Bolas 5 #351 April 2, 2009 Quote Forget the Dating Game/matchmaker/"Did I pick the person who picked me?" thing. If you can guess the person who picked you in 3 tries or less, you get to (read: "HAVE to")....uuhhhhh spend 7 minutes in a gear closet or editing room with them at a future boogie,......or something. O.K., so it's just a sketch of an idea, not fully "fleshed out." I'll leave the the details to The Three Smutsketeers: Deedy, Cyndi and Teasy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #352 April 2, 2009 I asked my s/o this question and he said "I dunno.... some bitch, I guess." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #353 April 2, 2009 QuoteMicduran - still Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #354 April 2, 2009 Quote To the threadstarter... you. And of course LuckyMcSwervy. Awwww, that's sweet. Thanks!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #355 April 2, 2009 QuoteSkittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #356 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #357 April 2, 2009 QuoteQuoteSkittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #358 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #359 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #360 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Your the manNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #361 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read! Someone sent 2 entries... You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread. Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #362 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read! Someone sent 2 entries... You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread. Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO! I have nothing to say to you ma'am. Good day! I said good day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #363 April 2, 2009 Quote The above list is mine. Cocheese, you left me out?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #364 April 2, 2009 She said "Bang", not "make love". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #365 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Your the It Was A man Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #366 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Your the It Was A man Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie. Thanks Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #367 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Your the It Was A man Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie. 'cept I'm 95% sure I know who it is and it's definitely no man. No need to be jealous, just cause it was men that chose you doesn't mean it was men that chose the rest of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #368 April 3, 2009 Quotehcsvader darktreader hcsvader theonlyski hcsvader thanatos340 hcsvader gonzalesna hcsvader Yeah, Id bang the hell out of hcsvader over and over and over! he's so yummy to look at! *drool* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #369 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Skittles All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read! Someone sent 2 entries... You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread. Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO! I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #370 April 3, 2009 Quote1) Deedy from the front 2) Deedy from the back 3) Deedy from the right side 4) Deedy from the left side 5) Deedy on top 6) Deedy in the shower 7) Deedy on the kitchen table 8) Deedy on the coffee table 9) Deedy in the basement 10) Deedy on the roof 11) Oh yeah ... And Deedy in the bed 12) Deedy on the hood of the Domino's delivery drivers truck in Sebastian. Edited to add a line at the request of the PMer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #371 April 3, 2009 Quote I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away! He'll be there! He's sharing his camper with me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #372 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away! He'll be there! He's sharing his camper with me! That's what you said ... I also heard something about a prostate milking that might be taking place.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #373 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away! He'll be there! He's sharing his camper with me! That's what you said ... I also heard something about a prostate milking that might be taking place. Skittles ain't Stiffler!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #374 April 3, 2009 Quote I heard Skittles was going to pussy out on SummerFest. If he wants to meet his hero, he better be there. It's only three hours away! Who is his hero?? You?? Are you going to Summerfest, too?? YAY!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #375 April 3, 2009 Quote Quote hcsvader darktreader hcsvader theonlyski hcsvader thanatos340 hcsvader gonzalesna hcsvader Yeah, Id bang the hell out of hcsvader over and over and over! he's so yummy to look at! *drool* How the hell can I make the list after being rejected by over 12 million women yesterday. sigh BTW its kinda creepy to make the same list as my brother....shes got some issues lmao"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites