skymama 37 #1 December 27, 2013 Yep, Normiss asked me to marry him. We did "meet" on dz.com in 2006, but I think I'm exempt from pimp fees since I'm a Mod. Right? Oh, and I said yes. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #2 December 27, 2013 I don't think there is a Mod Exemption for pimp fees. Pay up! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 December 27, 2013 But I work for free! There's gotta be some sort of exemption!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #4 December 27, 2013 Union bylaws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #5 December 27, 2013 skymama Yep, Normiss asked me to marry him. We did "meet" on dz.com in 2006, but I think I'm exempt from pimp fees since I'm a Mod. Right? Oh, and I said yes. Congrats you two! Yes, you should still pay up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1220 0 #6 December 27, 2013 Congrats to you both!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 December 27, 2013 THAT is the most wonderful news I've heard in a long time!! Congratulations to you both!! You're so lucky to have found each other!! I'm sooooo happy for you both!! Ahhhh.... LOVE IT!! YAY!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 December 27, 2013 Congratulations!But doesn't it set a bad example for the minions, if even the mods won't pay pimp fees? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #9 December 27, 2013 Congratulations! I'd say many happy returns, but somehow that doesn't feel right. And I'll say that while you should offer to pay pimp fees, HH should refuse to accept them due to your long and selfless service. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #10 December 27, 2013 Congratulation!!!!!! Post pics of the happy day when you have it!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 December 27, 2013 OK, Mark can pay...I still think I'm exempt from my 11 years of service! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #12 December 27, 2013 Jerry didn't pay his pimp fees. Congratulations! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 December 27, 2013 Are these "pimp fees" theoretical or cold, hard cash? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #14 December 27, 2013 Congratulaions Skymama!"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #15 December 27, 2013 Congrats!!! Nice try on the exception but, no. Not a chance. Pimp fees are due! HH, Break out the fork! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 December 27, 2013 We are so happy for the two of you. Congratulations to you both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #17 December 27, 2013 Congratulations to both of you. If it turns out you owe Pimp fees, I will pay them for you. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AimeeCat 0 #18 December 27, 2013 Congratulations! At the beginning of a beautiful journey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 December 27, 2013 Quote Congratulations to both of you. If it turns out you owe Pimp fees, I will pay them for you. Aw, Sparky, you're a sweetheart! Thanks to everyone for your well wishes. It took us 7 years to get to this point, we are committed to making our relationship last since we've already worked so hard on it.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 December 27, 2013 BTW the pimp fees should be paid as a massive DZ.COM party (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #21 December 27, 2013 Congrats! I was going to suggest you set-up things on Kickstarter for folks to pay your pimp fee, but since Sparky said he'll pay the whole thing... Anyway, will it be a Skydiving wedding? Possibly a formation load? Groom, Bride and wedding party in the lead plane? Friends of the bride in the left trail plane(s) and friends of the groom in the right trail plane(s)? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #22 December 27, 2013 Congrats! I vote we waive the pimp fee so they can pay for their wedding load! ____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #23 December 27, 2013 Whooohoooo Green Wedding.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divalent 131 #24 December 27, 2013 shropshire BTW the pimp fees should be paid as a massive DZ.COM party Ya. Maybe at Fitz? (PS: Congrats!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 December 27, 2013 Remster Whooohoooo Green Wedding.... Now get Billy Idol to sing that at the wedding. "Green wedding..." Congratulations Mark and Andrea! So next time I see you I'll call you Mrs Normiss. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites