Tuna-Salad 0 #26 April 2, 2014 JohnMitchell *** HE NEVER GOT LAID using this trick. Chicks aren't impressed if you skydive. If that's all the game he had, I'm not surprised.Women like men with a sense of humor. . .. And are tall and good looking.And money....Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 April 3, 2014 diablopilot Quote Women like men with a sense of humor. . .. And are tall and good looking ***Being a tad bit more mentally mature than a 13 year old helps too. Quote If I had to go it with MY charm & personality alone ~ ~ That's exactly what I'd be ~ ~ ~ ALONE! I'm fucked. The Harley makes ya look taller! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #28 April 3, 2014 Tuna-Salad And money.... All those years of them talking about that bulge in the pants, I never knew they were looking at the wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 April 3, 2014 JohnMitchell *** And money.... All those years of them talking about that bulge in the pants, I never knew they were looking at the wallet.BTW,,,the potato goes in the FRONT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #30 April 3, 2014 Love that joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guru312 0 #31 April 3, 2014 airtwardo ****** And money.... All those years of them talking about that bulge in the pants, I never knew they were looking at the wallet.BTW,,,the potato goes in the FRONT! You are one funny friggin' guy!...and master of the one-line retort. Thank you!Guru312 I am not DB Cooper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #32 April 3, 2014 Guru312 You are one funny friggin' guy!...and master of the one-line retort. Thank you! It's not like the old days, when he could handle doing two lines.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katzas 1 #33 April 3, 2014 OH hell--it seems that one tandem jump (as the passenger) qualifies the super cool to call themselves skydivers. Probably works as well with duhhhhhhhhh chicks as if you had a D and a few thousand freefalls. Good luck. Use a condom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joellercoaster 6 #34 April 3, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM-- "I'll tell you how all skydivers are judged, . They are judged by the laws of physics." - kkeenan "You jump out, pull the string and either live or die. What's there to be good at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kat4821 0 #35 April 4, 2014 katzas OH hell--it seems that one tandem jump (as the passenger) qualifies the super cool to call themselves skydivers. Probably works as well with duhhhhhhhhh chicks as if you had a D and a few thousand freefalls. Good luck. Use a condom. So how would said conversation go in order to be able to use said condom? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
