Put up a damn picture of something you hate doing

[turtlespeed 226]

LuckyMcSwervy

*********WTF is 'watermelon mimosa'?

Definition of mimosa from Wiki

A Mimosa is a cocktail-like drink composed of one part champagne (or other sparkling wine) and one part thoroughly chilled citrus fruit juice, usually orange juice unless otherwise specified (e.g. "grapefruit [juice] mimosa"). It is traditionally served in a tall champagne flute with a morning brunch as hair of the dog or to guests at weddings.[1]

Hair of the Dog?

If THAT is hair of the dog, that dude has some femininity issues unresolved.

See what I mean?

A man secure in his masculinity wouldn't care about fruity drinks, little dogs or riding a scooter instead of a big hog around the island.



Agreed, but calling a mimosa "hair of the dog" is like calling Lacey G-strings the same as Boxer Briefs.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Amazon 7]

hcsvader

Swimming

Nice Tent you are wearing on your head there dude....

[PLFKING 4]

Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[JohnMitchell 16]

turtlespeed

Naw, he just pretends his shoulder is still hurting and V does it, out of concern for him . . . improves the view exponentially.

This, or Billy's idea.

[ryoder 1,590]

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

ryoder

You bought a scooter? Awesome!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[ryoder 1,590]

LuckyMcSwervy

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You bought a scooter? Awesome!!



I've had it for a year.
This is the bike with the wornout tire I posted in Nat's thread.
I'm changing the rear tire, (new tire is on balancing stand in the background).
I've never done this before, and I think I could have been happy w/o ever having the experience.
Some things I learned:
- Buy a good bead-breaker no matter what it costs.
- One pair of rim-guards is not enough. You need at least 3.
- Sportbike tires are a sonofabitch about refusing to let their beads be pushed into the trough in the rim center.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I've never done this before, and I think I could have been happy w/o ever having the experience.

Not as easy as changing a bicycle tire, is it, rook ?
But....on the flip side....as a friend told me decades ago....."You're a real biker now."

Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

ryoder

******

You bought a scooter? Awesome!!



I've had it for a year.
This is the bike with the wornout tire I posted in Nat's thread.
I'm changing the rear tire, (new tire is on balancing stand in the background).
I've never done this before, and I think I could have been happy w/o ever having the experience.
Some things I learned:
- Buy a good bead-breaker no matter what it costs.
- One pair of rim-guards is not enough. You need at least 3.
- Sportbike tires are a sonofabitch about refusing to let their beads be pushed into the trough in the rim center.

Anyone else read that and go perv?

Always be kinder than you feel.

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Anyone else read that and go perv?

Not before you pointed it out. I thought he was just talking about changing rubbers.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[ryoder 1,590]

PLFKING

Not as easy as changing a bicycle tire, is it, rook ?
But....on the flip side....as a friend told me decades ago....."You're a real biker now."
Don

I'm positive that with a blindfold, and both hands tied behind my back, I could change a bicycle tire using only my bare feet, in less time than it takes to change a motorcycle tire.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[turtlespeed 226]

ryoder

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Not as easy as changing a bicycle tire, is it, rook ?
But....on the flip side....as a friend told me decades ago....."You're a real biker now."
Don

I'm positive that with a blindfold, and both hands tied behind my back, I could change a bicycle tire using only my bare feet, in less time than it takes to change a motorcycle tire.

Is that what the folks at discount tire said?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[oldwomanc6 60]

I don't mind washing it, but I hate folding the laundry !

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[Krip 2]

oldwomanc6

I don't mind washing it, but I hate folding the laundry !

Had a roommate that felt the same way. Developed his own system.

The dude just left his clean clothes in his laundry basket. Straight out of the dryer no folding required. When he noticed the laundry basket was getting close to empty he knew it was getting close to laundry time.

He was using his dresser to hold his dirty cloths, kept the odor down, kept the clutter down in his room. When the basket was empty he dumped out his dirty laundry directly from the dresser drawer directly into the laundry basket.

He didn't mind washing the laundry per say it was the whole process he had a problem with, it was a never ending cycle. So he made his laundry process as efficient as he could. Cut out the dirty clothes hamper, cut out folding the clean laundry, cut out transferring of clean clothes into the dresser.

All his exterior clothes that wouldn't look good in wrinkles, he sent to the dry cleaner.

Three single male vet, jumpers splitting a apt. What could go wrong

One Jump Wonder

[JohnMitchell 16]

ryoder

I'm positive that with a blindfold, and both hands tied behind my back

Okay, now it's perverted. . .

And a little bit sex-ay!

[skyjumpenfool 2]

ryoder

I'm positive that with a blindfold, and both hands tied behind my back, I could change a bicycle tire using only my bare feet, ........

OK. I'm thinking.... maybe your "process" is the problem here?

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[turtlespeed 226]

oldwomanc6

I don't mind washing it, but I hate folding the laundry !

Is THAT what they call it now?

I though it used to have something to do with salad.

Who knew?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 34]

If there were any Chinese jumpers on here who had to do this job, he'd put pics in here....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/reports-china-body-searched-10000-pigeons/ar-BB6J7ib

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Quote

"10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects."

Take note, all you young Journalism Majors...... THAT'S a headline.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[Krip 2]

PLFKING

Quote

"10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects."

Take note, all you young Journalism Majors...... THAT'S a headline.


Don

Hi Don

How about 10,000 pigeons hired by TSA to go through security training to check passengers cavities for suspicious objects.

OTOH I don't think that one will fly

One Jump Wonder

[turtlespeed 226]

Krip

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Quote

"10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects."

Take note, all you young Journalism Majors...... THAT'S a headline.


Don

Hi Don

How about 10,000 pigeons hired by TSA to go through security training to check passengers cavities for suspicious objects.

OTOH I don't think that one will fly

It is grounded in reality though.

It might take wing.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[GooniesKid 0]

I don't think i can post a picture, but I hate manscaping down there

[JohnnyMarko 1]

GooniesKid

I don't think i can post a picture, but I hate manscaping down there

gross

[Bolas 5]

Krip

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Quote

"10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects."

Take note, all you young Journalism Majors...... THAT'S a headline.


Don

Hi Don

How about 10,000 pigeons hired by TSA to go through security training to check passengers cavities for suspicious objects.

OTOH I don't think that one will fly

Depends on the PPP (Pigeons Per Person) ratio.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[muff528 3]

GooniesKid

I don't think i can post a picture, but I hate manscaping down there

Yeah, I'd think that manscaping a pigeon would be fairly tedious work.