livendive 8 #26 November 13, 2008 Gahhh!!! Hangy meat curtains freak me out! Especially when they've taken on that brownish tan tint that makes you wonder what they've been marinating in to dye out the pink. The greatest discovery in the world is a shaved split-tail with symmetrical (pink) inners that just barely hint at their presence whenever the thighs are within 10-12 inches of each other. In such an instance, it is polite to ask a girl if she offends easily before complimenting her pussy perfection. And then enjoy...again and again. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #27 November 13, 2008 are measurments suppose to be done after a couple big O's or do you pull them out and measure? I mean do you want to know how well they retract after use or what guy?-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 November 13, 2008 Quote My meaty box is not hangy. I don't believe you. We need proof . . STAT! This thread has gone on WAY to long for that comment to slip by.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #29 November 13, 2008 For a guy that hasn't figured out the proper codes for footwear, you have nailed this protocol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #30 November 13, 2008 Quote For a guy that hasn't figured out the proper codes for footwear, you have nailed this protocol! That's cuz the ladies find my choice in footwear sexy! But to keep this on topic, here are my impressions of guys who go down on the wrong sorts of pussies. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #31 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote My meaty box is not hangy. I don't believe you. We need proof . . STAT! This thread has gone on WAY to long for that comment to slip by. Damn right! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 November 13, 2008 Quote If the inners hang more than 1/2 inch or so past the outers... Well you just might have a Hangy Meaty Box. Thank-you, J, I have leaned something today. I have never heard the term "hangy meaty box" before and will now have to go find a ruler! Or, if anyone knows the answer to this, please pm me and save me the trouble. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 November 13, 2008 Quote Thank-you, J, I have leaned something today Glad I could Help.And if you discover that you do in fact have a Hangy Meaty Box... Help is just a Phone call away! My good Friend and legend in his own Mind, Mr Robbie Rob once even wrote a song about this [url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pimmy30Y2to]great travesty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #34 November 13, 2008 Jerky curtains are the bomb - BUT - it is essential that they are accompanied by the 70's porn bush. Jerky curtains + Brazilian = Ghastly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #35 November 13, 2008 Quote Especially when they've taken on that brownish tan tint that makes you wonder what they've been marinating in to dye out the pink. Things darken up some when women get pregnant (not always, but it's not uncommon). They tend to lighten up for some (but again...not always) after the pregnancy is over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #36 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Especially when they've taken on that brownish tan tint that makes you wonder what they've been marinating in to dye out the pink. Things darken up some when women get pregnant (not always, but it's not uncommon). They tend to lighten up for some (but again...not always) after the pregnancy is over. So this sort of pigmentation change should serve as a warning that the woman has been proven fertile at some point in her life. That's good information! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #37 November 13, 2008 Quote So this sort of pigmentation change should serve as a warning that the woman has been proven fertile at some point in her life. That's good information! While I want to hestitate to make such a "weighty" (no pun intended) statement.... I think this is the funniest thread EVER on dizzy.comOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 November 14, 2008 Quote Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? My first inclination is to scream. My second is to open it up a bit and see if it's plain roast beef or a beef & cheddar with Arby's sauce. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #39 November 14, 2008 And to think I offended someone with my incomplete sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #40 November 14, 2008 Quote My first inclination is to scream. My second is to open it up a bit and see if it's plain roast beef or a beef & cheddar with Arby's sauce. It's been a while since I've had to grope around trying to find the lime that was in my vodka and tonic after having said lime ejected from my nose as though it was a roman candle. OuchOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #41 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? My first inclination is to scream. My second is to open it up a bit and see if it's plain roast beef or a beef & cheddar with Arby's sauce. Blues, Dave Thanks Dave.... My lunch just came back up... "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #42 November 14, 2008 Quote Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My first inclination is to scream. My second is to open it up a bit and see if it's plain roast beef or a beef & cheddar with Arby's sauce. Blues, Dave -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks Dave.... My lunch just came back up... +1 I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #43 November 14, 2008 lol, what if thats how its supposed to look? what if those without curtains are freaks of nature? Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #44 November 14, 2008 What'dya call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection? quarter pounder, with cheese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #45 November 14, 2008 Quote And if you discover that you do in fact have a Hangy Meaty Box... Help is just a Phone call away! My good Friend and legend in his own Mind, Mr Robbie Rob once even wrote a song about this great travesty. You knew I was waitin' for that plug, didn'tya? P.S. A chick with a giant peace lily where her yoni should be is scarier than anything I've ever seen.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #46 November 16, 2008 Ahhh... the hangy meaty box. So what do you call it when the outer curtains are hangy and meaty? Do you call it something different? Is there a different name for the deli thin ones and the thick ones? Im just wondering.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #47 November 16, 2008 travelin and drinkin again? ain't seent yo ass in some time now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #48 November 16, 2008 Quote travelin and drinkin again? ain't seent yo ass in some time now... Umm... no and no. WTH is that about right? Im sick and at home. Stupid Websense blocks this site. Now back to the discussion of fine punanny...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anta 0 #49 June 3, 2009 whether you like 'em or not, they brought home a medal at the UKSL 4way comp! http://www.bpa.org.uk/forms/docs/uksl_4-way_weston%2023-24%20may%2009.xls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 May 5, 2016 Thanatos340 Now that "Lawn Maintenance" has been brought back up for the 50 Billionth time.. I though it would be time to once again discuss the other dreaded Panty covered surprise.. The Hangy Meaty Box. The Heavy Duty Meat Curtains. Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? Ladies.. You got the Hangy meaty box or not? LLLOOOLLL. Nice and amusing read. I was thinking abut this thread . . . HAD to resurrect it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
