FlyingRhenquest 1 #26 November 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Be killed at the first intersection. Ouchies! Wasn't expecting that! No one ever is!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #27 November 22, 2013 ryoder I'm thinking riding my motorcycle would get some interesting reactions. I would somehow secure a skeleton on the bike in front of me then go for a spin.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #28 November 22, 2013 Quote I would somehow secure a skeleton on the bike in front of me then go for a spin. Oh, how I wish I could have thought of that first!!!Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #29 November 22, 2013 Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #30 November 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/508/superpowers-2013?act=1#play I'm running my laptop in Safe Mode and can't listen to this right now. There is a popular comic book fan cocktail party question of what super power would you rather have; flight or invisibility? John Hodgeman gives his take on it, but his analysis isn't exactly unique. A number of people have come to the same conclusion. Still, anyone not completely familiar with the idea should probably hear it as should anyone who is a fan of Hodgeman.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #31 November 22, 2013 Listening now, but this is weird hearing John Hodgeman not making any dry wisecracks."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #32 November 22, 2013 I think I would go to my knucklehead family's (sibs and mom) Christmas celebration and watch (and listen) and mess with them for a change. . Barring that, I'd go to skymama's Christmas celebration. Or her brother's house and mess with the SIL. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #33 November 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ..... all of my invisible doings would be self serving and non-charitable.... I had not even considered that their might be other, more noble uses for invisibility. (what a waste!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buff 0 #34 November 22, 2013 I'd go fuck with John Malkovich It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #35 November 22, 2013 buff I'd go fuck with John Malkovich I'd go fuck with Stevie Wonder.Oh, wait..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #36 November 22, 2013 quade There is a popular comic book fan cocktail party question of what super power would you rather have; flight or invisibility? Well, flight, of course. So I'd be flying like Superman and saying "Hey, look at me, I'm like a super hero!" That shit wouldn't make sense if you were invisible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #37 November 22, 2013 JohnMitchell *** There is a popular comic book fan cocktail party question of what super power would you rather have; flight or invisibility? Well, flight, of course. So I'd be flying like Superman and saying "Hey, look at me, I'm like a super hero!" That shit wouldn't make sense if you were invisible. They'd just look around and be confused. Waste of a Superpower, if you ask me. Flight is so much more fun. After the first 24 hrs. spying on people would get boring, anyway. Nobody's that interesting. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #38 November 22, 2013 So Superman's talking to Jimmy Olsen one day, saying he'd been flying around and spotted Wonder Woman on top of a tall building, naked as could be, getting some sun. He said he got a Super Boner, so he went flying down and swooped right in between her knees. Jimmy Olsen said "Boy, I be Wonder Woman was really surprised." Superman said "Not nearly as much as The Invisible Man!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #39 November 22, 2013 lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 November 22, 2013 oldwomanc6 I think I would go to my knucklehead family's (sibs and mom) Christmas celebration and watch (and listen) and mess with them for a change. . Barring that, I'd go to skymama's Christmas celebration. Or her brother's house and mess with the SIL. As I as reading your first paragraph I starting thinking of what you said in your second paragraph except I was thinking of going to the church Skymama's SIL was attending and messing with her during Mass. Freak her out so she gets her butt back to Skymama's parent's house tout suite!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #41 November 22, 2013 oh,,oh,,, i need that for my dogs,,,what system do you use ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #42 November 22, 2013 Create world peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 November 22, 2013 jumpwally oh,,oh,,, i need that for my dogs,,,what system do you use ? Never tell what security system you use!! But it is a private system created just for me. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 November 22, 2013 I would walk into a Southern Baptist church in the middle of service and write "I LIVE" on the pulpit. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 November 22, 2013 turtlespeed I would walk into a Southern Baptist church in the middle of service and write "I LIVE" on the pulpit. I really LOLd when I read that one!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #46 November 22, 2013 I was just thinking there's some cell phone and Internet connections of a couple of people I'd like to disable for a few days so they'll stop bugging me with idiotic BS. Was last night the full moon? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #47 November 22, 2013 turtlespeed I would walk into a Southern Baptist church in the middle of service and write "I LIVE" on the pulpit. Oh, man! You just gave me an idea! Think of the money you could make renting your services to "psychics" to spice up their performances!Magicians could also be a lucrative source of revenue."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 November 22, 2013 wildcard451 You. Reminds me I need to change my text ringtone back to something that makes me laugh. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 November 24, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***You. Reminds me I need to change my text ringtone back to something that makes me laugh. What is it now? the the Michael Meyers Theme Song?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
