mardigrasbob 0 #51 November 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteBingo, that is why women get pissed off when someone leaves the toilet lid up. Not only do you hit the porcelian in the middle of the night, but water too!!! GRRRRRRRRRR Something I've wondered....is it that hard to check if the seat is up and put it down? I don't seem to have a problem remembering to lift the seat before I pee. Why do women not put the seat down first...and why blame men for that? You're the ones sticking your ass in the water. Seems to me you've got the most to gain by checking where the seat is. DWCB:101 chapter 4 Always put the lid down when finished, that way the 'crazy bitch' busts her tailbone instead of falling in. She is even more pissed off but you were in the right. ---------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killabee 0 #52 November 20, 2004 Ok...here's what REALLY works. You should always keep a cereal bowl on the back of the toilet for this emergency.Hold it in one hand and turn it upside down. Pee up into it and the bowl will deflect it back down into the toilet My first 4way team was called Morning Wood, and we had shirts that said "You have to get up pretty early to beat Morning Wood" Anyone want a Morning Wood cereal bowl? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #53 February 6, 2007 Just had to resurrect one of the funniest threads in a long time... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #54 January 21, 2015 BillyVance Just had to resurrect one of the funniest threads in a long time... And I'm doing it again... I blame BIGUN "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #55 January 21, 2015 I generally lean waaaay over and make it work. I also hold on tight. If I were to let it slip, I might get hit in the face. It's so tough being a guy. DavidI know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #56 January 21, 2015 "Torque" is when your heels come up off the floor as you try to push your morning wood down to pee. Jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #57 January 22, 2015 Yeah... you stop getting that after you turn 40. I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #58 January 22, 2015 FlyingRhenquest Yeah... you stop getting that after you turn 40. WTF - NO YOU DON'T... Well, at least not all of us over 40 Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #59 January 22, 2015 Not as bad as it once was, but I'm 47 and still get awakened by a knock on my chest fairly regularly. Worse, is being awakened in the middle of the night by a throbber and all I want to do is go back to sleep. The little bastard has never been on the same team with the rest of me. DavidI know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ControlFreak 0 #60 January 23, 2015 TEB6363 ***Yeah... you stop getting that after you turn 40. WTF - NO YOU DON'T... Well, at least not all of us over 40 +1Alcohol never really solved any problems. But then again, neither did milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #61 January 23, 2015 ControlFreak ******Yeah... you stop getting that after you turn 40. WTF - NO YOU DON'T... Well, at least not all of us over 40 +1 I still enjoy it and will keep enjoying it until I die.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #62 February 15, 2015 Caution: if you experience an erection thread lasting more than 10 years, consult a physician immediately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #63 February 15, 2015 champu Caution: if you experience an erection thread lasting more than 10 years, consult a physician immediately. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #64 February 16, 2015 BillyVance ***Just had to resurrect one of the funniest threads in a long time... And I'm doing it again... I blame BIGUN Damn! I wasn't paying attention to the dates and was just about to respond when I saw the entry quoted above. One long & funny read! ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #65 February 16, 2015 BillyVance And I'm doing it again... I blame BIGUN Lets look at this - A thread about morning wood and being horny - and Billy Blames Bigun for it. WTF kinda dreams are you having about Keith these days? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #66 February 29, 2016 Yeah yeah I know, Holy necromancing thread batman! Just saw this graphic and knew it belonged here. Kinda NSFW ish... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #67 February 29, 2016 BillyVance Yeah yeah I know, Holy necromancing thread batman! Just saw this graphic and knew it belonged here. Kinda NSFW ish... I wanna try the hair dryer one. I usually have to do the frog.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikl68 6 #68 March 1, 2016 +10 on the "WTF not all of us" and I usually use the frog but have also developed my own, I do the lean. Hand on the top of the tank, feet far away from base, and point down. As you start the release process it starts to bend a little so you can slowly walk your feet towards the base. Oh ya ,I am 47, with no end insight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #69 March 1, 2016 I have a move called "The Johnny". It's probably TMI, but I'll your imaginations run wild. It may or may not involve my partner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
