akarunway 1 #1 February 18, 2015 Think you could keep up w/ this chick? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265277/Mikel-Ruffinelli-420lb-mother-worlds-widest-hips-measuring-staggering-8ft-circumference.htmlI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #2 February 18, 2015 Nope, but I don't think using a parachute to try to stop that would end well.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 February 18, 2015 akarunway Think you could keep up w/ this chick? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265277/Mikel-Ruffinelli-420lb-mother-worlds-widest-hips-measuring-staggering-8ft-circumference.html Insert joke about sit flying.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 February 18, 2015 Damn. I'm glad she's happy with her body the way it is, but maybe that's a little delusional. I mean really, tugging 400+ pounds thru life? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 February 18, 2015 akarunway Think you could keep up w/ this chick? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265277/Mikel-Ruffinelli-420lb-mother-worlds-widest-hips-measuring-staggering-8ft-circumference.html I think I could. That's a tremendous amount of surface area no matter how she's presented to the relative wind. I'd probably wear my older suit, though, the new one that fits me right has a bit too much drag.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #6 February 18, 2015 I'm afraid she'd fall head down like a law dart and I don't do head down. Jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 February 18, 2015 Can you imagine the crater she'd make going in at terminal? They'll be shoveling her body parts into a body bag. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #8 February 18, 2015 Hell they make parachutes for armored vehicles, they might be able to slow her down!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 February 18, 2015 I give it a day or so and the over sensitives will be here in force.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #10 February 19, 2015 turtlespeed I give it a day or so and the over sensitives will be here in force. Welcome to skydiving. No fatties. I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #11 February 19, 2015 FlyingRhenquest ***I give it a day or so and the over sensitives will be here in force. Welcome to skydiving. No fatties. LOL. Some people at least try. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Ilpm5n4iUI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites