BillyVance 34 #26 April 2, 2014 promise5 Hhhhmmmm I don't see a denial in calling me fat!!! I am truly hurt!!!! Tell you what, if you look up Shah269's old posts, you'll understand where I'm coming from with the joke."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 April 2, 2014 BillyVance ***Hhhhmmmm I don't see a denial in calling me fat!!! I am truly hurt!!!! Tell you what, if you look up Shah269's old posts, you'll understand where I'm coming from with the joke. face palm.Do you hear the sound of suction?You got sucked in - Oh wait - you - um - yeah . . . I guess it "Snuck" up on ya, huh?I still think she protests too much for it not to be an insecurity.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #28 April 2, 2014 Billy, that was just WAY to easy!!!! April fools!!! As far as Shah I was going for sarcasmNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #29 April 2, 2014 You're calling me insecure????!!!!!!!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 April 2, 2014 promise5 You're calling me insecure????!!!!!!!! Noooo - Nooooo. Noooooo. I was just being facetious. Please Madam . . . . . . Please forgive me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #31 April 2, 2014 Promise to never touch my toes and I'll forgive you!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 April 2, 2014 promise5 Billy, that was just WAY to easy!!!! April fools!!! As far as Shah I was going for sarcasm LMAO well you got me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #33 April 2, 2014 BillyVance ***Billy, that was just WAY to easy!!!! April fools!!! As far as Shah I was going for sarcasm LMAO well you got me. I couldn't resist !!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 April 2, 2014 I will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #35 April 2, 2014 ***BillyVanceI will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history.Quote This thread is quickly becoming ..... Sick and TwistedLife is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 60 #36 April 2, 2014 Holy crap, I go away for a few hours, and the BF falls apart. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #37 April 2, 2014 BillyVanceI will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest [brown]shit[/brown] ever in DZ.com history. Yeah....... way to much [brown]shit[/brown] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Krip 2 #38 April 2, 2014 Way to go dude, had me fooledAnd I was born in mayI'm still One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #39 April 2, 2014 BillyVanceI will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guineapiggie101 0 #40 April 2, 2014 Wow!!! That's an eyeful right there. Actually I miss seeing his posts on here. He was great for shits and grins. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Krip 2 #41 April 2, 2014 guineapiggie101 Wow!!! That's an eyeful right there. Actually I miss seeing his posts on here. He was great for shits and grins. :) Feel free to lurk his other websights, that way you won't miss your shits and grins.sounds like #2 is doing a lot of jumping One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 April 2, 2014 Amazon ***I will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 Quote ...if a womans ass is bigger than two handfuls....she better be packing some banging tits or be easy! Thank God I still have a chance!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 April 2, 2014 Amazon ***I will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 He claims to be seeing someone but his last log in was yesterday? Did anyone read the things he wrote to potential dates? What kind of woman would even waste her precious time meeting for a drink? No one of quality can be that desperate. Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Southern_Man 0 #44 April 2, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. I quit from the frustration of online dating. Then I met a nice lady at the dropzone There's hope for all of us "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 April 2, 2014 Southern_Man *** Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. I quit from the frustration of online dating. Then I met a nice lady at the dropzone There's hope for all of us Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Southern_Man 0 #46 April 2, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. She's not AT my DZ. She only came out for a couple tandems."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 April 2, 2014 And speaking of OKCupid.com..... http://nypost.com/2014/04/02/gals-okcupid-date-from-hell-followed-and-stole-her-phone/ Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 April 2, 2014 Southern_Man *** Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. She's not AT my DZ. She only came out for a couple tandems. That's even better. I'm glad you've met a nice girl! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 April 2, 2014 OK, kids, It's April 2nd now. No need to keep this thread open. I know...wah, wah...Skymama's a big meanie. Like I haven't heard that before. 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oldwomanc6 60 #36 April 2, 2014 Holy crap, I go away for a few hours, and the BF falls apart. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #37 April 2, 2014 BillyVanceI will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest [brown]shit[/brown] ever in DZ.com history. Yeah....... way to much [brown]shit[/brown] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #38 April 2, 2014 Way to go dude, had me fooledAnd I was born in mayI'm still One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 April 2, 2014 BillyVanceI will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #40 April 2, 2014 Wow!!! That's an eyeful right there. Actually I miss seeing his posts on here. He was great for shits and grins. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #41 April 2, 2014 guineapiggie101 Wow!!! That's an eyeful right there. Actually I miss seeing his posts on here. He was great for shits and grins. :) Feel free to lurk his other websights, that way you won't miss your shits and grins.sounds like #2 is doing a lot of jumping One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 April 2, 2014 Amazon ***I will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 Quote ...if a womans ass is bigger than two handfuls....she better be packing some banging tits or be easy! Thank God I still have a chance!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 April 2, 2014 Amazon ***I will say this though, I want Walt Appel back a lot more than Shah269 Damn I miss Walt's posts. Some of the funniest shit ever in DZ.com history. Easily searchable http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shah269/ http://2.instant.okcupid.com/forum?tid=10056176202912308701 http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=700662 http://x3.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743433 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=821625 He claims to be seeing someone but his last log in was yesterday? Did anyone read the things he wrote to potential dates? What kind of woman would even waste her precious time meeting for a drink? No one of quality can be that desperate. Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #44 April 2, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. I quit from the frustration of online dating. Then I met a nice lady at the dropzone There's hope for all of us "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 April 2, 2014 Southern_Man *** Dealing with online freaks and their wanting a VS model when they aren't CK model material themselves (just read that somewhere) is totally draining and is why I've given up and no longer actively try to meet anyone. It's just too exhausting to weed out the douche bags. Ain't nobody got time for that. If it's meant to be it'll happen somewhere, somehow, someway, just not from a dating website. I quit from the frustration of online dating. Then I met a nice lady at the dropzone There's hope for all of us Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #46 April 2, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. She's not AT my DZ. She only came out for a couple tandems."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 April 2, 2014 And speaking of OKCupid.com..... http://nypost.com/2014/04/02/gals-okcupid-date-from-hell-followed-and-stole-her-phone/ Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 April 2, 2014 Southern_Man *** Aww!! That's awesome!! It's nice to see a guy chime in about that!! I wouldn't date anyone from my dz. I've seen too much drama. She's not AT my DZ. She only came out for a couple tandems. That's even better. I'm glad you've met a nice girl! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #49 April 2, 2014 OK, kids, It's April 2nd now. No need to keep this thread open. I know...wah, wah...Skymama's a big meanie. Like I haven't heard that before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites