fallingchip 0 #101 May 25, 2005 Quote......more than willing to try doing it to a guy if discussed in advance. However the only time it ever came up with a guy was while i was blowing him and he....... You forgot to put at the end of your post.______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #103 May 25, 2005 Wasn't that scene on Sex and The City? If it wasn't, it should have been! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #104 May 25, 2005 QuoteWasn't that scene on Sex and The City? If it wasn't, it should have been! I dunno. Unfortunately that scene was in a trailer at the DZ a few years ago. Ugh, i had forgotten about it til this thread. Gee, thanks Chelle. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #105 May 25, 2005 QuoteHow would you even approach this subject with a woman...Quote thats easy, just start doing it to yourself and act like you're struggling, then look over and say "little help here" I just laughed my ass off pretty loud at the mental picture that gave me... not sure how I'd go about explaining what I was laughing at to a co-worker if they asked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spizzzarko 0 #106 May 25, 2005 When I had my check up and the Doctor was doing that, I asked him if he could write a certified note to my wife telling her that my head wasn't really up there! The time befor that I asked the doc if had found my dignity yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IMGR2 0 #107 May 25, 2005 I asked my doctor if he could give me a kiss on the neck before he did that next time. You know, a little foreplay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #108 May 25, 2005 QuoteYou know, a little foreplay? Last time that was done I had this poor young Air Force flight surgeon. I swear he was more nervous than I was. Right as he got the glove on and started to turn towards me I yelled.........."Wait.......Stop......" and then let him get even more nervous. Then I said "Geez.........shouldn't you buy me dinner and drinks first at least?" I thought he was going to pass out right there. FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had video of that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #109 May 25, 2005 you shoulda told him if he wasnt nice you squeeze your butt cheeks together and pinch his finger off! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #110 May 25, 2005 I asked a doctor right after the exam one time if that trick from the movie road trip would really work.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bisqit999 0 #111 May 25, 2005 can u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #112 May 26, 2005 Quotecan u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... why dont you try it and report back how it goes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #113 May 26, 2005 Quotecan u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Not that I would know, but I would speculate with good reason that this is a good analogy. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #114 May 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou know, a little foreplay? Last time that was done I had this poor young Air Force flight surgeon. I swear he was more nervous than I was. Right as he got the glove on and started to turn towards me I yelled.........."Wait.......Stop......" and then let him get even more nervous. Then I said "Geez.........shouldn't you buy me dinner and drinks first at least?" I thought he was going to pass out right there. FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had video of that one! When I was in the service, one of the guys in the cable shop was a big practical joker... when he got his exit physical, we set it up with the doc beforehand so that we could play one on him... He's up on the table, the doc is checking him out and one of the guys hiding behind the curtain puts HIS hand on the guy's shoulder.... took him a couple seconds to realize there was a hand on BOTH shoulders...the look on his face was absolutely PRICELESS....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #115 May 26, 2005 I would gived someone a dollar to go into an exam with a butt plug in. Then say.........."Oh yeah........I was wondering where I had left that." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #116 May 26, 2005 whatever happened to just regular 'ol orgasming? I happen to like that just fine! no need to play around up there to "see" if it makes it better.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ReLLiK75 0 #117 May 26, 2005 I have to laugh out loud at this one...Fortunately for me, my fiancee is a GI Doc with small fingers! We haven't tried this but if we did, at least I know she'd get it right the first time around!!!! Also, I just tured 30, so maybe I should start asking her for daily checkups! __________________________________________ Have you Got Flare? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Channman 2 #118 May 26, 2005 I know a guy who is a Diver and has to have the old prostate checked. He told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Ouch!! Hey does it help scatch hemorrhoids? just asking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #119 May 26, 2005 QuoteHe told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Yeah... thats sounds right... most doctors dont use gloves.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #120 May 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteHe told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Yeah... thats sounds right... most doctors dont use gloves.... for what ever reason.. that made me think of the DR on Cannonball run when he sterilizes his finger by swirling it around in a burbon and coke! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #121 November 28, 2014 Conundrum Just make sure the 'pipes' are clean beforehand and perhaps take a shower and you should be fine. edit: Or, for anal sex if you're that worried about smell or a little presents waiting for you, you can always do it IN the shower and kind of use your finger to 'clean' around the house first. Outstanding,,the best descriptions ever...Where did she go ? any one have contact with her ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 70 #122 November 28, 2014 jumpwally thats reminds me.....i went for a check up recently and while the Doc had it in there he said " I think I found something" Scared as hell I said " I want another opinion" He said "sure" and shoved two fingers in there............................ The time to worry is when you notice that the doctor actually has both hands on your shoulders mid-examination!Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #123 November 28, 2014 Holy thread necromancing batman! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #124 November 28, 2014 Hey,,its a perfect day for it !! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FlyingRhenquest 1 #125 November 28, 2014 bisqit999can u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Vibrator for men. Google it.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 5 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Spizzzarko 0 #106 May 25, 2005 When I had my check up and the Doctor was doing that, I asked him if he could write a certified note to my wife telling her that my head wasn't really up there! The time befor that I asked the doc if had found my dignity yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #107 May 25, 2005 I asked my doctor if he could give me a kiss on the neck before he did that next time. You know, a little foreplay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #108 May 25, 2005 QuoteYou know, a little foreplay? Last time that was done I had this poor young Air Force flight surgeon. I swear he was more nervous than I was. Right as he got the glove on and started to turn towards me I yelled.........."Wait.......Stop......" and then let him get even more nervous. Then I said "Geez.........shouldn't you buy me dinner and drinks first at least?" I thought he was going to pass out right there. FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had video of that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #109 May 25, 2005 you shoulda told him if he wasnt nice you squeeze your butt cheeks together and pinch his finger off! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #110 May 25, 2005 I asked a doctor right after the exam one time if that trick from the movie road trip would really work.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #111 May 25, 2005 can u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #112 May 26, 2005 Quotecan u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... why dont you try it and report back how it goes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #113 May 26, 2005 Quotecan u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Not that I would know, but I would speculate with good reason that this is a good analogy. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #114 May 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou know, a little foreplay? Last time that was done I had this poor young Air Force flight surgeon. I swear he was more nervous than I was. Right as he got the glove on and started to turn towards me I yelled.........."Wait.......Stop......" and then let him get even more nervous. Then I said "Geez.........shouldn't you buy me dinner and drinks first at least?" I thought he was going to pass out right there. FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I wish I had video of that one! When I was in the service, one of the guys in the cable shop was a big practical joker... when he got his exit physical, we set it up with the doc beforehand so that we could play one on him... He's up on the table, the doc is checking him out and one of the guys hiding behind the curtain puts HIS hand on the guy's shoulder.... took him a couple seconds to realize there was a hand on BOTH shoulders...the look on his face was absolutely PRICELESS....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #115 May 26, 2005 I would gived someone a dollar to go into an exam with a butt plug in. Then say.........."Oh yeah........I was wondering where I had left that." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #116 May 26, 2005 whatever happened to just regular 'ol orgasming? I happen to like that just fine! no need to play around up there to "see" if it makes it better.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReLLiK75 0 #117 May 26, 2005 I have to laugh out loud at this one...Fortunately for me, my fiancee is a GI Doc with small fingers! We haven't tried this but if we did, at least I know she'd get it right the first time around!!!! Also, I just tured 30, so maybe I should start asking her for daily checkups! __________________________________________ Have you Got Flare? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #118 May 26, 2005 I know a guy who is a Diver and has to have the old prostate checked. He told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Ouch!! Hey does it help scatch hemorrhoids? just asking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #119 May 26, 2005 QuoteHe told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Yeah... thats sounds right... most doctors dont use gloves.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #120 May 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteHe told me one time it took 3 days to get the doctors class ring back to him. Yeah... thats sounds right... most doctors dont use gloves.... for what ever reason.. that made me think of the DR on Cannonball run when he sterilizes his finger by swirling it around in a burbon and coke! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #121 November 28, 2014 Conundrum Just make sure the 'pipes' are clean beforehand and perhaps take a shower and you should be fine. edit: Or, for anal sex if you're that worried about smell or a little presents waiting for you, you can always do it IN the shower and kind of use your finger to 'clean' around the house first. Outstanding,,the best descriptions ever...Where did she go ? any one have contact with her ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #122 November 28, 2014 jumpwally thats reminds me.....i went for a check up recently and while the Doc had it in there he said " I think I found something" Scared as hell I said " I want another opinion" He said "sure" and shoved two fingers in there............................ The time to worry is when you notice that the doctor actually has both hands on your shoulders mid-examination!Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #123 November 28, 2014 Holy thread necromancing batman! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #124 November 28, 2014 Hey,,its a perfect day for it !! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #125 November 28, 2014 bisqit999can u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself... Vibrator for men. Google it.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
