davjohns 1 #26 January 31, 2014 UnderwearI know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 January 31, 2014 ryoder***Do you do any form of cooking? Or is all your food take out and TV dinners? TV dinners? HELL, no! Vegetables cook just fine in a covered glass casserole dish with 1/2" water in the bottom. You need a woman to cook you amazing meals!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #28 January 31, 2014 My mother and paternal grandmother are better cooks than me. Those are the only women I have known that could out-perform me in the kitchen.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #29 January 31, 2014 Is your hair curly, too?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #30 January 31, 2014 Twin Otter Lear (or other personal) jet Helicopter But I do have a garlic press. And I have a hair comb somewhere, but I havent seen it in a while.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlanetLander 0 #31 January 31, 2014 Wallet.Too many sharks in the gene pool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #32 January 31, 2014 I wonder where the radiation you're tasting is coming from. I'd check the food source. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #33 January 31, 2014 those "packing mats" specifically for the rig. wtf? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #34 January 31, 2014 shropshire Penis enlarger Isn't that Mrs Shroppy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justme12001 0 #35 January 31, 2014 Not really an everyday object, but......I don't chew gum, just don't like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #36 January 31, 2014 MikeJD ***Penis enlarger Isn't that Mrs Shroppy? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,407 #37 January 31, 2014 It's coming from the microwave. I won't use them either. I make tea & honey every night and use an old-fashioned tea kettle. http://www.fda.gov/radiation-emittingproducts/resourcesforyouradiationemittingproducts/ucm252762.htmNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 February 1, 2014 MikeJD ***Penis enlarger Isn't that Mrs Shroppy? DOODE! Do you even know his mom?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #39 February 1, 2014 Lots of things I don't own (and I'm perfectly happy not to have them)... - TV - microwave - oven - dishwasher - washing machine - microwave - car - heating in my house (although after 2+ years I finally bought a small electric heater... I have yet to use it) - kettle - bicycle I'm sure there is more I just haven't thought of... ETA... Ha ha ha!! Just realised I put microwave twice... Perhaps I *do* secretly wish I had it!! Although to be honest, if I would change just one thing it would be to get a washing machine... Taking your clothes to the laundromat is actually pretty annoying..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #40 February 1, 2014 Quote I wonder where the radiation you're tasting is coming from. I'd check the food source. That's why I specifically said "It's like I can taste the radiation". And not "It has a slight nuclear aftertaste.......and sometimes causes sores inside my mouth. " Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #41 February 2, 2014 Microwave - one came with the apartment and the only thing I've ever used it for is for heating sake.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morrison79 0 #42 February 2, 2014 Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 February 2, 2014 Morrison79 Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I ever have any on me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #44 February 2, 2014 turtlespeed ***Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I ever have any on me.Hell that reminds me of my favorite opening line with woman. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 February 2, 2014 david3 ******Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I ever have any on me.Hell that reminds me of my favorite opening line with woman. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Yeah, but after the rufie haze, how would she know?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #46 February 2, 2014 turtlespeed ***Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I ever have any on me.Well if the girls think you need it, they can just bring their own."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 333 #47 February 2, 2014 turtlespeed ***Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I never have any on me.FIFY See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 February 2, 2014 TriGirl ******Cash, it is rare that I ever have any cash on me. It all goes on the card. Chloroform . . . It is rare that I never have any on me.FIFY HEY! That incident has been expunged. And you are on a gag order regarding the circumstances.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites