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skydiverbry

Skydiverbry morning coffee thread

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Thank you. Thank you.

Had a huge amount of firsts this weekend. Loved them all. Well, except for my last student jump was my first off-field landing. Getting to jump my own rig though...very much worth it!
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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Isn't it great to be on your own up there!!

My first AFF jump I ended off the dz in a farmers field so don't feel badB|


Congrats again

Bry



I literally landed with horses...They were started to come after me and our wonderful pilot did a low pass to scare them off!

I thought I would just jump on my own for my first jump- pull high with the new gear. Then two of the instructors were all like "Charity, we are going to do a horny gorilla. Don't worry. You can do it!" So the whole way up I am all thinking about the exit and what to do...here is my exact thought process.."Okay...climbing out. Got ahold of one, now the other. Alright, Im ready for the count- ready- what the heck! They just pushed me off. Why are they humping me. And why is Kelly yelling Rodeo in my face. Oh..I see."
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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:D:D:D:D
With horses!!??!! Now that's great....I kept mine to just a bunch of soybeans...no livestockB|

Sounds like you had a blast..and it only get better from her on out!!


Great story!

Bry
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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Well it's 7am on Monday here in North Florida and the weather is like 50 degrees. I love jumping when it's cold. I'm going to head to the doctor and get an antibiotic so I can jump at Tri-state Skydivers next week. Anyone here making it to the Hog Flop in Palatka on the Halloween weekend??

Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?!

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Sucks horse balls!!!!! >:(


But wtf..... I'll get another opportunity later on B|

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Sucks horses balls!!!!! >:(


But wtf..... I'll get another opportunity later on B|



Please...Don't hold back.


Wise ass :P
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Past lunch here so that must mean that I don't have to get back to my morning activities??? :D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Sound like you did the right thing :)


Now get back to bed and recover ;)

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Good morning everyone...

i WAS in a good mood.. till somebody stole my favorite valve wrench>:(

A good valve wrench is what makes an outside operator... two things he absolutely has to have. a valve wrench and a radio.. and now.. i only have a radio. [:/]

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

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No wrench = no work.... Get your ass back into the office and sit there til you get the wrench back :D:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Too cold and windy to jump yesterday. Ah well. Maybe next weekend.

Single parenting proving interesting.

Wish everyone a great week.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Morning guys.....



How are you doing this morning?
I wish I could go back to bed...
Depressing weather, a thick fog.... MAkes driving to work "interesting" though... [:/]

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Morning younse!!!:)

Went to bed way too late last night..........

Time to start packing up and getting ready to move on down the road!!!!

Mike,quit you whining about the weather you big pussies;):D:D

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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