Misheard Song Lyrics

[Nightingale 0]

I was cleaning out my email box and found an email from my aunt from last Christmas. Apparently, my cousin had been walking around the house singing about "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."

Then I thought about the time my brother was walking around the house, after hearing me sitting at the piano practicing my part for my choir's Halleuljah Chorus... I guess he got the song in his head, but not quite the right lyrics, because "For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth" somehow mutated into "For the Lord God's impotent raining...halleujah"

I did a search on the internet and found a few more funny ones:

Help Me Rhonda:
Well since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head..
misheard as:
Well since she put me down
I've got owls puking in my bed.

Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds:
the real lyrics were:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
misheard as:
Lucy's getting high with Linus

Bad Moon Rising;
the real lyrics were:
There's a bad moon on the rise
misheard as:
There's a bathroom on the right

Desperado:
the real lyrics were: Deperado, you've been out riding fences for so long now
misheard as:
Desperado, You've been outright offensive for so long now


so, anyone else got any funny ones?

I found the extra ones at www.kissthisguy.com

[samhussey 0]

"She's got a chicken to ride, and she donn't care... my baby donkey...."

The Beatles, Ticket to Ride

"well I lie, Im an idiot, always sure, but I'm never sure why im naked, Is there any jam?"

Blur, Song 2

[Clownburner 0]

Of course, the old Jimi Hendrix Classic "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.." which the site you referenced was named after...

REM lyrics are famous for this, partially because of Michael Stipe's constant mumbling...


Edit: I'm a weenieboy

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[Nightingale 0]

but...but... I thought EVERYONE had heard that one by now!

[Clownburner 0]

My favorite part of that site is that each submission has a field:

"I take interesting medication: Yes/No"

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[GARYC24 3]

My ultimate favorite to NOT sing along
Manfred Mann (?)
" I was blinded by the light, wrapped up like -----."

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

ROTFLMAO!!! I'm still getting teased about the lyrics to Brown-eyed Girl...

Somehow I thought "Hey where do we go..." was "Hey there Amigo!"

It's nice that I can laugh at myself!

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[DeNReN 0]

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" I was blinded by the light, wrapped up like -----."

douche...duece....

the second is correct..but the first is funnier
edited to add..."reved up like a duece"

additional edit...spelling and grammer lessons would be appreciated

[Brains 2]

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It's nice that I can laugh at myself!

Is it ok if we laugh at you too???

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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It's nice that I can laugh at myself!

Is it ok if we laugh at you too???

Absolutely..go right ahead and ROTFLYAO!!

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[JohnMitchell 16]

Well in church as a kid, we used to sing about an occularly challenged ursine, in that church hymn "Glady the Cross-eyed Bear"

there's also Simple Minds "I like 'em kinky" ( Alive and kickin')

[JohnMitchell 16]

We're laughing with you! .....yeah, right.

[Nightingale 0]

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Well in church as a kid, we used to sing about an occularly challenged ursine, in that church hymn "Glady the Cross-eyed Bear"

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[CrazyRock 0]

Haha.. So, what happens when you hear the RIGHT lyrics and you do a double take??

In Jethro Tulls song aqualung he says "As I bend to pick a Dog-end" ---- Um, hasn't anybody ever wondered about that one?!?!?

for those that don't know, In britian a dogend is slang for a cigarette butt.

-Seth :)

[Shell666 0]

It's a hard egg -- Bonnie Tyler,
It's A Heartache

Sweet dreams are made of cheese -- The Eurythmics,
Sweet dreams are made of this

Wake up I might sit on you -- George Harrison,
I've got my mind set on you

We are the Mormons -- Asia,
Heat of the moment

Mice aroma -- The Knack,
My Sharona

Take your pants down and make it happen -- Irene Cara's "Flashdance", of course it's really
Take your passion and make it happen

The gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot -- Joni Mitchell "Big Yellow Taxi"
They paved paradise, put up a parking lot



'Shell

'Shell

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

OMG!...that's worthy of tears! ROTFLMAO!!

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[billvon 2,989]

"Haven't you heard it's a battle of words, the poster bearer cried"

misheard as

"Haven't you heard it's a battle of words, and most of them are lies"

I like my version better.

[tunaplanet 0]

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so, anyone else got any funny ones?

Aint no woman like the one-eyed Got

Forty-two

[Lindsey 0]

These are HILARIOUS!!!

One of my friends in high school sang Desparado in a talent show. Where she was supposed to sing

"Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate"

she sang

"Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, O Renegade"

At least she added a little drama

[RoadRash 0]

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ROTFLMAO!!! I'm still getting teased about the lyrics to Brown-eyed Girl...

Somehow I thought "Hey where do we go..." was "Hey there Amigo!"

It's nice that I can laugh at myself!

OMG, I am gonna have to say that!!! "Hey there amigo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's awesome!! And definitely a plus that you can laugh at it!!


~R+R...I had a friend who would sing "Secret Asian Man" to "Secret Agent Man"...that cracks me up!!!!!!

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

[Lindsey 0]

....lol....and louis armstrong....instead of

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

I thougt it said (lmao)
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

crying~
Lindsey

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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ROTFLMAO!!! I'm still getting teased about the lyrics to Brown-eyed Girl...

Somehow I thought "Hey where do we go..." was "Hey there Amigo!"

It's nice that I can laugh at myself!

OMG, I am gonna have to say that!!! "Hey there amigo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's awesome!! And definitely a plus that you can laugh at it!!
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...and you ARE welcome...I'm here all week!
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~R+R...I had a friend who would sing "Secret Asian Man" to "Secret Agent Man"...that cracks me up!!!!!!

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I was just about to post that I'm in desperate need of a **snort**laugh..that one did it for me! Thank you very much.

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[jerry81 10]

"And if we tell you the name of the game, boy, we're gonna drive the gravy train."

It kinda sorta made sense to me...

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[aprilcat 0]

My son was in Kindergarten and learned the National Anthem...He put his little hand over his heart and sang heartily till he got to this part:

"....and when my father died'.....

I couldn't help laughing. I'm still laughing.~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[lawrocket 3]

My favorite was from "Groovin'" by the Rascals.

"That would be ecstacy. You and me and Leslie groovin'."
Actually, it was, "You and me endlessly..."

My little brother many years ago was listeing to my copy of 1984 by Van Halen. He thought the words to jumps included, "I got my back against a wreckin' machine, I hate the words that you sing."
SHould be, "I ain't the worst that you've seen."

Jeremy by Pearl Jam - "Jeremy spoke and "
I have no idea what Eddie Vedder was trying to sing. I have that problem in all of his whines, er, songs.

My wife is hotter than your wife.