turtlespeed 226 #1 December 8, 2013 I'm this right now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #2 December 8, 2013 What's all that white shit in your hair ? Are you getting old on us ? Other than that, you look quite urbane. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 December 8, 2013 Looks good! And you look relaxed. Must be the Irish Coffee!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 8, 2013 I'd always imagined you were more green. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 8, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Looks good! And you look relaxed. Must be the Irish Coffee!! Actually, Lortab has that gambit. I sliced my wrist bad and have tendon damage.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #6 December 8, 2013 I had to give up and shave. There is a point when the hair gets long enough that the tips of the hair start touching the skin. The itching at that point got so bad that I was worried I would scratch my faces until I'd break the skin and bleed so I had to give up and shave.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #7 December 8, 2013 Going for an Amish look.....Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #8 December 9, 2013 My no shave look No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 December 9, 2013 promise5 My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #10 December 9, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 December 9, 2013 promise5 ******My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. Linoleum is a reference to a no wax floor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #12 December 9, 2013 turtlespeed *********My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. Linoleum is a reference to a no wax floor.that's not right!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 December 9, 2013 turtlespeed *********My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. Linoleum is a reference to a no wax floor.I thought it was a reference to the attached picture:Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 December 9, 2013 promise5 My no shave look Are you flat on your back on the floor?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 December 9, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. Linoleum is a reference to a no wax floor.I thought it was a reference to the attached picture: That's what I thought.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 December 9, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************My no shave look They were hoping for linoleum. Oh my goodness that made me remember when that was brought up in a conversation and I honestly didn't have a clue what the person meant by carpet or as they said hard wood floors. I almost fell off my chair when it was explained to me. but linoleum is just as funny. Alls I'll say is laser is a girls best friend. Linoleum is a reference to a no wax floor.I thought it was a reference to the attached picture: Yes and no. No wax - but really smoooth and CLEAN!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #17 December 9, 2013 Best thread in a long time! Linoleum: LMAO! Those that don't know what that is: ROTFLMAO!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 December 9, 2013 "Wax on, wax off!" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #19 December 9, 2013 Well crap if people would just say what they mean!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #20 December 9, 2013 ryoder "Wax on, wax off!" *furiously wiping my keyboard and screen, so no permanent damage occurs!* lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #21 December 9, 2013 Google is your friend! We old farts have a world of old jingles and commercials to draw from. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 December 9, 2013 No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 December 9, 2013 oldwomanc6 ***"Wax on, wax off!" *furiously wiping my keyboard and screen, so no permanent damage occurs!* Sand da floor!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #24 December 10, 2013 Wow... you're a handsome guy, turtle.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 December 10, 2013 labrys Wow... you're a handsome guy, turtle. Aw, Thanks . . . again we disagree, but thanks.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites