LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 August 27, 2013 Here you go.... http://keys.craigslist.org/fbh/3975141157.html ETA: I meant to show you THIS link: http://dirtygirlshousekeeping.com/Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 August 27, 2013 So how are you enjoying the new job so far?ETA THere aren't any Dirty Girls assigned to Denver. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 August 27, 2013 Quote Who's A Messy Boy? You'd make a killing with that line! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 August 27, 2013 ryoder So how are you enjoying the new job so far?ETA THere aren't any Dirty Girls assigned to Denver. HA! You couldn't pay me enough to clean someone else's house!!! Nothing in Denver? Maybe you can buy a franchise?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 August 27, 2013 Remster Quote Who's A Messy Boy? You'd make a killing with that line! I just realized I assumed only men would hire this service!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 846 #6 August 27, 2013 Now I'm uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 August 27, 2013 normiss Now I'm uncomfortable. I guess fluffing your PILLOW doesn't count as physical contact..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 846 #8 August 27, 2013 THOSE AREN'T TWO PILLOWS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 August 27, 2013 normiss THOSE AREN'T TWO PILLOWS!!! Steve Martin"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 August 27, 2013 normiss Now I'm uncomfortable. Why??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 August 28, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Now I'm uncomfortable. Why?? French maid fantasies??If I had one of those house keepers coming by, I'd spend all my time throwing stuff on the floor so they'd have to bend over to pick it up.But that's just me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #12 August 28, 2013 I don't know about this, seems wholly unsanitary. I mean they're like almost naked.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 August 28, 2013 ArvoitusI don't know about this, seems wholly unsanitary. I mean they're like almost naked. I know... It's entirely wrong.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 August 28, 2013 Remster***I don't know about this, seems wholly unsanitary. I mean they're like almost naked. I know... It's entirely wrong. +1 I don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 August 28, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy******I don't know about this, seems wholly unsanitary. I mean they're like almost naked. I know... It's entirely wrong. +1 I don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price. Your sarcasm-meter is broken.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,426 #16 August 28, 2013 Hi Lucky, Quote I don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price. A few years ago I had this housecleaner who was a quite light-hearted woman. We were talking one day about pricing, etc and I mentioned something about what she might offer ( all in jest, folks HONESTLY ) and she said, "Now that's a whole nother pricing structure." JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #17 August 29, 2013 Damn, why do I live in Illinois?!!!???!!!Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 August 29, 2013 Remster *********I don't know about this, seems wholly unsanitary. I mean they're like almost naked. I know... It's entirely wrong. +1 I don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price. Your sarcasm-meter is broken. No, it's not. I got it. I Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 August 29, 2013 JerryBaumchen Hi Lucky, Quote I don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price. A few years ago I had this housecleaner who was a quite light-hearted woman. We were talking one day about pricing, etc and I mentioned something about what she might offer ( all in jest, folks HONESTLY ) and she said, "Now that's a whole nother pricing structure." JerryBaumchen But that was done jokingly!! That's different!! Wait, was SHE joking?!? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #20 November 24, 2013 QuoteI don't care what they say about no hanky panky being allowed, I bet it happens for the right price. For the right price anything can be made to happen. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 November 24, 2013 JohnMitchell ******Now I'm uncomfortable. Why?? French maid fantasies??If I had one of those house keepers coming by, I'd spend all my time throwing stuff on the floor so they'd have to bend over to pick it up.But that's just me. That's just you and every other red-blooded male! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #22 November 25, 2013 Old joke. Man asks a woman to have sex with him for a million dollars. She readily agrees. He then asks if she'll do it for fifty dollars. She says, "What do you think I am, a whore?" He says, "We've established what you are. We're just haggling over price."I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 November 26, 2013 It might be old but it's still good! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
