Men no longer needed.

[akarunway 1]

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/05/scientists-build-orgasm-machine-for-women/

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[turtlespeed 221]

akarunway

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/05/scientists-build-orgasm-machine-for-women/

Hmmm.

Permanently implanted BOB.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[grue 1]

Ladies, when it comes to triggering your orgasms on command, the important differences between me and that machine are that I don't cost money to have inside of you, and I can cook.

cavete terrae.

[turtlespeed 221]

grue

Ladies, when it comes to triggering your orgasms on command, the important differences between me and that machine are that I don't cost money to have inside of you, and I can cook.

Heh - I do that AND give fre massages and foot rubs. Mind your toes . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ryoder 1,590]

It's much smaller than Woody Allen predicted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[oldwomanc6 52]

ryoder

It's much smaller

Maybe that's why men aren't going to be needed.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[davjohns 1]

"Slightly smaller than a pack of cigarettes" sounds like a large device to place in the body to me. Could it be concealed in breast implants? Good place to put the switch, too.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I don't think an orgasm is worth screwing around with my spinal column in surgery.

And hey, don't all of you guys have wives/girlfriends?

Always be kinder than you feel.

[kcjen24 0]

grue

Ladies, when it comes to triggering your orgasms on command, the important differences between me and that machine are that I don't cost money to have inside of you, and I can cook.

But the real question... do you leave the toilet seat up?

[swisschris62 0]

When my wife leaves the seat down it gets all wet everytime the dog drinks from the toilet.
Wouldn't it just be better if we left them up all the time? This way when your drunk friends come over they won't pee on the seat either.

[BillyVance 34]

akarunway

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/05/scientists-build-orgasm-machine-for-women/

If they do this, I expect increased business for say these products. They're built to your exact specifications, don't bitch at you, don't sag over the years, and you dress them however you want and they don't complain. NSFW www.realdoll.com

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

BillyVance

***http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/05/scientists-build-orgasm-machine-for-women/

If they do this, I expect increased business for say these products. They're built to your exact specifications, don't bitch at you, don't sag over the years, and you dress them however you want and they don't complain. NSFW www.realdoll.com



OMG they have male dolls as well! I've heard of the women dolls but not the male ones. Sorry, but they're creepy as hell!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[davjohns 1]

This should be connected to the thread that asked how loud a woman should be. I'm just not entirely sure how to make the connection. There's a great joke just waiting there for me...but I can't find it.

Damn.

Yeah. The dolls are a bit creepy. Plus, I need feedback.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[theonlyski 8]

Only a matter of time before the remotes get hacked and guys get ahold of them.

Could make for some interesting meetings!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[ryoder 1,590]

theonlyski

Only a matter of time before the remotes get hacked and guys get ahold of them.

Could make for some interesting meetings!

Or evening dinners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckP3Qn4J8Y

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[theonlyski 8]

True.

If it's installed and always active, then it would be more surprising than that clip, cause she knew she was wearing the panties... Give her a few months of only using it when she needed it, it would probably be a bit more of a surprise.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[rifleman 70]

Already available:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22202

the wife and I use it when we go out for the evening. I have control of the remote and use it at strategic points during the evening.

Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation

[Arvoitus 1]

I though the device was called sybian.

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[davjohns 1]

rifleman

Already available:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22202

the wife and I use it when we go out for the evening. I have control of the remote and use it at strategic points during the evening.

You are my hero for the day.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[baronn 111]

We have become a society of not in control anymore. Men's erection's need help. The size isn't big enough anymore. Women need a device to achieve an orgasm. How did our Grandparents ever mange to procreate?

[BillyVance 34]

baronn

We have become a society of not in control anymore. Men's erection's need help. The size isn't big enough anymore. Women need a device to achieve an orgasm. How did our Grandparents ever mange to procreate?

Our grandparents were old school. They usually did it the old fashioned way. The man poked her and got his O and then went to sleep, leaving her unsatisfied.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban