jf951 1 #1 March 29, 2011 does that make you a sofa skydiver? i feel like theres something just...wrong with that.Jump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 March 29, 2011 Well, I could show you a recent video and let you decide if I'm a skydiver or not It took about 2 years of posting gibberish during the week to obtain my post count. If you read my sigline and realize it's often true, you'd probably agree I can skydive better than I type! I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #3 March 29, 2011 especially someone with like 50 jumps and over a decade in the sport and well over 25,000 posts.There is no excuse... Less typing and more jumping people. "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #4 March 29, 2011 Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. at least you have 5000 jumps and less than 2 posts per jump. There are some losers with over 500 posts per jump..."When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muffie 0 #5 March 29, 2011 To me it depends on the nature of the posts. Most of mine are in the Bonfire which has next to nothing to do with skydiving. I jump probly three days a week at the moment and am probably at the dz five days a week, but my post numbers are higher than my jump numbers because I work from home and get bored very easily and I don't have enough facebook friends without lives to keep me entertained. Thankfully there's dropzone.com for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 March 29, 2011 Quote does that make you a sofa skydiver? i feel like theres something just...wrong with that. I am more an office chair skydiver myself.. Don't really post when on the sofa. My postloading is around 7:1scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #7 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. at least you have 5000 jumps and less than 2 posts per jump. There are some losers with over 500 posts per jump... thats more specifically who i was trying to get after Hookitt. i just didnt feel like getting technicalJump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. at least you have 5000 jumps and less than 2 posts per jump. There are some losers with over 500 posts per jump... ..and they know better than ALL of you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 March 29, 2011 I've got a long way to go...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 March 29, 2011 Quote does that make you a sofa skydiver? i feel like theres something just...wrong with that. Well, posting is a LOT cheaper, faster and easier than jumping...see you at CP Nationals in September, right? We can talk about it more there.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #11 March 29, 2011 posting is easier, no packing requiredGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. at least you have 5000 jumps and less than 2 posts per jump. There are some losers with over 500 posts per jump... Rhys' wingload: 2.39 Frenchy's postload: 57.25 Sissy! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. at least you have 5000 jumps and less than 2 posts per jump. There are some losers with over 500 posts per jump... Rhys' wingload: 2.39 Frenchy's postload: 57.25 Sissy! OMFG NICK how ya doing mate How's life in ChinaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 March 29, 2011 For most of us, there are more posting days available during the week than jumping days. You can also post on bad weather days, but you can't skydive on those days. It's also easier to post than skydive when money is tight.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #15 March 29, 2011 Quote My postloading is around 7:1 Somebody tell me what my postloading is. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #16 March 29, 2011 "Sofa skydiver," I like it. And I am on sabbatical, enjoying Korean life and all that. Plus, most of my posts are bonfire and women only posts. But seriously, even before I went on a jumping break, I lived 3 hours from my dz and worked and went to school full time. And yes I am SO sofa skydiving tonight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygypsie 2 #17 March 29, 2011 @ " sofa skydiver"... How did Couch Freaks get it's name, anyway ? Is it because 2nd hand couches are essential elements of every DZ hangar; while waiting out weather holds, your load to be called... or due to the occassional couch jump ? I know it's also known as Dollar Daze, but don't think I ever questioned it's Couch Freaks tag, til now ! No matter, we look forward to it each year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #18 March 29, 2011 Quote does that make you a sofa skydiver? No, it makes you Sofa King! You are Sofa King Wee Todd Ed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 March 29, 2011 Quote does that make you a sofa skydiver? i feel like theres something just...wrong with that. I've never been able to figure out why this bothers people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #20 March 29, 2011 I don't think there's anything wrong with it at all. My posts well exceed my jump numbers. But I'm one of those who can hardly afford to jump. I'm at the DZ almost evey single weekend either working or haning out. Occasionally I have the money to make a jump or two. Does that mean I should never post on dz.com? What else am I supposed to do at work when I get ahead on my work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #21 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote does that make you a sofa skydiver? i feel like theres something just...wrong with that. I've never been able to figure out why this bothers people. +1 where's the "who gives a f@ck" option in the poll edited to add: I rarely think to update my jump numbers in my profileYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 March 29, 2011 Quote posting is easier, no packing required I've never needed to use my reserve post."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #23 March 29, 2011 You've figured it out. You're cooler than all of us here. Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MX304 0 #24 March 29, 2011 Yes, but until spring is over and the wind quits blowing 35kts every Sat. I have no choice... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #25 March 29, 2011 Quote I don't post as often now but I jump less than I used to to make up for it. What he said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
