ryoder 1,590 #1 December 28, 2013 http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986 I think the X-ray is female. Any medical people want to chime in?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 December 28, 2013 ryoder http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986 I think the X-ray is female. Any medical people want to chime in? Quote SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–"IT'S STILL ON" OMG.... I'd rather die of whatever the hell you die of when things get stuck up there than go to the hospital and show my face and give them my name. Oh hell no. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #3 December 28, 2013 Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 28, 2013 promise5 Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. You really think I'd try to lead you astray?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 December 28, 2013 ryoder ***Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. You really think I'd try to lead you astray?Run, Promise, run!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #6 December 28, 2013 promise5Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 December 28, 2013 mjosparky ***Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. Sparky Like the guy in his late 80's that called and was VERY proud of his "package". Yeah I let the guys handle that one I just kept my eyes on his face. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 December 28, 2013 I have a jumper friend who's an ER doc. He's got some hilarious "what I pulled out of people's butts and what they claimed" stories. I just grab a beer and laugh. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 December 28, 2013 I just have to get them to the ER and let them take care of it. Better? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 December 28, 2013 promise5 I just have to get them to the ER and let then handle it. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 December 29, 2013 mjosparky ***Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. Sparky Only one thing to say . . . "Pain Olympics"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #12 December 29, 2013 mjosparky***Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. Sparky I'm hoping I'll get to see "interesting sight".No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 December 29, 2013 promise5 ******Read the title and decided there are things I just don't need to know about. If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. Sparky I'm hoping I'll get to see "interesting sight". NOW the truth comes out about why she chose an EMS/FF career!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #14 December 29, 2013 Lol yeah I haven't seen anything close to that yet.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 December 29, 2013 promise5 Lol yeah I haven't seen anything close to that yet. There's NOTHING like that around here. Not my type anyway. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #16 December 29, 2013 My favourite comment on that page... Quote I refuse to look at the penis list because that shit will give me more phantom pains than a slow motion replay of someone getting their knee destroyed in a football game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 December 29, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Lol yeah I haven't seen anything close to that yet. There's NOTHING like that around here. Not my type anyway. Your state doesn't have a Firefighter Calendar???http://cofirefightercalendar.org/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 December 29, 2013 ryoder ******Lol yeah I haven't seen anything close to that yet. There's NOTHING like that around here. Not my type anyway. Your state doesn't have a Firefighter Calendar???http://cofirefightercalendar.org/ I honestly don't know. I'm not into firefighters so I probably wouldn't even look at it. Yeah, I'm weird like that. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #19 December 30, 2013 Ummmm....WTF!!! Penis: PENIS PLUG 20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS DICE FISHTANK AIRHOSE ANTENNA SEWING NEEDLE BB PELLET "WIDE WOODEN DOWEL" NAIL PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS WIRE MARBLE EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES" What the hell's a 'penis plug'? An antenna? Was he getting bad reception? I don't even know what to say about the marble. What is wrong with these people?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 December 30, 2013 davjohns Ummmm....WTF!!! Penis: PENIS PLUG 20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS DICE FISHTANK AIRHOSE ANTENNA SEWING NEEDLE BB PELLET "WIDE WOODEN DOWEL" NAIL PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS WIRE MARBLE EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES" "Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 December 30, 2013 I'm kind of surprised no gerbils made the list. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
