Sebazz1 2 #276 October 2, 2003 I have two "CANCEL" stamps right now. I found one errantly laying on a desk in an empty office. So yeah it's cool have two Cancel stamps. I have two pretty nice staple removers right now. Both of them extract staples very cleanley with minimal damage to documents. It's cool ya know cause like I am not a really big fan of staples in the first place. I feel bad for the paper. So I feel like a liberator when extracting these painful staples from paper.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #277 October 2, 2003 wow! you have stamps...that's waaaayyy cool. i have no stamps. my new computer is the shiznit though.... i miss my label writer...my old boss wouldn't let me take it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #278 October 2, 2003 Is it cool if I have the cheapes calculator ever built? Wouldnt its coolness be in its simplicity? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #279 October 2, 2003 Oh yeah I have a couple of stamps... "Cancel" stamp "Original" stamp "Duplicate" stamp "Copy" stamp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #280 October 2, 2003 i want stamps dammit maybe i'll make some...did anyone ever make potato stamps when they were little? i did that at a camp once...carved shapes out of potatoes and made stamps...must have been a weird camp i went to... speaking of carving...it's almost halloween!!!!!!! we should get together and have a pumpkin carving party!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #281 October 2, 2003 I have canned air!! That provides good entertainment. Unfortunately it's non-flammable, but i still do other interesting experiments with it. Somtimes i even use it to clean my keyboard. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #282 October 2, 2003 two words electric stapler I'm the envy of the office, no more repetitive motion for me. Other people come over just to see it and once a day I provide a demonstration __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #283 October 2, 2003 Quote two words electric stapler I'm the envy of the office, no more repetitive motion for me. Other people come over just to see it and once a day I provide a demonstration We have one in the file room, but i don't have my own personal one. BTW, i think our 2 siglines go good together. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #284 October 2, 2003 I have a Sharpie 12-pack. A dozen glorious shades of Sharpie goodness. They are in their own Sharpie plastic case, and I don't have to share them with anyone else in the office. I am the only person here that has them. I feel special. I also have a color laser printer in my office. I can download pictures from the Internet... (like this one of Sebazz) and use my Sharpie pens to spiff it up a touch. See, look at those cool rabbit ears on him. I can also scan it and make color copies of my masterpiece without even leaving my office. I am the shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #285 October 2, 2003 I can't believe that this many people respond to a posting about how much we all love our office supplies. When we aren't in the air we are either dangerous to ourselves and others or so bored that we are almost pathetic. And I'm jealous beause all my office supplies are just functional - they aren't special at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #286 October 2, 2003 I really miss my Dell Soft Touch Keyboard! Ever since I moved up to be the Chief Watch Officer I've been without it... I even tried to steal it back once but it's USB and my switch box is PS2. Oh well, pretty soon I'll be home and be reunited with my Logitech wireless mouse and keyboard! Quote And I'm jealous beause all my office supplies are just functional - they aren't special at all. You're right, Wendy, this can't be healthy! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bat150 0 #287 October 2, 2003 I agree. This has to be one of the most incrediable wastes of time. Do any of your boss's know you spend this much time discussing the greatness of you pens and pencils? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #288 October 2, 2003 Quote i have a HUGE white board in my cube I don't even have a cube. Just a desk. I was thinking about getting a roll of colored tape, and making some "walls" and a "door" for my "office". You know, kinda "Les Nesman" from "WKRP" I like these "quotation-mark" thingies.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #289 October 2, 2003 Quote I agree. This has to be one of the most incrediable wastes of time. Do any of your boss's know you spend this much time discussing the greatness of you pens and pencils? Are you kidding me? Was "Moby Dick", "Atlas Shrugged", "Catcher in the Rye" or "To Kill a Mockingbird" wastes of time? This thread is a work of art! Seb is just a misunderstood artist, like so many before him. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gulaz 1 #290 October 2, 2003 Quote I have canned air!! ... Canned air is nothing. Where I work, we have some shit thats like compressed arctic. Its meant for removing gum from walls and stuff, you just spray it on, and break it off. Its fun, you can freeze pens and drop them, and they shatter... you can freeze plastic bottles and drop then and they shatter... you can freeze the cat and drop it and it shatters... all kinds of fun stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #291 October 2, 2003 Quote you can freeze the cat and drop it and it shatters... all kinds of fun stuff. Dude, can you mail it?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #292 October 2, 2003 I've got a TRUE stamp. He's called a file clerk. He's also my hole-puncher, stapler, staple remover and photocpy machine. Sometimes, I'll have a female copy clerk. They photocopy my motions, photocopy and tab my exhibits, and file everything away so they can easily find it. I've never had support staff before. They're great! I just sit behind the desk and think. Sometimes I have to sign things, though. The benefit is that the secretary takes it to me and has me sign it, then faxes and mails it away. I think my whole punch, stapler, staple remover, copy machine, and mailing machines are better than yours! I'll defend them to the end! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #293 October 2, 2003 Yes well my office supplies and tools are all inanimate but I like them nonetheless... There was a series of books by Piers Anthony called the Chronicles of Xanth I believe. And this one king in one of the books had the magical power to talk to inanimate objects. I wish I could talk to my three hole punch. I bet it's happy to be with me and nobody else. I can live with the fact that maybe it has been in others possesion before me but for now it's just "us." Now I'm off to pilfer some sign here tab dispensor thingy's. They are cool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #294 October 2, 2003 It's mindless discussions like these that almost make me want to get a normal job.... well... maybe not! But, my desk has a nudie calender, a wall of beer bottles and tap handles, we have "tastings" in the office, and beer in the fridge Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #295 October 2, 2003 Heck, Seb, we all have had relationships with those who have been "had" before. It doesn't mean we don't love each other. It just means that we know who treats each other best! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #296 October 2, 2003 Quote So yeah it's cool have two Cancel stamps. Quote Ok, now take some important piece of work. Stamp it cancel. Now use the other stamp to stamp 'cancel' over the first stamp. Send it out. Tell us what happens. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bat150 0 #297 October 2, 2003 My office has rigs and skydivers, cameras and helmets, altimiters and diters. I went for a jump in the middle of my day. But saddly no nudie pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PilotMike 0 #298 October 2, 2003 Quote Quote I have canned air!! ... Canned air is nothing. Where I work, we have some shit thats like compressed arctic. Its meant for removing gum from walls and stuff, you just spray it on, and break it off. Its fun, you can freeze pens and drop them, and they shatter... you can freeze plastic bottles and drop then and they shatter... you can freeze the cat and drop it and it shatters... all kinds of fun stuff. I want some! -------- Benefitting from the 'free capture of verticality.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #299 October 2, 2003 [full metaljacket voice] This is my three hole punch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. [/full metaljacket voice]---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #300 October 2, 2003 Quote I went for a jump in the middle of my day. jackass J/K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
