turtlespeed 220 #351 June 14, 2007 The stapler thread made me think of this - so I'll BUMP this to the top. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #352 June 14, 2007 Awesome! And I thought I was bored."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #353 June 17, 2007 This is my 3 hole punch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my 3 hole punch is useless. Without my 3 hole punch, I am useless. I must hole punch my 3 hole punch true. I must hole punch better than the coworker who is trying to outhole punch me. I must hole punch before he hole punch. I will. My 3 hole punch and I know that what counts in the office is not the papers we turn in, not the memo cover sheets we attach, or the projects we complete. We know that it is the hole punches that count. We will hole punch. My hole punch is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weakenesses, it's strengths, it's parts, it's accessories, it's catching tray, and it's levers. I will keep my 3 hole punch clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before God I swear this creed. My 3 hole punch and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our coworkers. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no unpunched paper.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #354 October 3, 2007 The best part about the three hole punch is all the free confetti.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #355 November 26, 2007 Quote This is my 3 hole punch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my 3 hole punch is useless. Without my 3 hole punch, I am useless. I must hole punch my 3 hole punch true. I must hole punch better than the coworker who is trying to outhole punch me. I must hole punch before he hole punch. I will. My 3 hole punch and I know that what counts in the office is not the papers we turn in, not the memo cover sheets we attach, or the projects we complete. We know that it is the hole punches that count. We will hole punch. My hole punch is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weakenesses, it's strengths, it's parts, it's accessories, it's catching tray, and it's levers. I will keep my 3 hole punch clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before God I swear this creed. My 3 hole punch and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our coworkers. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no unpunched paper. d00d.................................................yer scarin' me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #356 November 26, 2007 Quote Every time this thread pops up like a 50 jump freeflyer, it makes me laugh. This has been around for a LONG time. That's my new favorite simile. Somehow I managed to miss it in previous readings of this thread."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #358 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote This is my 3 hole punch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my 3 hole punch is useless. Without my 3 hole punch, I am useless. I must hole punch my 3 hole punch true. I must hole punch better than the coworker who is trying to outhole punch me. I must hole punch before he hole punch. I will. My 3 hole punch and I know that what counts in the office is not the papers we turn in, not the memo cover sheets we attach, or the projects we complete. We know that it is the hole punches that count. We will hole punch. My hole punch is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weakenesses, it's strengths, it's parts, it's accessories, it's catching tray, and it's levers. I will keep my 3 hole punch clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before God I swear this creed. My 3 hole punch and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our coworkers. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no unpunched paper. d00d.................................................yer scarin' me! At least I took down my last avatar!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #359 November 27, 2007 Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #360 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #361 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again??? not who - WHAT - and the answer is " changing your avatar."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #362 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again??? not who - WHAT - and the answer is " changing your avatar." As soon as twardo dies, I'll change it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #363 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again??? not who - WHAT - and the answer is " changing your avatar." As soon as twardo dies, I'll change it. Hold yer breath there skippy...I'll be pissin' on your grave long before that! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #364 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again??? not who - WHAT - and the answer is " changing your avatar." As soon as twardo dies, I'll change it. Hold yer breath there skippy...I'll be pissin' on your grave long before that! That is a VERY disturbing image - and wrong on so many levels . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #365 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote At least I took down my last avatar! Which needs doing again. Who needs doing again??? not who - WHAT - and the answer is " changing your avatar." As soon as twardo dies, I'll change it. Hold yer breath there skippy...I'll be pissin' on your grave long before that! Can't... I'm busy smokin!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #366 March 6, 2008 Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #367 March 6, 2008 That is some serious competition to sebazz's 3hole punch. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #368 March 6, 2008 Quote That is some serious competition to sebazz's 3hole punch. I hit a 40ish page document with it today and it was like pushing a hot knife through butter. The holes were perfect little tunnels, straight and true. Gotta be careful to read the warnings first though...hole punching can apparently be quite hazardous. I'd post the close-up of that, but it turned out a little blurry. I shall try again tomorrow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #369 March 6, 2008 This thread has always been one one of my favorites on Dizzie.Com. Probably because I use the same hole punch daily working with documents and binders at work. Thread is now dead for another year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #370 March 6, 2008 I love my paperweight. You'll never punch holes in the paper under my paperweight, for my paperweight is the fierce guardian of my papers sworn to protect them at any cost. Not a strong blow from the A/C vent above, nor the threat of a desk fan is capable of whisking away the paper from underneath the safety of my paperweight. My paperweight has my name engraved on the bottom so don't even think about stealing it. There is no other paperweight like mine in the world. I don't even have to guard it with my life because my paperweight is its own convoy--the strong little watchman of my documents.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #371 March 6, 2008 I must say, this is some serious 3 hole punch action. But with that said, it has a little too much of an industrial feel to it. Its like the 80's craze of industrial lofts with no bathroom. They look good from afar, but would you bring a date to it. So Dave, would you bring a date to your 3 hole punch?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #372 March 6, 2008 Quote This thread has always been one one of my favorites on Dizzie.Com. Mine too, but I've been extremely hesitant to post to it, given my thread-killing tendencies. However, I think it has now reached "juggernaut" status, which means nothing short of a direct nuclear strike will destroy it. Or a half-pound of pressure from sangiro's fingertip. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #373 March 6, 2008 I'd never read it before today. I have to agree with the consensus--one of the best thread's ever! The first post, steve1's paper-shredder post, and Sunny's canned-air posts are my favorite. I realize I'm Jamie-came-lately here, but I couldn't bare for this thread to go down in history without my contribution. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #374 March 6, 2008 Yes - yes - good thread . . . BTW what kind of food is that in your avatar?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #375 March 6, 2008 You know I'm kind of fond of my stamper. Its an Ideal 200 that works quickly and accurately every time and no need to use an ink pad.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
