hcsvader 1 #1 January 21, 2013 For your viewing pleasure Probably NSFW but funny as hell, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU&sns=em Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 January 21, 2013 If only I had a nickel for every time a woman told me THAT..... Well, I wouldn't have any nickels, would I?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #3 January 21, 2013 Believe it or not, it's actually a repost. We're all sick fucks. And that video is great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #4 January 21, 2013 They've got some hilarious stuff. Such classy women.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 January 21, 2013 Hey, it's "Gooch" from "Scrubs"!Hell, just reading their discography is hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfunkel_and_Oates#Discography A Youtube playlist of 22 of their video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRm1yqSmsGY&playnext=1&list=PL6E9BD0C489BA5A99 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 January 21, 2013 Oh, here is one with subtitles for Billy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stEXPIh9Qi0&list=PL6E9BD0C489BA5A99 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #7 January 21, 2013 QuoteWe're all sick fucks. "All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags (menstrual cloths); we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away." “None is righteous, no, not one; no one understands; no one seeks for God. All have turned aside; together they have become worthless; no one does good, not even one. Their throat is an open grave; they use their tongues to deceive. The venom of asps is under their lips. Their mouth is full of curses and bitterness.” "So I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God’s law; but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death? Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord!" For those of us who actually want to change, there is a hope. I suppose the only question is this: "When Jesus saw him lying there and learned that he had been in this condition for a long time, he asked him, “Do you want to get well?”Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #9 January 21, 2013 Yeah, really funny. Found this gem on the side panel. OK, I've always been fascinated with ducks, so hey... Don't wanna elaborate any more to avoid remarks about fellow skydivers (Note my tagline, btw) The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #10 January 21, 2013 QuoteQED. I think a lot of passages like that wee probably written by dudes who could identify with this one.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #11 January 21, 2013 QuoteWe're all sick fucks. "All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away." "So I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God’s law; but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death? Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord!" For those of us who actually want to change, there is a hope. I suppose the only question is this: "When Jesus saw him lying there and learned that he had been in this condition for a long time, he asked him, “Do you want to get well?”Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #12 January 21, 2013 OK, that's nice. And thanks for the buzz-kill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 January 21, 2013 He obviously didn't get the hint after the first post deletion.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #14 January 21, 2013 not much to go on in their profile... except that who ever it is walks on water, or at least I assume they do based on the map of where they live ;-) http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=Coreece;"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #15 January 21, 2013 Why is this thread in the BF, anyway? There was one already in SC, where it belongs, IMO.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 January 21, 2013 Dammit. Judging by the gaps, I missed some drama. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Low-Mao 0 #17 January 21, 2013 Quotenot much to go on in their profile... except that who ever it is walks on water, or at least I assume they do based on the map of where they live ;-) http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=Coreece; I'm being deployed this week to my next mission and posting in the bonfire is not in the specifications. I figured I would be banned for posting scripture in response to an anti-religious thread in the bonfire...and I was, so I deleted my information in foresight of that. I figured it was a good way to go out and the perfect thread to do so. God bless you all. You will be missed and I wish you all the best. Corey aka coreece Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Low-Mao 0 #18 January 21, 2013 QuoteWhy is this thread in the BF, anyway? There was one already in SC, where it belongs, IMO. It's also, in the sick and twisted thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Low-Mao 0 #19 January 21, 2013 Quote Dammit. Judging by the gaps, I missed some drama. Here's the post that got be banned: In reply to Andy's comment about us all being "sick fucks:" "All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away." "So I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God’s law; but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death? Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord!" For those of us who actually want to change, there is a hope. I suppose the only question is this: "When Jesus saw him lying there and learned that he had been in this condition for a long time, he asked him, “Do you want to get well?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 January 21, 2013 Here is Conan interviewing Kate Micucci, as she talks about her last name: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6CzEEKaXQ&t=3m14s "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #21 January 21, 2013 No, you did not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maadmax 0 #22 January 22, 2013 Quote For your viewing pleasure Probably NSFW but funny as hell, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU&sns=em Wow , how novel. SSDD!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 January 22, 2013 Where is Ted Haggard when you need him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baronn 111 #24 January 22, 2013 Pretty appropriate considering Obama just got sworn in ...again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #25 January 22, 2013 I know it's easy for people on the other side to say "c'mon lighten up, it's just a joke!" - but just try and ignore the religion bit and focus on the real purpose of the song, packing as many dirty lyrics as possible into three minutes of publicly performed ukelele backed hilarity.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites