Not on the rug, man!

[ryoder 1,590]

http://news.kron4.com/news/man-arrested-for-attacking-man-who-urinated-on-his-carpet

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[normiss 851]

You see what happens?

[airtwardo 7]

Walter, he peed on my rug!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[quade 4]

That rug really tied the room together.

(I can not believe the article didn't make a single reference. Writer is obviously a nihilist.)

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[JohnMitchell 16]

Well I'd be pissed too.

[davjohns 1]

Pee on the rug; get your butt whooped.

Makes sense to me.

I might object to the severity of the beating or the use of a weapon. But the rug owner didn't get to limit the amount of pee or the smell thereof, so it's a close call.

You roll the dice (or pee on the rug) and you take your chances.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[akarunway 1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkDSAffSBI

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[davjohns 1]

Am I the only one who finds it odd the article didn't end with, "Police suspect alcohol might have been involved"?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[theonlyski 8]

JohnMitchell

Well I'd be pissed too.

"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"

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