Massaging the prostate?

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

BillyVance

Holy thread necromancing batman!

Yeah I had to go through the whole damn thread to find a comment suitable for my "Vibrator for men" comment!

I'm glad someone dug it up, though, because I'm sad I missed it the first time around!

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[Zep 0]

Frenchy68

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We've all heard that the infamous prostate massage during sex is supposed to give the guy the orgasm of a lifetime...

Much like everything else. Great at the right time and place, bad some other time.

Best answer given.

Also due to my age I've had several prostate examinations, each time I've found it embarrassing and uncomfortable.

Gone fishing

[ryoder 1,590]

Zep

Also due to my age I've had several prostate examinations, each time I've found it embarrassing and uncomfortable.

It would be even more embarrassing to find it pleasurable.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[billeisele 130]

ryoder

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Also due to my age I've had several prostate examinations, each time I've found it embarrassing and uncomfortable.

It would be even more embarrassing to find it pleasurable.

if the doc has both hands on your hips, it's really embarrassing if you like it

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[BillyVance 34]

ryoder

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Also due to my age I've had several prostate examinations, each time I've found it embarrassing and uncomfortable.

It would be even more embarrassing to find it pleasurable.

I wouldn't mind giving it a try with this nurse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQVtxviEkDQ

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnMitchell 16]

BillyVance

I wouldn't mind giving it a try with this nurse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQVtxviEkDQ

I must have missed one of the Am. Pie series. Never saw that scene before.

[davjohns 1]

LuckyMcSwervy

OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Where the hell were you hanging out???

I just saw this topic. Not sure what to think about it. Maybe one day, I'll get tired of all the myriad opportunities for sexual positions and give it a try. It hasn't happened so far, though.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[ryoder 1,590]

LuckyMcSwervy

OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Wait!
You found a straight guy in Key West?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[lawrocket 3]

So how'd it end?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[BillyVance 34]

JohnMitchell

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I wouldn't mind giving it a try with this nurse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQVtxviEkDQ

I must have missed one of the Am. Pie series. Never saw that scene before.

It wasn't in the American Pie movies, it was in Road Trip. Another excellent and hysterically funny movie.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Phillbo 11]

LuckyMcSwervy

OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Sounds like assault to me.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

ryoder

***OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Wait!
You found a straight guy in Key West?

LOL... I know, right?

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

lawrocket

So how'd it end?

With me flipping out and leaving. This was after I shared with this person my past sexual assault and how I wanted to take things slowly. Go figure.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Phillbo

***OMG. I'm with Sunshine. Where's she been? Hope she's well!

Anyway, nothing like a guy twice your size and quadruple your strength shoving his ass ON your face demanding you to toss his salad and shove a finger up his ass without any prior discussion or having been intimate before. ON YOUR FACE! Is that a hemorrhoid hanging out? What. The. Actual. Fuck. These Key West guys are unfuckingbelievable.

Sounds like assault to me.

I thought long and hard about that as well. He's now known as Captain McDateRapey or Captain Douchebag.

For the record I did NOT comply with his demands.

Always be kinder than you feel.