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Massaging the prostate?

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do I think it would hurt......um, yes!



For those of you who think it would hurt...have you guys not heard of LUBE?! A bit of "foreplay" is often required, as well.

Just bend over and relax! >:(

_Pm <--keeps her fingernails short :ph34r:
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Ok, show of hands: who else put their fingers against their PC screen to compare? :ph34r:



OHHHH, it was supposed to be my finger...



*shakes head*B|



Dude, I am not saying a word...
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When you have someone you can trust with that type of thing, you may want to give it a second chance. It might just be worth it.



Nah. My wife and I have both had the discussion that our poo shoots are off limits.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Oh wow thats way too much information..........How would you even approach this subject with a woman....hey you know what I'd really like tonight ......no not a neck rub , I want you to stick your finger in my butt hole :D



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People have to instruct others what to do and where to do it ALL the time!!!


...and when...:|

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That's not true at all. People have to instruct others what to do and where to do it ALL the time!!! :S



Anyone thinking ...

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Dixie
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Anyone thinking ...

¨ One. One - two. Three. Foooour. One two threee. Five. One three five. Six. Siiix. Six! SIX SIX SIX SIX! ¨



"Friends"...Monica...:ph34r:



That was probably one of my favorite ¨Friends¨ episodes. :)

Dixie
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"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

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Good lord, I didn't even remember that...

Are you stalking me?

Cause that would be sooper! (quote from where? Anyone?)

-S

PS - you didn't think I was tossing those carrots around just to look, did you??? :o
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LMAO...I totally remember that "sodomy" thread because it shocked me back then, since I was new to DZ.com and to the skydiving community.

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PS - you didn't think I was tossing those carrots around just to look, did you??? :o



Steve, I didn't think so back then, but now...

Oh, and I may be able to make some time to be able to stalk you, sometime next week...hurrah!

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That's not true at all. People have to instruct others what to do and where to do it ALL the time!!! :S



Anyone thinking ...

¨ One. One - two. Three. Foooour. One two threee. Five. One three five. Six. Siiix. Six! SIX SIX SIX SIX! ¨



Actually, it was seven. :D

Not... that I watch friends religiously or anything. B|

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