Thanatos340 1 #1 November 13, 2008 Now that "Lawn Maintenance" has been brought back up for the 50 Billionth time.. I though it would be time to once again discuss the other dreaded Panty covered surprise.. The Hangy Meaty Box. The Heavy Duty Meat Curtains. Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? Ladies.. You got the Hangy meaty box or not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #2 November 13, 2008 My meaty box is not hangy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 November 13, 2008 I can't even respond to this I'm laughing so hard. I've experienced so many different ones. Don't really understand what the issue is actually. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #4 November 13, 2008 I would never have imagined the word attractive could be extrapolated to this extent. Tender fillets of meat please. We're not talking beef jerky here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #5 November 13, 2008 QuoteI've experienced so many different ones. Are you a lesbian? (serious question) Or are you an OB/GYN? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote I've experienced so many different ones. Are you a lesbian? (serious question) Or are you an OB/GYN? I am bi-sexual. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #7 November 13, 2008 You forgot "experimental" and "curious". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #8 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I've experienced so many different ones. Are you a lesbian? (serious question) Or are you an OB/GYN? I am bi-sexual. Ah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #9 November 13, 2008 Quote I can't even respond to this I'm laughing so hard. Me too! Jay is certainly a comedian! Anyway, what exactly do you consider hangy? Down to mid-thigh? Knee? Ankle, perhaps? "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 November 13, 2008 Quote You forgot "experimental" and "curious". Seven years in a relationship with the same woman is not experimental or curious. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 November 13, 2008 QuoteDon't really understand what the issue is actually. "I am a perfect physical and mental specimen, therefore anybody who wants to be touched by my perfection must also be physically and mentally perfect. If they are in any way different than I am, they are obviously defective and will be allowed in my perfect presence only for a short period of time so that I can later insult them whilst amongst my equally perfect acquaintances." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #12 November 13, 2008 Damn! I can't make it that long in a relationship with one of them!!!Maybe you can clue me in to some secrets??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 November 13, 2008 If the inners hang more than 1/2 inch or so past the outers... Well you just might have a Hangy Meaty Box. Provided you can get past all the hair to take a proper measurement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 November 13, 2008 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #15 November 13, 2008 This would be a good time to start requesting photographic samples for comparison reasons as part of this research project. If it's too hangy meaty, please post them in BillyVance's NSFW thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #16 November 13, 2008 Quote If the inners hang more than 1/2 inch or so past the outers... Well you just might have a Hangy Meaty Box. Provided you can get past all the hair to take a proper measurement. No worries, there is no hair there.. Thanks for the info!>> "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 November 13, 2008 QuoteQuoteDon't really understand what the issue is actually. "I am a perfect physical and mental specimen, therefore anybody who wants to be touched by my perfection must also be physically and mentally perfect. If they are in any way different than I am, they are obviously defective and will be allowed in my perfect presence only for a short period of time so that I can later insult them whilst amongst my equally perfect acquaintances." Excellent!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #18 November 13, 2008 Quote I can't even respond to this I'm laughing so hard. I've experienced so many different ones. Don't really understand what the issue is actually. Ditto.. I sprayed my computer with diet coke... thanks J.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 November 13, 2008 Quote Damn! I can't make it that long in a relationship with one of them!!!Maybe you can clue me in to some secrets??? What would you like/need help with? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #20 November 13, 2008 wait - I gotta start a list! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 November 13, 2008 Quote wait - I gotta start a list! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #22 November 13, 2008 Sometimes they start out all secluded and shy. As the night progresses and the little kitty gets comfortable with you she lossens up and starts showing her true colors. Ladies, shy is always better. (pussy, not personality) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 November 13, 2008 Umm.. If the more you rub, The more it grows.. It might not be a Hangy Meaty BOX. Look for the adams apple next time you pick up a girl at the bus stop, OK? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #24 November 13, 2008 i was drunk. i couldn't help it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #25 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Don't really understand what the issue is actually. "I am a perfect physical and mental specimen, therefore anybody who wants to be touched by my perfection must also be physically and mentally perfect. If they are in any way different than I am, they are obviously defective and will be allowed in my perfect presence only for a short period of time so that I can later insult them whilst amongst my equally perfect acquaintances." Excellent!! It's not about perfectness, it's about preference. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
