oldwomanc6 60 #76 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer can always produce the money shot.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #77 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer wins the Jump FLY LAND challenge!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ControlFreak 0 #78 December 18, 2013 Damn! Beat me to it.Alcohol never really solved any problems. But then again, neither did milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #79 December 18, 2013 ControlFreak Damn! Beat me to it. HA! I thought someone else would beat ME to it!! Great minds think alike!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #80 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer knows 51 ways to leave its lover. Concrete Rebound Hammer taps on the glass. Concrete Rebound Hammer crosses in the middle of the block. Do not feed Concrete Rebound Hammer after midnight. Concrete Rebound Hammer can make Criss Angel disappear (thank god). Spell-check uses Concrete Rebound Hammer. Concrete Rebound Hammer is not biodegradable. Concrete Rebound Hammer has ten lives. Paternity DNA testing proved Concrete Rebound Hammer created the Jump FLY LAND Challenge.Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #81 December 18, 2013 I don't always rebound when hammering concrete, but when I do, I prefer Concrete Rebound Hammer. Danger, Concrete Rebound Hammer, danger! The best part of waking up is Concrete Rebound Hammer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #82 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer don't NEED no stinkin' badges! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #83 December 18, 2013 Screw passing a barbie in freefall... real men pass the Concrete Rebound Hammer!!! Upon landing a single-malt scotch must be consumed (preferrably Laphroaig) and something must be either set on fire or broken/smashed in the landing area (bones are permitted, but not encouraged). NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #84 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer knows the secret of the peas.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #85 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer only comes with large-capacity magazines.Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #86 December 18, 2013 Concrete rebound hammer should be avoided by all women who are or might become pregnant."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #87 December 18, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer smells like fish but taste like chicken. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #88 December 19, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer comes in pop-top and twist off. Concrete Rebound Hammer will make you MORE awesome at english which means you can use apostrophes whenever you want to, even with words like "Nucular" that don't even have an apostrophe yet! Concrete Rebound Hammer is for general purpose use only. Not to be used for any other use. Concrete Rebound Hammer can be either fireproof or noncarcinogenic, but not both at the same time. Concrete Rebound Hammer knows where its towel is. Concrete Rebound Hammer has a posse. Concrete Rebound Hammer can divide by zero whenever it needs to. This is not an error. Use of Concrete Rebound Hammer inadvertently taught Pai-mei the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. This incident alone prompted the creation of several OSHA workplace safety videos. Concrete Rebound Hammer is how the machines know what Tastee Wheat tasted like. Concrete Rebound Hammer is not designed for use outside a planetary atmosphere and may malfunction in zero-gravity environments. For terrestrial use only. Concrete Rebound Hammer will not dispense free product if tipped. Concrete Rebound Hammer does not provide protection from STDs and will not prevent pregnancy even when correctly applied. Concrete Rebound Hammer is low in sodium. Concrete Rebound Hammer is compatible with the Atkins diet. Concrete Rebound Hammer is affected by nearby magnetic fields. Not for wilderness navigation or lifesaving use. Warning: If used with aluminum foil, Concrete Rebound Hammer may cook food unevenly. For best results, rotate frequently. -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #89 December 19, 2013 The Commonwealth of Massachusetts requires asbestos to be removed by a licensed contractor after the site has been screened off to protect fine partical contamination...unless you use Concrete Rebound Hammer...then you can smash the shit out of it until its a fine powder, snort it and swoop the pond! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #90 December 19, 2013 Open for discussion: What happens when Concrete Rebound Hammer meets an AN-2? Lurch, your hypothesis?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #91 December 19, 2013 monkycndoOpen for discussion: What happens when Concrete Rebound Hammer meets an AN-2? Lurch, your hypothesis? Father & Son Reunion... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #92 December 19, 2013 State and local laws do not concern you when using Concrete Rebound Hammer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #93 December 19, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer says "I do not allow 'Jump FLY Land' to have more posts."Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #94 December 19, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer: The Freshmaker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #95 December 20, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer doesn't crash on moguls.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divalent 145 #96 December 20, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer can easily bust clouds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #97 December 23, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer plays all the reindeer games. Except for 'Hide the Antler'.Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #98 December 23, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer was an immaculate conception. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #99 December 23, 2013 Concrete Rebound Hammer knows why Rudolf's nose glows so bright.Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #100 December 24, 2013 kuai43Concrete Rebound Hammer knows why Rudolf's nose glows so bright. Cheech and Chong got Santa's magic dust from Concrete Rebound Hammer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
