told you for sure where they are taking you?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #7 December 2, 2016 shortyj Also you guys could give me some jokes that I can play on crew members and passengers on the plane. Always looking to have fun. A briefcase with road flares, wires and a push button, along with a note demanding $200k $1,188,567.84 and 2 parachutes would be funny... To us anyway."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #8 December 3, 2016 shortyj well I guess I'm going to Boston. Feel free to post those games though. Sounds like a Kenny Dave Loggins song.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TampaPete 48 #9 December 3, 2016 Wrong day for that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,193 #10 December 3, 2016 oldwomanc6 ***well I guess I'm going to Boston. Feel free to post those games though. Sounds like a Kenny Loggins song. Dave Loggins is probably used to that by now. The royalty cheques know where to go.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #11 December 3, 2016 gowlerk ******well I guess I'm going to Boston. Feel free to post those games though. Sounds like a Kenny Loggins song. Dave Loggins is probably used to that by now. The royalty cheques know where to go. Damn. I hate posting from my phone.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmokeyBear 0 #12 December 3, 2016 shortyj Ok guys make me laugh. I have to stay in the lounge until 15:30. Airport jokes: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Airport Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #13 December 3, 2016 For years I've wanted to stick my head in the cockpit door as I'm boarding and say in my best Leslie Neilsen "Just remember. We're all counting on you." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGgPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #14 December 3, 2016 ryoder ***well I guess I'm going to Boston. They haven't told you for sure where they are taking you?Well I mean you always hope you end up where you were told but you know sometimes you don't.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #15 December 3, 2016 wolfriverjoe ***Also you guys could give me some jokes that I can play on crew members and passengers on the plane. Always looking to have fun. A briefcase with road flares, wires and a push button, along with a note demanding $200k $1,188,567.84 and 2 parachutes would be funny... To us anyway. Yikes I prob wouldn't have a job if i did thatPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,193 #16 December 3, 2016 QuoteYikes I prob wouldn't have a job if i did that You might get a job in the prison laundry after you settled in.....Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #17 December 3, 2016 Why is it that she is waiting to get on a plane with no clue where it is going? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #18 March 2, 2017 I work as a flight attendant sometimes we get assigned airport standby where we go sit at the airport on call. We are there for immediate work,so if someone calls in sick, miss connects, stuck in traffic, weather hits etc. the flight can still go out on time Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
