piisfish 140 #1101 September 1, 2011 Quote I think aliens have taken over some dz.commers. First I ask for not fully nude pics Then Vader posts a pic of himself actually wearing pants What's next?! Remi actually asking for MORE man porn?!?! 'ski giving up on eneer?! eneer actually giving in to 'ski?!?!?! Shah getting laid with a BBW engineerscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #1102 September 1, 2011 Quote Quote I think aliens have taken over some dz.commers. First I ask for not fully nude pics Then Vader posts a pic of himself actually wearing pants What's next?! Remi actually asking for MORE man porn?!?! 'ski giving up on eneer?! eneer actually giving in to 'ski?!?!?! Shah getting laid with a BBW engineer “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #1103 September 1, 2011 Quote Why the fuck are you wearing pants? Who the hell are you and what have you done with Vader? +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #1104 September 1, 2011 Somethings you can bank on. Stop the freaking manporn!!!!!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #1105 September 1, 2011 Quote Why the fuck are you wearing pants? Who the hell are you and what have you done with Vader? is this better? Sorry Remi Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #1106 September 1, 2011 My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aicdesigns 0 #1107 September 2, 2011 To get things back on topic: I want to bang missbrz. Are you going to be at nationals? I will be the sexiest piece of man candy on the packing mat...say hi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1108 September 2, 2011 aw why thank you! you boys are gonna make me blush but no I won't be at nationals, canopy piloting or otherwise. I can't afford to be at the CP nationals & I'll be at the Farm for Halloween during the regular nationals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1109 September 2, 2011 Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!! ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aicdesigns 0 #1110 September 2, 2011 Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #1111 September 2, 2011 Quote Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Bad form/pickup line. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1112 September 2, 2011 Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Mine either but I'm too old for the Cougars, and way to old for the 20 somethingsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aicdesigns 0 #1113 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Bad form/pickup line. I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1114 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Bad form/pickup line. I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around. Cuz that makes it SO much better. what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aicdesigns 0 #1115 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Bad form/pickup line. I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around. Cuz that makes it SO much better. what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community I'm a packer and all-round ninja. I have a strong back, and size 13 shoes. I don't need charm or lines. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1116 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Ahhhh....are you sure you can't make it? Any other DZ.COM ladies want some? Bad form/pickup line. I should have explained.... I'm a busy guy. It's best to make reservations now. I'm all about sharing, but there is only so much to go around. Cuz that makes it SO much better. what's with all the tanking pick up lines lately. I thought the DZ.com boys were supposed to be the most charming of the skydiving community I'm a packer and all-round ninja. I have a strong back, and size 13 shoes. I don't need charm or lines. wait... how is being a ninja a good thing. ninjas are stealthy & you never know they're there. So we're gonna have sex but I'm not gonna know? that doesnt sound like a good thing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #1117 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!! ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before.... +1 And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1118 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!! ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before.... +1 And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again perhaps they need a reminder of which thread we speak of . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #1119 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Mine either but I'm too old for the Cougars, and way to old for the 20 somethings Silly Squeak. You're assuming that all the women on here are either "Cougars" or "20 somethings"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1120 September 2, 2011 Quote wait... how is being a ninja a good thing. ninjas are stealthy & you never know they're there. So we're gonna have sex but I'm not gonna know? that doesnt sound like a good thing.... He's probably already had sex with you, but you weren't aware of this because you weren't present when it happened."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1121 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!! ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before.... +1 And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again If that's all it takes to bang a skychick, sign me up! Where's this glory thread you speak of? search the forums for "glory thread". You'll need a camera & some inspiration Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1122 September 2, 2011 Quote If that's all it takes to bang a skychick, sign me up! Where's this glory thread you speak of? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=320444"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #1123 September 2, 2011 ya' know, if you posted in the glory thread, you might get a shout out here. jus' sayin' its worked before.... +1 And the gauntlet is thrown down yet again If that's all it takes to bang a skychick, sign me up! Where's this glory thread you speak of? search the forums for "glory thread". You'll need a camera & some inspiration Sounds like WE have something to look forward to in the morning! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #1124 September 2, 2011 Quote Quote wait... how is being a ninja a good thing. ninjas are stealthy & you never know they're there. So we're gonna have sex but I'm not gonna know? that doesnt sound like a good thing.... He's probably already had sex with you, but you weren't aware of this because you weren't present when it happened. She just kept asking "is it in yet?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #1125 September 2, 2011 Quote Hmmm gonna need a lot of inspiration(and incentive)here... never posted anything like that on the internet. I think you should do it as apology for bailing on Tiki.Plus I could use some cheering up tonight. I just found my altimeter broken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
