grue 1 #1 January 23, 2014 The Tree of Life: I love Terrence Malick, but sweet baby jesus what the fuck was this? It was beautifully shot, but that's all it had going for it. Total Recall remake: I'm easy to please when it comes to brainless action movies, but not even Kate Beckinsale's ass in tight pants could save this tripe. The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford: Some of it was very pretty, but it was exceptionally tedious. It really needed someone with a substantially shorter attention span in the edit bay.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 January 23, 2014 Don Jon sucked IMHO.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 January 23, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Don Jon sucked IMHO. Oh dang, I wanna watch that because it has Scarlett in it cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 January 23, 2014 grue ***Don Jon sucked IMHO. Oh dang, I wanna watch that because it has Scarlett in it Her boobs are great in the movie. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 January 24, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Don Jon sucked IMHO. I enjoyed it. Then again, I don't live in Jersey. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 January 24, 2014 NWFlyer ***Don Jon sucked IMHO. I enjoyed it. Then again, I don't live in Jersey. That's what drove me nuts about it. I can't stand the Northern New Jersey/New York thing. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #7 January 24, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ******Don Jon sucked IMHO. I enjoyed it. Then again, I don't live in Jersey. That's what drove me nuts about it. I can't stand the Northern New Jersey/New York thing. What thing is that? The Smell?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #8 January 24, 2014 The Grey. What a load of depressing b*llocksNever try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 January 24, 2014 Stumpy The Grey. What a load of depressing b*llocks That was not a happy movie The song used at the end is one of my favorite recent pieces, though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8W44OvV8mQcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 January 24, 2014 turtlespeed *********Don Jon sucked IMHO. I enjoyed it. Then again, I don't live in Jersey. That's what drove me nuts about it. I can't stand the Northern New Jersey/New York thing. What thing is that? The Smell?The only time it smells is when you're on the New Jersey Turnpike going through Elizabeth. As for the movie, I can't stand the stereotypical overbearing family, loud Italian Catholic bullshit and the way Italian mother's baby their sons.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #11 January 24, 2014 Identity Thief. I love Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy, but that was one of the most unpleasant, truly shitty movies I've ever watched. It sucked HARD!Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #12 January 24, 2014 Any movie with Will Ferrell.. that guy needs to be drugged and placed on an island somewhere... ANNOYING !!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #14 January 24, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ************Don Jon sucked IMHO. I enjoyed it. Then again, I don't live in Jersey. That's what drove me nuts about it. I can't stand the Northern New Jersey/New York thing. What thing is that? The Smell?The only time it smells is when you're on the New Jersey Turnpike going through Elizabeth. As for the movie, I can't stand the stereotypical overbearing family, loud Italian Catholic bullshit and the way Italian mother's baby their sons. I haven't seen the movie, but that pretty much describes my in-laws (minus the Italian part) I've learned to love them, but jeez it's overwhelming when we visit. Movies that I loathed: Both Hunger Games movies Pain and Gain Hyde Park on Hudson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 January 24, 2014 Phillbo Any movie with Will Ferrell.. that guy needs to be drugged and placed on an island somewhere... ANNOYING !!!!! He is annoying. But the movie Talladega Nights was hilarious. Then again, so was Borat, even if it was like watching a train wreck, so awesomely bad you couldn't look away awestruck at the shit that dude did. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #16 January 24, 2014 I almost wet myself watching Borat, then Bruno made me want to beat two hours out of Sacha Baron Cohen. More recently, This is The End was disappointing other than Danny McBrides tirades. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GAjumper84 0 #17 January 24, 2014 Killing season. Who knew a movie with Robert Deniro and John Travolta could be truly that horrible? And whoever cast John Travolta as a Serbian should never be able to work in films again. Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #18 January 24, 2014 Cowboys & Aliens scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #19 January 24, 2014 PhillboAny movie with Will Ferrell.. that guy needs to be drugged and placed on an island somewhere... ANNOYING !!!!! DING DING DING DING! WE have a winner!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #20 January 24, 2014 Dropzone.com the Movie Someone once told me that there should be a remake, but I haven't seen anything much about it. Hi Sunny.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 January 24, 2014 turtlespeed Dropzone.com the Movie Someone once told me that there should be a remake, but I haven't seen anything much about it. Hi Sunny. With maybe Samuel L Jackson in Wesley Snipes' role? I'd watch that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #22 January 25, 2014 Great Gatsby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 January 25, 2014 BillyVance ***Dropzone.com the Movie Someone once told me that there should be a remake, but I haven't seen anything much about it. Hi Sunny. With maybe Samuel L Jackson in Wesley Snipes' role? I'd watch that. "Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking farts on this mother fucking plane! Everybody strap in. We're about to open some windows.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #24 January 25, 2014 Just watched Due Date. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231583/?ref_=nv_sr_1 I'd like my 95 minutes back please. Zack Galawhateverthefuck is a one trick pony. He was funny in Hangover. Someone needs to tell him his 15 mins are up.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #25 January 25, 2014 Pretty much any 'remake' (not seen Walter Mitty yet though) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
