DaGimp 0 #601 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote yeah our elustrious greenie has been sitting at 500 jumps since i met her in what....2003..... lol, I have not! I've even done 3 jumps this year. ME TOO....but whats your excuse living in FL....i just came off ACL surgery and live in NY = next week forcast is snow!!"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #602 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote I’m honestly very disappointed that not a single one of the….what 5 girls?....wants me! I guess no one told you that a skychick won't hook up with someone who has less jumps than she does. Since you're still a student...sucks to be you. Oh see...and here I thought I was just ugly! Now I feel much better! Would be nice to be tought though......always good to have a hot instructor. Be it on a bike, in the sack or other.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #603 April 17, 2009 How does an entire page of a thread intended to stimulate the fanciful pursuit of meaningless banging, get derailed by a discussion of snowboarding and torn menisci?! You should all be removed from whatever list(s) your fellow postwhores put you on! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #604 April 17, 2009 QuoteHow does an entire page of a thread intended to stimulate the fanciful pursuit of meaningless banging, get derailed by a discussion of snowboarding and torn menisci?! we are skydivers, we get easily distra......oooh shiney"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #605 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote How does an entire page of a thread intended to stimulate the fanciful pursuit of meaningless banging, get derailed by a discussion of snowboarding and torn menisci?! we are skydivers, we get easily distra......oooh shiney MUST HELP DAGIMP . . . CONCENTRATE Yes, Dearest Casie, I know he is married - but he is hopefully not DEAD.oh - ummm - prolly nsfw. Actually - definately nsfw.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #606 April 17, 2009 Damn it man.... that Gabrielle Lupin red head looks like trouble! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #607 April 17, 2009 Quote Damn it man.... that Gabrielle Lupin red head looks like trouble! Yep - there are several there that look like they are short too. Dora isn't half bad - and there are SO many others.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #608 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I’m honestly very disappointed that not a single one of the….what 5 girls?....wants me! I guess no one told you that a skychick won't hook up with someone who has less jumps than she does. Since you're still a student...sucks to be you. Oh see...and here I thought I was just ugly! Now I feel much better! Would be nice to be tought though......always good to have a hot instructor. Be it on a bike, in the sack or other. Not to mention you've only been around here for a little over a week. Nobody knows who the hell you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teigen 0 #609 April 17, 2009 I've been here for a little over 4 months! and even i aint hanging with the cool cats yet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #610 April 17, 2009 Quote I've been here for a little over 4 months! and even i aint hanging with the cool cats yet! Who do you consider the cool kids? I'll tell you if they're really cool or not. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #611 April 17, 2009 And yet you've managed to burn your bridges with HALF the skybabes already. Impressive!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #612 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote I've been here for a little over 4 months! and even i aint hanging with the cool cats yet! Who do you consider the cool kids? I'll tell you if they're really cool or not. Yeah, just ask her to send you a list of everyone she's banned, reprimanded or told to "fuck off." They're cool. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teigen 0 #613 April 17, 2009 I consider all the (read: nice) regulars who post on a daily basis and contribute to the boards, as Cool Cats! Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! But ill work on them.. Gotta convince them there is nothing like a rookie skydiver at his prime! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #614 April 17, 2009 Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #615 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. I got me a bottle of Everclear for this weekend. As for not getting mentioned don't worry about it Teigan. June will mark a year here for me and I still had to pretty much beg the girl that named me to do so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #616 April 17, 2009 Quote Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. Yet another classic Skymama sig line quote! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teigen 0 #617 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. Yet another classic Skymama sig line quote! Way ahead of you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #618 April 18, 2009 Some. Not all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #619 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I've been here for a little over 4 months! and even i aint hanging with the cool cats yet! Who do you consider the cool kids? I'll tell you if they're really cool or not. Yeah, just ask her to send you a list of everyone she's banned, reprimanded or told to "fuck off." They're cool. There are a couple flaws in your theory.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #620 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #621 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Oh yes! Even herself! Can a mod ban herself? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #622 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Oh yes! Even herself! Can a mod ban herself? Good question. Time to sit back and find out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #623 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Regarding all of the skybabe's i'll be missing out on. Its not like i would have a chance anyhow! Oh, just put a little alcohol in them and see how that works. Skychicks are pretty easy. I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Oh yes! Even herself! Can a mod ban herself? Good question. Time to sit back and find out. If she did hit the button to ban herself then who would fill in her position during the time she was not here. Who is her understudy? [Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #624 April 18, 2009 Quote I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Oh, I was just being cheeky. I want him to take my advice and then let us know how it works out! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #625 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote I think Skymama just PA'd every girl on this site. Oh, I was just being cheeky. I want him to take my advice and then let us know how it works out! Well, since you are so Cheeky today - you should have a coupe of glasses of wine and spank yourself. Yes - that is a wonderful Idea - you should punish your bottom severely!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites