akarunway 1 #1 January 27, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2_X4VTCoEohttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 January 27, 2016 As soon as I saw the Subject, that song started playing in my head. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 January 27, 2016 I added the story.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #4 January 27, 2016 akarunwayI added the story. Sometimes you just can't wait . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #5 January 28, 2016 He could have taken out an innocent bystander in the process. What a jerkoff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #6 January 28, 2016 NewGuy2005He could have taken out an innocent bystander in the process. What a jerkoff! Some people just can't HANDle it. I bet he wishes he had just blown by that pole.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,191 #7 January 28, 2016 Let that be a lesson to us all. When driving down the road in your convertible with no pants on, watching porn and, enjoying yourself. ALWAYS buckle up your safety belt. Same as when you are flying. I know I will.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #8 January 28, 2016 akarunway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2_X4VTCoEohttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205 And he woke up that morning and got himself a beer. Or 2. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 January 28, 2016 What a helluva way to go. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #10 January 28, 2016 Think he was driving a stick shift? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 January 28, 2016 JohnMitchell What a helluva way to go. . . I'd prefer to go this way: http://www.ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001212X18632"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #12 January 28, 2016 Wanna be racecar driver, pretending he had the pole position."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 January 28, 2016 There was an NTSB report I read years ago at work of a Bonanza crash in Nevada at night. Said that from the position of the bodies, etc. it appeared "the woman was performing oral sex on the pilot" at the time of impact. I shoulda made a copy of that one. Rule #1 - Fly the plane! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 January 28, 2016 I didn't find that one, but I did find this. Search for phrase "sex act": http://www.ntsb.gov/legal/alj/OnODocuments/Aviation/5447.PDF"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 318 #15 January 28, 2016 ryoder ***What a helluva way to go. . . I'd prefer to go this way: http://www.ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001212X18632 Quote The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows: THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE FLIGHT. Wonder how long it took the investigator to draft that phrasing! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 January 28, 2016 DougHWanna be racecar driver, pretending he had the pole position. I wonder if he was UP on his defensive driving skills.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #17 January 28, 2016 JohnMitchell What a helluva way to go. . . Coming and going at the same time?I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #18 January 29, 2016 Surely, if he hadn't died, he'd have ended UP in the penal system.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 January 29, 2016 oldwomanc6 Surely, if he hadn't died, he'd have ended UP in the penal system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #20 January 29, 2016 That gives new meaning to the term "auto erotica." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #21 January 29, 2016 He must have had a stroke! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #22 January 29, 2016 JohnMitchell There was an NTSB report I read years ago at work of a Bonanza crash in Nevada at night. Said that from the position of the bodies, etc. it appeared "the woman was performing oral sex on the pilot" at the time of impact. I shoulda made a copy of that one. Rule #1 - Fly the plane! Aviate, navigate, communicate, then master... Oh, never mind.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 January 30, 2016 Niki1 Aviate, navigate, communicate, then master... Oh, never mind. We have a winner!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #24 January 30, 2016 ryoder *** Aviate, navigate, communicate, then master... Oh, never mind. We have a winner! WIENERI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 January 30, 2016 Niki1 [ Aviate, navigate, communicate, then master... Oh, never mind. Perfect. If we ever meet up, first beer's on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
