jumpwally 0 #1 November 18, 2015 ......just sayin' smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWest 0 #2 November 18, 2015 You're just saying it? So you aren't actually asking? Since you are just saying it, it is safe to assume that you haven't put any thought into it. Try that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benjamin11 0 #3 November 18, 2015 My brother is a bartender. Can I drink in his bar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,190 #4 November 18, 2015 My sister is a hooker........Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #5 November 18, 2015 JWest You're just saying it? So you aren't actually asking? Since you are just saying it, it is safe to assume that you haven't put any thought into it. Try that. Still more thought put into this post than any of yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBCOOPER 5 #6 November 18, 2015 My brother is a moderator. Can I move this tread to The Bonfire where it belongs?Replying to: Re: Stall On Jump Run Emergency Procedure? by billvon If the plane is unrecoverable then exiting is a very very good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #7 November 19, 2015 gowlerkMy sister is a hooker........ I can see where your head is at .......Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimjumper 25 #8 November 19, 2015 Yeah, but where is her head at... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #9 November 19, 2015 What I'm trying to say that I see were he's coming from .....Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #10 November 19, 2015 You're his sister? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #11 November 19, 2015 My brother is a brain surgeon.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #12 November 19, 2015 And he learned by practicing on you?Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pchapman 279 #13 November 19, 2015 If it is making fun of people asking something like "my brother is a pilot, can I jump out of his plane?", well, why the heck not? [Ref.: A current thread in the Skydiving forums.] If my brother drives a car, can he give me a ride in it and drop me off downtown? Yeah sure, you expect the answer to be yes. There are a few caveats, sure. Maybe my brother can't do it in his employer's car, or earn money off it on, or can't do it on a learner's permit, or something like that. So it seems entirely reasonable for someone to ask a question like that about jumping out of airplanes. I guess if your brother is a chef of course you can cook in his kitchen with his permission. "His" kitchen as in his own. There's no license to pick up a kitchen knife or turn on a stove. If he's employed in someone else's kitchen, I don't know, maybe with their permission. Can he cook commercially for the public? I don't know the rules on that. Those are different situations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #14 November 19, 2015 wmw999 And he learned by practicing on you?Wendy P. No, but that sounds like a good idea. I could use a few upgrades. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 November 19, 2015 Why would I want to when I can always order pizza. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #16 November 19, 2015 psssh, You're nowhere near Chicago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 November 19, 2015 DeliveryNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #18 November 19, 2015 Smart ass response: Are you sure you want to try that? There are sharp knives there. You could cut your finger off!!! And there's FIRE!!! You could burn yourself. That stuff is dangerous! You should try something safe... Like jumping out of a plane. Serious response: That question about jumping out of the brother's plane is a pretty common one. So is the "Can I jump into my (birthday party, wedding, family reunion, company picnic, ect)?" It comes with the "New Jumper Enthusiasm." I don't mind answering "It's a lot more complicated than you think, here are a few of the issues you will have to deal with, here are a few terms to search out." "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #19 November 19, 2015 Bonfire at its finest! Nitpick until the OP has become nullified. Good job! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdkalou 0 #20 November 19, 2015 My brother is an idiot, can I ................................ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #21 November 19, 2015 I'll hold yer beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdkalou 0 #22 November 19, 2015 Thank you. A true gentleman you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #23 November 20, 2015 normiss You're his sister? I can't stop laughing ..... I had that cumming ...... Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #24 November 20, 2015 jdkalouMy brother is an idiot, can I ................................ Bang his wife?"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
