BillyVance 34 #1 July 7, 2015 You just can't help but be amazed by the stupidity of some people... I couldn't pass this up. Here are two early entrants: http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134 http://www.inquisitr.com/2228982/devon-staples-killed-after-fireworks-exploded-on-his-head-there-was-no-devon-left-video/"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
419gotaminute 0 #2 July 7, 2015 Now the fireworks guy's mom wants more strict rules and regulations... Because people need to be told that lighting and launching an explosive from the top of your head is a poor decision stoopid people! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #3 July 7, 2015 419gotaminute Now the fireworks guy's mom wants more strict rules and regulations... Because people need to be told that lighting and launching an explosive from the top of your head is a poor decision stoopid people! Yeah, well here's the thing, most of us don't need rules and regulations to know not to do that. At some point you should teach your kids not to be stupid, come to the realization that they're a little slow and make them wear a safety helmet 24x7 or Darwin's gonna take his course. Our society trying to coddle people like is why we can't have nice things in the first place.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #4 July 8, 2015 His brother is now saying it was an accident. That he was just pretending to shoot it off his head to make people laugh, and it lit without him meaning to light it. Yea right. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 July 8, 2015 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-dies-shooting-firework-chest-article-1.2285091 And we have a Texican entrant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,437 #6 July 8, 2015 Hi Jeanne, Quote And we have a Texican entrant From the article: Bartek's brother was injured in a July 4 accident, his mother said, without specifying. Something about apples & falling & trees . . . . Jerry Baumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,071 #7 July 8, 2015 >And we have a Texican entrant While no doubt stupid, this guy is not eligible as a Darwin Award candidate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 July 8, 2015 billvon >And we have a Texican entrant While no doubt stupid, this guy is not eligible as a Darwin Award candidate. I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,071 #9 July 8, 2015 >I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier. He has a 3 year old son. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 July 8, 2015 billvon>I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier. He has a 3 year old son. Perhaps the widow now has a chance to raise the child so he has a better chance to not learn from his father. And there are to be no further offspring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #11 July 8, 2015 billvon>I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier. He has a 3 year old son. Having an offspring doesn't automatically disqualify someone for a DA. http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,071 #12 July 9, 2015 >Having an offspring doesn't automatically disqualify someone for a DA. From the front page of the Darwin Awards: "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 July 9, 2015 I'd have nominated this guy if the bull had caught and killed him... http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/07/bull_chases_down_burglary_susp.html#incart_m-rpt-2 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 July 9, 2015 BillyVance I'd have nominated this guy if the bull had caught and killed him... http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/07/bull_chases_down_burglary_susp.html#incart_m-rpt-2 Walls said an Arab man caught a man and woman burglarizing his home Wednesday morning. The homeowner called the sheriff's office then chased them off his property. County deputies and Arab police officers found the suspects' Chevrolet truck shortly after. Ya'll got A rabs down there??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 July 9, 2015 Amazon ***I'd have nominated this guy if the bull had caught and killed him... http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/07/bull_chases_down_burglary_susp.html#incart_m-rpt-2 Walls said an Arab man caught a man and woman burglarizing his home Wednesday morning. The homeowner called the sheriff's office then chased them off his property. County deputies and Arab police officers found the suspects' Chevrolet truck shortly after. Ya'll got A rabs down there???It's an old joke for sure... Yes there is a town called Arab. It sits roughly 30 miles south of Huntsville along the US231 corridor. There used to be a video rental store there that was owned by a skydiver back in the day... called.... Pharoah's. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
